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Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014
It was an accident. I was taking a nap and had a dream that I was pissing. I woke up mid-dream-stream to the horrifying discovery that I was actually mid-stream while lying on my couch. Plus I drank a lotlastnight and it stinks. I need to borrow a steam cleaner.

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Im gay

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
It happens to us all man. Don't worry too much about it. We all piss on a couch now and then.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i have never peed on a couch

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ive peed on everything else tho

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The important thing is you didn't poo poo yourself yo.

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May 27, 2004



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Enfield posted:

ive peed on everything else tho

i wouldnt pee on you if you were on fire

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

fyodor posted:

i wouldnt pee on you if you were on fire

if i had to pee on something to save its life id just get anxious and wouldnt be able to pee

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I just peed on my couch out of solidarity for the opee

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I just peed on my couch out of solidarity for the opee

Urine brothers for life!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

this exact scenario happened to me one time op, weird

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
drink detergent and pee on it again

fyodor posted:

i wouldnt pee on you if you were on fire

:vince:

The Mighty Bastard
Feb 6, 2009
No, I peed on your couch!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

op i'll pee on your couch too, then if anyone asks about the pee you can say it was me

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Op pissed his moms couch and she said "urine trouble". It's funny because he's 40.

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Parallax Scroll posted:

op i'll pee on your couch too, then if anyone asks about the pee you can say it was me

Screw those dudes on the train in France, you're a true hero!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Just flip the cushion over poppie

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
op. that is kinda hot.

thanks for sharing.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I used to pee on my couch or thing when I was really blackout drunk but eventually you learn to drink alcohol better

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



pics you fuckshit, show us your pissssssssssssssssssssss

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

The Rage posted:

pics you fuckshit, show us your pissssssssssssssssssssss

But I already cleaned it up.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I drank a lot and did painkillers and muscle relaxers and then some xanax and I peed my bed and my phone. It was a good thing thoufh cause I needed a new phone already so peeing it was a good excuse

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

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Nap Ghost
which one of you assholes gave my cat an SA account

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Why on earth was your phone so close to the pisssssssssss?

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Aesop Poprock posted:

I drank a lot and did painkillers and muscle relaxers and then some xanax and I peed my bed and my phone. It was a good thing thoufh cause I needed a new phone already so peeing it was a good excuse

I like your positive attitude.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Op pissed his moms couch and she said "urine trouble". It's funny because he's 40.

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