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the yuengling keg just fizzed up so its pabst on tap or pabst in cans tonite boys
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:00 |
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*buys a $1 beer*
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:01 |
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David Copperfield posted:the yuengling keg just fizzed up so its pabst on tap or pabst in cans tonite boys you're in flordia aren't you
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:02 |
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At a dive casino with a dive bar started off with a bud light but then went to coors lights because the bud tasted watery (coors tasted watery too).
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:02 |
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*does coke off the soap dispendser in the bathroom
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:03 |
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hey alright how ya doin
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:04 |
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Windows 98 posted:*buys a $1 beer*
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:04 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you're in flordia aren't you there's only one or two neon signs and they are all outside so no But there is free popcorn
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:05 |
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David Copperfield posted:there's only one or two neon signs and they are all outside so no virginia
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:06 |
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Where everybody knows your name, + wants to fight you about it after a game of darts Edit: someone decided the juke box playing bon jovi/guns n roses was too modern so it's playing staying alive now David Copperfield fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Aug 23, 2015 |
# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:07 |
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drinking bud light straight from the pitcher pretending to be a cowboys fan to pick up an older woman with fat tits
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:12 |
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Update: - I sat next to the one lady at the bar and thought she was my age until I saw her face - I don't have enough change for the big buck safari game - four cute hipster girls just sat down at a booth and one has a shirt that says "bring down the banks", how do I not gently caress this up goons
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:16 |
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David Copperfield posted:Where everybody knows your name, + wants to fight you about it after a game of darts didn't know yuengling was in boston
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:16 |
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poo poo I didn't realize cheers would reveal it was in Boston But yeah Boston people can probably guess which bar it is (will not confirm) Edit: it's not the cheers bar
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:17 |
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don't drink yuengling. it is a poo poo company
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:18 |
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there are no winner drinks at dive bars, only cheap drinks
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:20 |
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David Copperfield posted:- four cute hipster girls just sat down at a booth and one has a shirt that says "bring down the banks", how do I not gently caress this up goons By bringing down the banks, obviously.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:21 |
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oh hey i'm the only person here with a full set of teeth
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:21 |
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Wall Balls posted:drinking bud light straight from the pitcher pretending to be a cowboys fan to pick up an older woman with fat tits
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:23 |
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crispix posted:oh hey i'm the only person here with a full set of teeth shut up
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:25 |
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Update: shopping preferences are known
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:28 |
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Just got a me a triple of jack on the rocks. Gonna get another one soon so I don't smell that smell no more. It's like despair mixed with false bravado and decay
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:29 |
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David Copperfield posted:Update: shopping preferences are known bitch love trader joes. Is my mom there?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:30 |
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Dude next to me has a full sleve tat of a leprechaun loving Barbie
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:31 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:Dude next to me has a full sleve tat of a leprechaun loving Barbie bostonbar.txt
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:33 |
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there's a guy in the next booth and he has a bunch of tats on the back of his head which basically means he needs to wear either a buzzcut or Macklemore hipster cut for the rest of his life unless he wants them to cut off at his neck
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:33 |
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you're at the inn between in huntington, west virginia
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:35 |
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*hustles 20 bucks from someone in a game of golden tee*
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:37 |
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somehow Bruce Springsteen on the jukebox == 10 new people come out of nowhere and none of them are watching any of the TVs because every local team is losing hard 😎
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:37 |
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zooted heh posted:*hustles 20 bucks from someone in a game of golden tee* you know your in a dive bar if they have golden tee
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:38 |
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do they have shuffleboard
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:39 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you know your in a dive bar if they have golden tee The hierarchy goes Actual arcade game > pool > Golden Buck safari > darts > Lotto machine > Golden Tee in increasing trashiness
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:39 |
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George Zimmer posted:do they have shuffleboard Wtf is this cruise ship bs
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:40 |
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George Zimmer posted:do they have shuffleboard that game rules, but is only in dive or redneck bars
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:40 |
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David Copperfield posted:Wtf is this cruise ship bs the long rear end table one
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:41 |
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David Copperfield posted:Wtf is this cruise ship bs its a tabletop version and is fun
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:42 |
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George Zimmer posted:its a tabletop version and is fun
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:43 |
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David Copperfield posted:Wtf is this cruise ship bs Lol look at this noob
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:46 |
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i played bocci at a hipster bar once
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 02:47 |
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David Copperfield posted:i played bocci at a hipster bar once you really never played tabletop shuffleboard before?
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