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David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
the yuengling keg just fizzed up so its pabst on tap or pabst in cans tonite boys

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
*buys a $1 beer*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

David Copperfield posted:

the yuengling keg just fizzed up so its pabst on tap or pabst in cans tonite boys

you're in flordia aren't you

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
At a dive casino with a dive bar started off with a bud light but then went to coors lights because the bud tasted watery (coors tasted watery too).

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
*does coke off the soap dispendser in the bathroom

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
hey alright how ya doin

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Windows 98 posted:

*buys a $1 beer*

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you're in flordia aren't you

there's only one or two neon signs and they are all outside so no

But there is free popcorn

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

David Copperfield posted:

there's only one or two neon signs and they are all outside so no

But there is free popcorn

virginia

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Where everybody knows your name, + wants to fight you about it after a game of darts

Edit: someone decided the juke box playing bon jovi/guns n roses was too modern so it's playing staying alive now

David Copperfield fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Aug 23, 2015

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

drinking bud light straight from the pitcher pretending to be a cowboys fan to pick up an older woman with fat tits

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Update:

- I sat next to the one lady at the bar and thought she was my age until I saw her face

- I don't have enough change for the big buck safari game

- four cute hipster girls just sat down at a booth and one has a shirt that says "bring down the banks", :siren: how do I not gently caress this up goons :siren:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

David Copperfield posted:

Where everybody knows your name, + wants to fight you about it after a game of darts

Edit: someone decided the juke box playing bon jovi/guns n roses was too modern so it's playing staying alive now

didn't know yuengling was in boston

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
poo poo I didn't realize cheers would reveal it was in Boston

But yeah Boston people can probably guess which bar it is (will not confirm)

Edit: it's not the cheers bar

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
don't drink yuengling. it is a poo poo company

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
there are no winner drinks at dive bars, only cheap drinks

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

David Copperfield posted:

- four cute hipster girls just sat down at a booth and one has a shirt that says "bring down the banks", :siren: how do I not gently caress this up goons :siren:

By bringing down the banks, obviously.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
oh hey i'm the only person here with a full set of teeth :getin:

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Wall Balls posted:

drinking bud light straight from the pitcher pretending to be a cowboys fan to pick up an older woman with fat tits

:feelsgood:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

crispix posted:

oh hey i'm the only person here with a full set of teeth :getin:

shut up

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Update: shopping preferences are known

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Just got a me a triple of jack on the rocks. Gonna get another one soon so I don't smell that smell no more. It's like despair mixed with false bravado and decay

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

David Copperfield posted:

Update: shopping preferences are known



bitch love trader joes.

Is my mom there?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Dude next to me has a full sleve tat of a leprechaun loving Barbie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

bunnyofdoom posted:

Dude next to me has a full sleve tat of a leprechaun loving Barbie

bostonbar.txt

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
there's a guy in the next booth and he has a bunch of tats on the back of his head which basically means he needs to wear either a buzzcut or Macklemore hipster cut for the rest of his life unless he wants them to cut off at his neck

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
you're at the inn between in huntington, west virginia

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
*hustles 20 bucks from someone in a game of golden tee*

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
somehow Bruce Springsteen on the jukebox == 10 new people come out of nowhere and none of them are watching any of the TVs because every local team is losing hard 😎

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

zooted heh posted:

*hustles 20 bucks from someone in a game of golden tee*

you know your in a dive bar if they have golden tee

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
do they have shuffleboard

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you know your in a dive bar if they have golden tee

The hierarchy goes Actual arcade game > pool > Golden Buck safari > darts > Lotto machine > Golden Tee in increasing trashiness

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

George Zimmer posted:

do they have shuffleboard

Wtf is this cruise ship bs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

George Zimmer posted:

do they have shuffleboard

that game rules, but is only in dive or redneck bars

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

David Copperfield posted:

Wtf is this cruise ship bs

the long rear end table one

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008

David Copperfield posted:

Wtf is this cruise ship bs

its a tabletop version and is fun

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

George Zimmer posted:

its a tabletop version and is fun

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

David Copperfield posted:

Wtf is this cruise ship bs

Lol look at this noob

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
i played bocci at a hipster bar once

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

David Copperfield posted:

i played bocci at a hipster bar once

you really never played tabletop shuffleboard before?

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