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"I'm an rear end in a top hat that's just who I am, if you can't deal with it too bad"
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Gestalt Intellect posted:
Oh come now. No one who says this would refer to themselves as a 'cis person'. Content: Any variation of that terrible "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" quote attributed to Marilyn Monroe. It has become mental shorthand for "I am insufferable." Fake edit: I actually typed Marilyn Manson the first time up there. That's WAY funnier to me for some reason. 
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Aug 24, 2015 13:13
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Aug 24, 2015 13:25
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"So what are you here for?" "As it was said in the Bible" is a close second. I resent being asked about my purposes unless it involves security clearance.
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Aug 24, 2015 13:29
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"Why can't the protestors just get a job?!/what do they even have to be angry about?!' 'I'm not driving there, it's in the city!!! *scarechord*' 'I don't believe in *insert mental disorder here*' 'I'm a doctor of chiropractic medicine!/you really need your spine realigned!' I loving despise my family.
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Aug 24, 2015 13:58
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Aug 24, 2015 14:03
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HaB posted:Any variation of that terrible "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" quote attributed to Marilyn Monroe. It has become mental shorthand for "I am insufferable." They're never at their loving best, anyway. They're always bitching about all the drama in their lives and stirring up poo poo passively-aggressively on social media
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Aug 24, 2015 14:15
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Any conversation that starts with the words Caitlyn and/or Bruce Jenner, really. I hope Caitlyn does well in her new role, and that she improves things as a whole for Transpeople. Other then that I don't really give a poo poo about Caitlyn because her decisions aren't my decisions and her beeswax isn't my beeswax.
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Aug 24, 2015 14:21
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:They're never at their loving best, anyway. They're always bitching about all the drama in their lives and stirring up poo poo passively-aggressively on social media Yes, plus even when they ARE at their best - they aint Marilyn Monroe.
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Aug 24, 2015 16:15
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"Oh, I just got done with my third late-term abortion. How are YOU today?"
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THE PENETRATOR posted:I don't like rap music On this line, "I like everything but rap and country."
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Aug 24, 2015 16:31
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I just looked up Roko's Basilisk and boy is that loving stupid.quote:Anything involving Myers-Briggs, holy loving poo poo fit. Surprise everyone's INTI or whatever, who cares.
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Aug 24, 2015 16:50
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Klaus88 posted:I hope Caitlyn does well in her new role, and that she improves things as a whole for Transpeople. Other then that I don't really give a poo poo about Caitlyn because her decisions aren't my decisions and her beeswax isn't my beeswax. After her announcement that she was trans*, people immediately started judging her on her physical appearance. Strange irony. Content: "Hey, man, I'm just asking questions here!"
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Aug 24, 2015 16:56
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Aug 24, 2015 17:02
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Klaus88 posted:I hope Caitlyn does well in her new role, and that she improves things as a whole for Transpeople. Other then that I don't really give a poo poo about Caitlyn because her decisions aren't my decisions and her beeswax isn't my beeswax. But...don't you want to know my opinion about how she isn't brave? Because let me tell you about what's REALLY brave, it's
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Aug 24, 2015 19:01
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:"Hitler was right" This is from the first page, but what? Assuming it's not a joke, you might have the makings for an ask/tell thread!
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Aug 24, 2015 19:14
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From the same friend; "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote" and "The jews control hollywood" I did not ask about women's votes nor about who controls hollywood
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Aug 24, 2015 20:59
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All diseases are caused by not praying enough, modern so-called medicine makes people think they are sick, when all then need is Jesus. - My ex mother-in-law
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Aug 24, 2015 22:24
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"I'm vegan"
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Aug 24, 2015 22:25
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"Planned Parenthood is bad because..." "You like animals, right? I just donated to PeTA!" "As an Atheist I believe..." or "This country was founded on Christian ideals..." Scathach has a new favorite as of 01:02 on Aug 25, 2015 |
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Aug 24, 2015 23:17
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:"Im a big fan of Doctor Who" "But I'm not one of THOSE fans."
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Aug 24, 2015 23:25
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To the question "what is your profession?": "I am an engineer" (field doesnt matter)
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Aug 24, 2015 23:26
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CobiWann posted:"But I'm not one of THOSE fans." *spends the next hour telling you how great the show is, ignoring your increasingly obvious social cues to shut the gently caress up until you finally walk away*
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Aug 24, 2015 23:27
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Bad thoughts cause cancer.
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Aug 25, 2015 00:15
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"I'm not a Nazi, I just like Erwin Rommel"
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Aug 25, 2015 01:39
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goose fleet posted:"I'm not a Nazi, I just like Erwin Rommel" Holy poo poo this, especially since Rommel was a card-carrying member of the Nazi Party.
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Aug 25, 2015 01:40
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"Yeah, the holocaust was bad, but have you heard about the bombing of Dresden?"
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Aug 25, 2015 02:50
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:So my new vape arrived yesterday It's not smoke, it's vapor.
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Aug 25, 2015 03:12
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Israel is my ancestral home.
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Aug 25, 2015 03:40
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'"All lives matter" "well maybe if you listen to the cop respectfully, you won't get shot" "He was no angel" Fortunately, i've never bumped into an out MRA
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Aug 25, 2015 06:19
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"my celebrity crush is Benedict Cumberbatch"
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Aug 25, 2015 06:34
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"I'm genderfuck"
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Aug 25, 2015 06:36
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:"Im a big fan of Doctor Who" Pulling out Doctor Who in conversation is like someone drawing a gun in a movie. Unless someone else can match it, everyone's in trouble. If someone does, then we can only hope things turn out well.
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Aug 25, 2015 06:41
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"We're actually called 'trekkers', not 'trekkies'."
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Aug 25, 2015 08:44
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"You're vegan? Watch me eat twice as much meat to make up for it!!" I'm not, but my friends get this a lot. I just can't comprehend how people can get so mad about other people not liking the same food as them? (I can only imagine it's getting offended by other people's beliefs, they're probably the same kind of people who'd find out someone's christian and burn a bible in front of them)
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Aug 25, 2015 11:26
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Cleretic posted:Pulling out Doctor Who in conversation is like someone drawing a gun in a movie. Unless someone else can match it, everyone's in trouble. If someone does, then we can only hope things turn out well. Good lord, I love this post. Content: "No, you don't get it! Let me tell you why [children's TV show] is more deep and meaningful than 99% of adult media out there!"
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Aug 25, 2015 12:24
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"You can't expect me to worry about all those other peoples' problems." In response to advocating anything less horribly exploitative than pure laissez faire capitalism.
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Aug 25, 2015 12:31
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Das Boo posted:"No, you don't get it! Let me tell you why [children's TV show] is more deep and meaningful than 99% of adult media out there!" Oh god, extra points if he or she slams anime for being dumb kids' poo poo and in the same breath tries to get me to watch the superior Steven Universe
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Laverna posted:"You're vegan? Watch me eat twice as much meat to make up for it!!" It's more that they think that you think that you're better than them for being vegan, and they resent you for that even though you probably don't think that.
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