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Gonna get so drunk I don't give a gently caress what the chick with the biggest tits looks like.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you really never played tabletop shuffleboard before? nope but im getting drunk enough to try it if the opportunity presents itself
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Aug 23, 2015 02:52
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VendaGoat posted:Gonna get so drunk I don't give a gently caress what the chick with the biggest tits looks like. you gonna end up going home with the bouncer
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Aug 23, 2015 02:53
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you gonna end up going home with the bouncer He seems like a swell dude, I wish those two well Edit: I ordered a rum and coke and I'm drinking the girliest thing in the room by a goddamn mile
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David Copperfield posted:nope but im getting drunk enough to try it if the opportunity presents itself find a more dive bar.
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David Copperfield posted:He seems like a swell dude, I wish those two well he got some big titties
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you gonna end up going home with the bouncer I hear he/she is a generous lover 
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VendaGoat posted:I hear he/she is a generous lover Mumpy Puffinz posted:he got some big titties
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Aug 23, 2015 02:54
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are you drunk enough??? to suck a mans tits????
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Aug 23, 2015 02:55
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:find a more dive bar. arguing with a dive bar about what they don't have that you expect is some hipster bullshit. darts should be trashy enough for anyone George Zimmer posted:are you drunk enough??? to suck a mans tits???? he gotta buy me drinks first
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George Zimmer posted:are you drunk enough??? to suck a mans tits???? Are they Comically Oversized?
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Aug 23, 2015 02:56
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David Copperfield posted:arguing with a dive bar about what they don't have that you expect is some hipster bullshit. darts should be trashy enough for anyone unless the bartender has to kick out a homeless man for not paying for his whiskey it isn't dive enough
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Aug 23, 2015 02:57
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a true dive bar has people wearing tanktops hanging outside of it at all hours of the day
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Aug 23, 2015 02:58
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George Zimmer posted:a true dive bar has people wearing tanktops hanging outside of it at all hours of the day shut up
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Aug 23, 2015 02:59
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He's not a true Scotsman unless he sucks a thousand dicks from under a kilt
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Aug 23, 2015 02:59
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:shut up poorly done neck tattoos optional
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Aug 23, 2015 03:00
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Ah the legendary Scotsman with 1000 dicks.
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George Zimmer posted:poorly done neck tattoos optional gently caress off go away no one was talking to you and you contributed nothing to the conversation
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Ah the legendary Scotsman with 1000 dicks. other dicks under other kilts
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Aug 23, 2015 03:01
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have a pizza delivered and not share any of it.
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Aug 23, 2015 03:03
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Oh, you won't fool me, I've heard the legends of the man with 1000 dicks.
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zooted heh posted:have a pizza delivered and not share any of it. lol
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh, you won't fool me, I've heard the legends of the man with 1000 dicks. something something george washington
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Aug 23, 2015 03:08
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*punches strength machine gets ranked wet noodle*
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Aug 23, 2015 03:17
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Punches someone over a girl. Loses miserably. Claims he was jumped. Is a drunk bitch.
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literal stabbing occurs in the parking lot you take the stabber's side when the police come to question everybody, because that other dude was totally out of line
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zooted heh posted:*punches strength machine gets ranked wet noodle* I know a guy that broke his thumb on one of those. I am that guy.
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drunkb posted:I know a guy that broke his thumb on one of those. I am that guy. did you learn that your thumb goes on the outside of your fist?
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Aug 23, 2015 03:26
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Bartender knows your name and does not put ice in your drinks. He knows you ain't got time for that poo poo Bathroom has chalk paint so you can write DICKBUTT before you rush back out for karaoke. The dj signed you up to sing a bloodhound gang song w/o telling you first
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Aug 23, 2015 03:37
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:did you learn that your thumb goes on the outside of your fist? I knew that much. I was hammered and had my thumb sticking out and missed horribly
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drunkb posted:I knew that much. I was hammered and had my thumb sticking out and missed horribly you were giving a thumbs up?
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Aug 23, 2015 03:43
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coronatae posted:Bartender knows your name and does not put ice in your drinks. He knows you ain't got time for that poo poo Bathroom has super legit hobo smell
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Aug 23, 2015 03:44
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I punch like the fonz when I am drink, apparently
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drunkb posted:I punch like the fonz when I am drink, apparently Ehhhh Sit on it!
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Aug 23, 2015 03:47
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where i live beers are $6 everytthing is sad and desperate
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I like when dive bars have lovely bands that play in the corner and no one even looks at them, just keeps wathcing football on tv and drinking
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David Copperfield posted:Bathroom has super legit hobo smell Surprisingly their bathrooms are p clean and smell faintly of benzaldehyde (artificial cherry/almond smell) because of the soap they provide. Hmu if you're ever in Dallas we'll have a grand time
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The last time I was at a dive bar the incredibly hot bartender kept giving us free shots and drinking with us and she talked with me about her weed grow op. We were the last people to leave and she flashed us her 10/10 pierced tits. I miss her. lovely small town bars own
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ghetto wormhole posted:The last time I was at a dive bar the incredibly hot bartender kept giving us free shots and drinking with us and she talked with me about her weed grow op. We were the last people to leave and she flashed us her 10/10 pierced tits. you shoulda hit that a thousand ways to sunday i'm at home now pussying out because all the cool people at the bar left
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