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You know how you can start a conversation with someone and they don't derail into an embarrassing trainwreck about how 9/11 was an inside job or Bin Laden was never killed? This thread's about the opposite of that. For example: CommunistPancake posted:Roko's Basilisk is useful because you know if someone mentions it, you know that there's no point in talking to them anymore. A time saver. Add things you've experienced/know/have learned! Feel free to post relationship 'red flags' as well!
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"Hey, littleorv, I asked some of my friends who knew you growing up and they said you had a very rough childhood." "Uhh... No. Not even close"
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Aug 23, 2015 09:20
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Hi, I'm something awful forum poster Sulla-Marius 88
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Aug 23, 2015 10:40
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Do you also post on reddit?
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Aug 23, 2015 10:45
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So I was on SomethingAwful today and...
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Aug 23, 2015 13:13
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"I'm not racist, but.."
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Aug 23, 2015 13:50
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I've been reading a lot about Ron Paul/Ayn Rand
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Aug 23, 2015 15:03
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aids
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Aug 23, 2015 15:07
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Giant ants, for some reason.
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Aug 23, 2015 15:11
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"PC culture"
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Aug 23, 2015 15:26
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"Monsanto shill," used unironically. Along those lines any statement regarding essential oils used for anything other than a cooking ingredient or making a room smell nice. That lovely lock/key analogy regarding women/men and volume of sex partners. It's an irrefutable sign of shittiness. "Your generation/kids these days," is key for, "hey I'm horrifyingly out of touch, but..."
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Aug 23, 2015 15:31
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"Hitler was right" (aka every single conversation with my Dad, ever).
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Aug 23, 2015 15:38
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Have you heard about this new cartoon called my little pony?
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Aug 23, 2015 15:39
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"Well, I was watching Fox News the other day, and..." "I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet." No. No you're not. Nice people don't brag about being nice. "Do you have a few minutes to talk about Jesus?" Sorry, sweet old Jehovah's Witness lady, you're not getting in my house.
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Aug 23, 2015 15:46
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Anything related to futurology, like Ray Kurzweil, transhumanism, "the singularity"
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Aug 23, 2015 16:30
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Crow Jane posted:"I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet." No. No you're not. Nice people don't brag about being nice. If people have to describe themselves as anything they should be able to demonstrate they're usually full of poo poo. This also applies to "mature" and "smart".
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Aug 23, 2015 16:48
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:If people have to describe themselves as anything they should be able to demonstrate they're usually full of poo poo. This also applies to "mature" and "smart".
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Aug 23, 2015 19:13
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Lot of goons with toxic parents itt.
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Aug 23, 2015 19:19
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"No drama" or "I'm sick of drama" often means the speaker is, themself, an endless drama factory.
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Aug 23, 2015 19:26
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"Hello sir, would you like to sign this petition for queer biracial black/minority rape victim abortion law?" "No thanks, im straight."
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Aug 23, 2015 19:35
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"Almost everyone has HPV nowadays"
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Aug 23, 2015 19:45
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"I have a black friend so...'
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Aug 23, 2015 19:58
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"Skyrim is oversimplified, really."
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Aug 23, 2015 20:00
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RareAcumen posted:"I have a black friend so...' Related to that, "I don't see color."
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Aug 23, 2015 20:00
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"I'm not a racist, I hate everyone!"
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Aug 23, 2015 20:01
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Actually, it's about ethics
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Aug 23, 2015 20:01
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Crow Jane posted:Related to that, "I don't see color." 'Oblammo, Obongo, B Rock the Islamic Shock, that Kenyan human being, etc.' When talking about Obama.
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Aug 23, 2015 20:02
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"Weed cures __________."
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Aug 23, 2015 20:03
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"Those sjws are so annoying, right? Haha, I can't empathize with other people." That last part may or may not be implied.
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Aug 23, 2015 20:04
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"That's what "they" want you to believe  "
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Aug 23, 2015 20:06
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"Welfare Queens"
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Aug 23, 2015 20:08
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More often than not 'The black community' is also one of them.
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Aug 23, 2015 20:12
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"I hate feminists"
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Aug 23, 2015 20:13
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"I don't have a problem with [ethnicity/race], I have a problem with [slur against same ethnicity/race]" aka the Chris Rock conundrum
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Aug 23, 2015 20:17
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Das Boo posted:"Weed cures __________." Ack, that one kills me. See also "I read that smoking weed while you're pregnant will make your kid more creative" Content: "I can't believe she won't go out with me; can't she see that I'm a nice guy? Not like those jerks she always dates."
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Aug 23, 2015 20:22
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"I'm healthy at any size"
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Aug 23, 2015 20:24
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Ack, that one kills me. See also "I read that smoking weed while you're pregnant will make your kid more creative" 'It's a trilby not a fedora'
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Aug 23, 2015 20:37
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"friend zone"
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Aug 23, 2015 20:42
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RareAcumen posted:'It's a trilby not a fedora' It's ephebephilia not pedophilia I'm an egalitarian not an MRA
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"Does this look infected to you?"
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