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KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
i want some chicken strips. Are the DQ ones any good?

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
When I go to Dairy Queen I get a blizzard w Nerd candy in it.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



DQ Chicken Strip Basket is a p solid choice, however my local DQ makes their gravy so loving hot it melts the plastic lid on the cup and burns the gently caress outa my mouth. I don't know how they keep it so fuckin hot.

WobblySausage
Nov 7, 2014
dairy queen is like diarrhea

eat poo poo op

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
get a large mint milkshake

this is my advice from 4 years of working at DQ in high school

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



nomadologique posted:

get a large mint milkshake

this is my advice from 4 years of working at DQ in high school

how fat did you get

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
not at all, i am metabolically blessed with an internal fusion reactor

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
dirty quim

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



nomadologique posted:

not at all, i am metabolically blessed with an internal fusion reactor

*has a heart attack but weighs 150*

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
dick queso

WobblySausage
Nov 7, 2014

Nefarious posted:

dick queso

the best queso

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
dad queer

WobblySausage
Nov 7, 2014

so what

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
tell them they're fags for taking Nerds off the Blizzard menu

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im at that point in life where personal autonomy is a waste of brain power so I always get blizzard of the month

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



do and handstand under the blizzard mixer and just cram that poo poo into your rear end in a top hat and mix it there, it'll taste the same

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i doubt a growing sixteen year old is in danger from a few too many milkshakes

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
jack kerouac ate nothing but apple pie with cheddar cheese and died at 47 from alcoholism so i think i'm in the clear for now

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



nomadologique posted:

i doubt a growing sixteen year old is in danger from a few too many milkshakes

whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night buddy

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

buy a chilidog OP, DQ makes some good chili dogs

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
can't sleep with all that sugar

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



nomadologique posted:

can't sleep with all that sugar

thats not sugar keeping you up, its proto-heart disease

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Digital Fingers posted:

buy a chilidog OP, DQ makes some good chili dogs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I remember when they just had ice cream. But then they were like yeah let's put a full hot kitchen in a store full of freezers. Everyone knows the only good part of the ice cream cake is the crunchy chocolate fudge crumble poo poo between the layers. You just eat that and throw the rest of that poo poo out.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
been meaning to get my heart checked for a while!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I remember when they just had ice cream. But then they were like yeah let's put a full hot kitchen in a store full of freezers. Everyone knows the only good part of the ice cream cake is the crunchy chocolate fudge crumble poo poo between the layers. You just eat that and throw the rest of that poo poo out.

used to make these cakes, they were rad simple and delicious

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

nomadologique posted:

jack kerouac ate nothing but apple pie with cheddar cheese and died at 47 from alcoholism so i think i'm in the clear for now

apple pie with cheddar cheese is probably a blizzard flavor but if its not im sure you can get them to throw in some melted cheese with the regular apple

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

When I go to Dairy Queen I get a blizzard w Nerd candy in it.

Holy gently caress I haven't had one of those since I was 12. Now I gotta go to Dairy Queen too.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone



strips are good. fries are good. also the gravy container is partially melted.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
chicken strips? what they hell are you doing with your life, get a loving banana split

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
the "texas toast" was kind of stale.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
i usually get the flamethrower burger and am disappointed that it is not at all spicy

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I went to dairy queen today. I had a small onion ring and a mini blizzard with oreo and m&m's which I shared with a friend.

I feel like vomiting. I have no idea how anybody eats the giant sizes, let alone the miniature sizes by themselves. It's so incredibly sweet and salty and greasy and :911:

E: I should say I've been on one hell of a health food kick lately, like an apple constitutes a dessert levels of crazy, because I am fat and losing my fatness decently quickly. I just wanted to see if it was true about your taste buds changing and oh god. Oh god. It is.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
good job on not maintaining your diet fatso

Incomplete Fish
Apr 22, 2006

Grimey Drawer

KennyLoggins posted:

i want some chicken strips. Are the DQ ones any good?

Deep fried food at a ice cream "restaurant".

Think again OP.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Incomplete Fish posted:

Deep fried food at a ice cream "restaurant".

Think again OP.

dairy queen has the best hamburgers of any major chain actually

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Beef Tendies. They're loving amazing if your location makes them crispy.

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
they got rid of the butterscotch dipped cones.

there is no longer any point in visiting dairy queen.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
Enjoy the flies. Never been to a DQ that wasn't filled with flies. Sure do like Blizzards though.

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shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVDHsgaQbz8

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