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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Tetracube posted:

It's ephebephilia not pedophilia

I'm an egalitarian not an MRA

If Feminism were really about equal rights, they'd call themselves egalitarians.

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"The age of consent should be lowered because"

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
Did you know there are thousands of medical problems that can be cured with marijuana?

zakkro
May 29, 2015


"Actually, you're just assuming you're in the right. Everyone has their own reality, so all truth is subjective."

Axeman Jim
Nov 21, 2010

The Canadians replied that they would rather ride a moose.
My pronouns are...

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"The love with my dog is real"

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Heritage not hate/ The War of Northern Aggression/ it was about State Rights.

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

alpha male

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"I got fired from my job at the morgue for sexual misconduct"

david duchovny
Dec 25, 2009
As a mom, I

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
"your not the one who has to walk out of these scary woods alone."

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

"I'm going to walk across the country"

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
Multi Level Marketing is the most honest, truest and practical way of doing business.

Or anyone who thinks being an unapologetic loudmouth and successful businessman is the only prerequisite for being president.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
"the illegals"

"thugs"

"looters"

the 2nd amendment, from either conservatives OR liberals, just anything about gun rights/gun laws

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

"The Blacks" "The Gays" "The Illegals" etc.

"Mexicans don't pay taxes"

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
"I smoke meth"

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

"No drama" or "I'm sick of drama" often means the speaker is, themself, an endless drama factory.

This is, without a doubt, the most infallible red flag on an online dating profile. It's "run, don't walk," level.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

"No drama" or "I'm sick of drama" often means the speaker is, themself, an endless drama factory.
This is my favorite thing to read on Tinder/OKC. No one ever seems aware of how bad it makes them look. I read "drama free" a lot too.

Crow Jane posted:

"I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet."
I believe everything I do is for the benefit of others and if people disagree with me they're obviously MEAN PEOPLE. Also when something goes wrong I am always the victim here.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




'I'm so glad that someone is finally saying what we've all been thinking. That's why I'm going to vote Trump.'

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

beans in chili

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




'Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155. '

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

caitlin BRUCE Jenner is a man and let me tell you why, because as a cis person, I

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"Really makes you think"

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Gestalt Intellect posted:

caitlin BRUCE Jenner is a man and let me tell you why, because as a cis person, I

Any conversation that starts with the words Caitlyn and/or Bruce Jenner, really.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"Neurotypical"

Elblanco
May 26, 2008
"You know, Mayo is pretty good on hot dogs."

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo
"I'm entitled to ...."

"Gluten free?"

"I refuse to vaccinate my kids." (This one often comes up completely out of the blue, from our white trash / all natural organic free spirit types.)

"Lenin/Stalin did nothing wrong."

"THE JEWS! :argh:"

EDIT: While we are talking about stoners / weed fanatics, this could be mistaken as a genuine article:

Sic Semper Goon has a new favorite as of 04:25 on Aug 24, 2015

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

Sic Semper Goon posted:

"Lenin/Stalin did nothing wrong."

"You think Hitler was bad? Let me tell you about Stalin..."

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




There are kids starving in Africa you know

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

RareAcumen posted:

There are kids starving in Africa you know

My logic for this as a kid was "How's me eating this gonna help them?!"

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"My personality test results were"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


When asked to back up an outrageous claim: "There's tons of information out there, look it up yourself if you're interested, I don't have time to do it for you."

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"I'm a Mensa member"

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

"Your fallacy is..."

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

goose fleet posted:

"My personality test results were"

Anything involving Myers-Briggs, holy loving poo poo fit.

CARL MARK FORCE IV
Sep 2, 2007

I took a walk. And threw up in an English garden.
"As an INTJ, I"

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



anime is good

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
"Im a big fan of Doctor Who"

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




"according to my gender studies class..."

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Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


RareAcumen posted:

Heritage not hate/ The War of Northern Aggression/ it was about State Rights.

"It's just a battle flag."

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