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mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
Yesssss

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

How did the Rangers do that? How?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So how did the Wings miss the playoffs? They were bottom five in penalties, they were top 10 in both Shots on Goal and Shots Against. Did they just not score enough or goaltend well enough?

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

VJeff posted:

So how did the Wings miss the playoffs? They were bottom five in penalties, they were top 10 in both Shots on Goal and Shots Against. Did they just not score enough or goaltend well enough?

I suspect my team had the worst performing goaltending tandem in the league. I can't prove it yet because they're so bad they don't appear on the goalie stats lists, but it's impressive that the rest of the team managed to overcome that by miles.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Also what the hell Nugent-Hopkins? He had two nearly one-hundred point wingers and he's didn't hit 70?

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



EHM is obviously not the Corsi Hockey league. My team finished 11th in SF/G, 14th in SA/G, 8th in PIM/G (in the good sense), had 3 rookies in the top 10 and 4 in the top 20 for rookie scoring, and finished tied for 4th last in the league.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Lol, look at these guys bitching cause they picked poo poo teams.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013


RIP Jets/Devils

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


That's exactly how I planned it.

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





Habibi posted:

I suspect my team had the worst performing goaltending tandem in the league. I can't prove it yet because they're so bad they don't appear on the goalie stats lists, but it's impressive that the rest of the team managed to overcome that by miles.

let me tell you about jimmy howard

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

the talent deficit posted:

let me tell you about jimmy howard

Let me tell you about Mike Smith...

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Less playoffs, more offseason

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

The Columbus gently caress Corsis.

Also Devils/Jackets will probably set the record for the fewest viewers of anything ever.

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Also what the hell Nugent-Hopkins? He had two nearly one-hundred point wingers and he's didn't hit 70?

I think it's the combination of an injury that made him miss 14 games, and possibly Huberdeau sharing first-line duties with him (or getting the 1PP slot).

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER
so do i get mcdavid or what

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
The lottery isn't until June 13th iirc.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
team stats tonight and some playoffs I promise I swear

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.
I say we string him up for broken promises, boys.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
define tonight

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Imagine 4 pucks on the edge of a cliff...

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
farrrrrrrt

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Let there be updates.















































T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?








































Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
Sidney Crosby, almost as good as David Booth and Jussi Jokinen, barely better than Matt Calvert.

wtf EHM

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 13th - East

Columbus vs. New Jersey -- New Jersey leads 1 games to 0
Key Injuries: Bobby Ryan (NJ) DTD, Jamie Benn (NJ) DTD, Marc Staal (CBJ) 6 months, Matthieu Perreault (CBJ) 1 month
Suspensions: Zac Rinaldo (OTT) 1 Game - Instigating
Game 1 3-0 Devils (lmao Cam Janssen)


Boston vs. Tampa Bay -- Tampa Bay leads 1 games to 0
Key Injuries: Thomas Vanek (BOS) 2 Weeks
Game 1 2-0 Lightning


New York Islanders vs. New York Rangers -- Rangers lead 1 games to 0
Key Injuries: Daniel Sedin (NYI) DTD, Marcel Goc (NYI) DTD
Game 1 3-1 Rangers



Pittsburgh vs. Ottawa -- Ottawa leads 1 games to 0
Key Injuries: Deryk Engelland (PIT) 3 months, David Krecji (OTT) 2 months, Carter Ashton (OTT) DTD
Game 1 4-2 Senators

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Sep 19, 2015

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 13th - West

Colorado vs. Chicago -- Colorado leads 1 games to 0
Key Injuries: Drew Stafford (COL) DTD
Game 1 5-2 Avalanche


Anaheim vs. Los Angeles -- Anaheim leads 1 games to 0
Key Injuries: Carl Hagelin (ANA) 10 days, Nikita Nikitin (LA) DTD
Game 1 2-0 Ducks


Nashville vs. San Jose-- Nashville leads 1 games to 0
Key Injuries: Brad Marchand (NSH) DTD, Mike Smith (SJ) DTD, Brendan Smith (SJ) 10 days, Jonathan Drouin (SJ) 2 months
Game 1 5-3 Predators (it begins)




Phoenix vs. Dallas-- Dallas leads 1 games to 0
Key Injuries: Ryan Suter (PHX) DTD, Colin Wilson (DAL) DTD
Game 1 3-0 Stars

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

:negative:

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

haha that is so good

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 14th - West

Nashville vs. San Jose-- Nashville leads 2 games to 0
Key Injuries: Brad Marchand (NSH) DTD, Mike Smith (SJ) DTD, Brendan Smith (SJ) 10 days, Jonathan Drouin (SJ) 2 months
Game 1 5-3 Predators
Game 2 4-1 Predators

