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TVs Ian posted:By bringing down the banks, obviously. If he brings down the banks then that girl won't have to wear that shirt anymore. Edit: Lame OP, shoulda smashed or at least say "Banks eh? What's up?" KirbyKhan fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Aug 23, 2015 |
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David Copperfield posted:you shoulda hit that a thousand ways to sunday Don't be a li'l bitch. You are now the cool people at the bar. The night is yours
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:42 |
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I dunno what a dive bar is but this is a bar thread so I will share my bar thoughts. I go to exactly 3 barsa. The waiters greet me by my name because I tip well and I come often, because I have only three bars. If you something different you are maybe an idiot, I think.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:43 |
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a dive bar is for middle class misery, despair, drinking, and good ol fun there used to be a bar in vegas called 'dive!' but that was actually a submarine-themed restaurant. don't get tricked.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:44 |
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KirbyKhan posted:If he brings down the banks then that girl won't have to wear that shirt anymore. I should've told her i'm bansky
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:45 |
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how me a frog posted:I dunno what a dive bar is but this is a bar thread so I will share my bar thoughts. I go to exactly 3 barsa. The waiters greet me by my name because I tip well and I come often, because I have only three bars. If you something different you are maybe an idiot, I think. Waiter? There is a fly in my soup more like- eh bartender theres a cigarette butt in my beer can so? you want another? yeah
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:01 |
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*gets a 6 pack of cans for the walk home
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:02 |
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I should have gone out to the bar tonight. All the doormen know me so I can just walk in without getting my id checked and the bartenders see me and have my drink ready i've got to move
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:25 |
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My local dive bars had loving no one in attendance. on a loving Saturday. gently caress that poo poo.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:29 |
David Copperfield posted:you shoulda hit that a thousand ways to sunday I loving wish but she said she had a boyfriend. Me and one of my friends went back a couple weeks later but she wasn't working that night, maybe we'll try next week.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:53 |
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a man from a mining corporation hussled us at pool last week at the local. He then asked his mates what they were doing and they told him to "gently caress off you old oval office" and left. There was a moment of sadness in his eyes before he offered us cocaine
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:59 |
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Bartenders more drunk than anyone in the place and fucks up every other drink order. Good times.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 06:20 |
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Town I live in has a block of nice bars/clubs/concerts etc called "4th street live". One block over there's s bar called "third street dive". Good bar.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 06:32 |
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Texas. G&S lounge.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 06:47 |
loving cowboy club. Trash crap for mouth breathing idiots. Don't know where the next bar is but if I ever hit that place I'll end up killing someone probably.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 07:36 |
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me: I'll take a tom collins bartender: i dunno what that is me: uhh, ok, a white russian bartender: I got no clue what that is either me: .... bloody mary? bartender: I can open up a bottle of beer and give out shots of jeager or whiskey me: if i ask for the loving bottles and a glass, can i just make it myself
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 08:41 |
How can you have not heard of a White Russian or Bloody Mary and be a bartender? Are you sure that wasn't just a homeless man that got behind the counter?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 08:49 |
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anyone who was actually at a dive bar tonight is already passed out. this is a terrible thread for people who were stupid enough to not go to dive bars.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 09:06 |
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god I hate clubs
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 09:06 |
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It's a well known tradition that if the liquor bottle runs out pouring my shot then I get to drink what's poured, then I get another shot. You should respect that tradition. *eyes all the bottles and only orders shots from almost empty ones, regardless of what it is*
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 09:08 |
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ghetto wormhole posted:How can you have not heard of a White Russian or Bloody Mary and be a bartender? Are you sure that wasn't just a homeless man that got behind the counter? this guy wasn't anything even close to a loving bartender, we left after one lovely drink that we had to teach the guy how to make from the other side of the counter, it was ridiculous. at least it was free for me and cheap as gently caress for the ones paying
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 09:13 |
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how me a frog posted:I dunno what a dive bar is but this is a bar thread so I will share my bar thoughts. I go to exactly 3 barsa. The waiters greet me by my name because I tip well and I come often, because I have only three bars. If you something different you are maybe an idiot, I think. if you type different soemthing you are maybe not english speaking, i type
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 10:12 |
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op is this silhouette in allston
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 10:27 |
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Tonight a local band played the state's best dive, they were pretty decent, came complete with regulars trying their best to ignore the loud racket 5 feet behind them. They only drew 8-10 people anyway so there was a whole 13 packed in there plus the band! Its a swamp block room with a beer tap and some pool tables. It's cash only and that keeps out the fancy fucks trying to lord their bank account having over you. They have the best jukebox on the planet and there's a liquor store next door in case you need to take something home. Virtual google tours https://www.google.com/maps/place/P...69e2567!6m1!1e1 https://www.google.com/maps/@33.407...!8i6656!6m1!1e1 It got overrun with hipsters for about two years there but they have since moved on and ruined the Yucca Tap Room (actually that place got way better but its always packed as gently caress now instead of dead empty) Cyberball 2072 fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Aug 23, 2015 |
# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:00 |
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Where on the spectrum does it fall when a bar has no taps for anything and just has a stack of 30 packs in a corner that they load into a fridge?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:56 |
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The bartenders letting us stay and drink afterhours
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:57 |
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im drinking cafe rica and coffee because thats what you do in the morning
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:56 |
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Wulfolme posted:Where on the spectrum does it fall when a bar has no taps for anything and just has a stack of 30 packs in a corner that they load into a fridge? are they pouring soda out of cans?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 16:10 |
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Wulfolme posted:Where on the spectrum does it fall when a bar has no taps for anything and just has a stack of 30 packs in a corner that they load into a fridge? you might just be in some guy's basement
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 17:46 |
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David Copperfield posted:you might just be in some guy's basement No, I work for a liquor warehouse and there's this one bar inside a motel that just has stacks of 30 packs off in a corner. There's also a bar where someone got shot the day before I made a delivery to it, but they have a walk-in cooler.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:46 |
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bars without windows are the best bars. ironically, the converse is also good.
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:50 |
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inverse? whatevs. get off my jock, monster mash
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 02:52 |
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I'm the guy that died in the upstairs apartment over the neighborhood dive and didnt get found for a week
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 16:15 |
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How much for a shot of rot gut whiskey and an 8 ounce beer chaser?
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:15 |
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At least when i leave here, its only 1 turn and no main streets then im home free, so yeah, gimme another shot
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:41 |
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OP is at the silhouette
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 17:48 |
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*stuck in town of <400 for seasonal work* *Bartenders remember my drink of choice after only 2 visits*
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# ? Aug 25, 2015 23:39 |
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poo poo, another stool broke...go get the chairs from the parent's house Mark.
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Dolla Dolla Wellz y'all.
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