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 15th - East

Columbus vs. New Jersey -- New Jersey leads 2 games to 0
Key Injuries: Bobby Ryan (NJ) DTD, Jamie Benn (NJ) DTD, Marc Staal (CBJ) 6 months, Matthieu Perreault (CBJ) 1 month
Game 1 3-0 Devils
Game 2 4-1 Devils


Boston vs. Tampa Bay -- Series is tied 1 games to 1
Key Injuries: Thomas Vanek (BOS) 2 Weeks
Game 1 2-0 Lightning
Game 2 4-3 Bruins



New York Islanders vs. New York Rangers -- Rangers lead 2 games to 0
Key Injuries: Daniel Sedin (NYI) DTD, Marcel Goc (NYI) DTD
Game 1 3-1 Rangers
Game 2 3-1 Rangers


Pittsburgh vs. Ottawa -- Ottawa leads 2 games to 0
Key Injuries: Deryk Engelland (PIT) 3 months, David Krecji (OTT) 2 months
Game 1 4-2 Senators
Game 2 4-2 Senators

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 15th - West

Colorado vs. Chicago -- Colorado leads 2 games to 0
Key Injuries: Drew Stafford (COL) DTD
Game 1 5-2 Avalanche
Game 2 4-3 (OT) Avalanche



Anaheim vs. Los Angeles -- Anaheim leads 2 games to 0
Key Injuries: Carl Hagelin (ANA) 10 days, Nikita Nikitin (LA) DTD
Game 1 2-0 Ducks
Game 2 2-1 Ducks


Phoenix vs. Dallas-- Dallas leads 2 games to 0
Key Injuries: Ryan Suter (PHX) DTD, Colin Wilson (DAL) DTD
Game 1 3-0 Stars
Game 2 2-0 Stars

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Holy crap!

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
Heartbreaker :(

At least Crosby showed up in the third.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



A solid half to two thirds of those goals look really dumb. Are the ones you don't post more sensible?

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

eXXon posted:

A solid half to two thirds of those goals look really dumb. Are the ones you don't post more sensible?

Occasionally, I'm posting game winners mostly.

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

T-Bone posted:

Occasionally, I'm posting game winners mostly.

Makes perfect sense.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 16th - East

New York Islanders vs. New York Rangers -- Rangers lead 2 games to 1
Key Injuries: Daniel Sedin (NYI) DTD
Game 1 3-1 Rangers
Game 2 3-1 Rangers
Game 3 5-2 Islanders


April 16th - West

Nashville vs. San Jose-- Nashville leads 2 games to 1
Key Injuries: Brad Marchand (NSH) DTD, Brendan Smith (SJ) 10 days, Jonathan Drouin (SJ) 2 months
Game 1 5-3 Predators
Game 2 4-1 Predators
Game 3 5-2 Sharks

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 17th - East

Columbus vs. New Jersey -- New Jersey leads 2 games to 1
Key Injuries: Jamie Benn (NJ) DTD, Marc Staal (CBJ) 6 months, Matthieu Perreault (CBJ) 1 month
Game 1 3-0 Devils
Game 2 4-1 Devils
Game 3 4-3 (OT) Blue Jackets



Boston vs. Tampa Bay -- Tampa Bay 2 games to 1
Key Injuries: Thomas Vanek (BOS) 2 Weeks
Game 1 2-0 Lightning
Game 2 4-3 Bruins
Game 3 3-2 (OT) Lightning


Pittsburgh vs. Ottawa -- Ottawa leads 3 games to 0
Key Injuries: Deryk Engelland (PIT) 3 months, David Krecji (OTT) 2 months, Taylor Chorney (PIT) DTD
Game 1 4-2 Senators
Game 2 4-2 Senators
Game 3 4-1 Senators

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
April 17th - West

Colorado vs. Chicago -- Colorado leads 3 games to 0
Key Injuries: Drew Stafford (COL) DTD
Game 1 5-2 Avalanche
Game 2 4-3 (OT) Avalanche
Game 3 3-0 Avalanche


Anaheim vs. Los Angeles -- Anaheim leads 2 games to 1
Key Injuries: Carl Hagelin (ANA) 10 days, Nikita Nikitin (LA) DTD, Logan Couture (LA) 10 Days, David Clarkson (ANA) DTD
Game 1 2-0 Ducks
Game 2 2-1 Ducks
Game 3 6-2 Kings


Phoenix vs. Dallas-- Dallas leads 2 games to 1
Key Injuries: Ryan Suter (PHX) DTD
Game 1 3-0 Stars
Game 2 2-0 Stars
Game 3 3-2 (OT) Coyotes

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

The Ottawa Young Guns are a picture of consistency. Going all the way, baby.

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