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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Oh god, extra points if he or she slams anime for being dumb kids' poo poo and in the same breath tries to get me to watch the superior Steven Universe

I really, really hate Steven Universe through entirely no fault of its own.

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Makes you think

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
That Chick-Fil-A CEO was right! Yes, I went there on the day everyone went to show my support! I have nothing against gays, but it's a free country and he has the right to say what he wants!

Black people say "friend of the family" all the time so why is it wrong when I say it?

Ugh, you listen to pop music? The only good music is classic rock like Queen, the 70s were the only good era for music--but not disco. (Really anyone who judges you based on your music tastes).

Rap music is trash because they curse a lot!

I like all music except rap and country.

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 15:00 on Aug 25, 2015

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


CommunistPancake posted:

It's more that they think that you think that you're better than them for being vegan, and they resent you for that because you do think that.

FTFY.

don longjohns
Mar 2, 2012

"I'm just asking questions!" TRANSLATION "I'm desperately trying to derail the conversation!"
"No one got upset when *white person* was killed by *police officer*" TRANSLATION "I didn't care either, but dammit I hate it when other people get attention."
"You care about A? Why don't you care about B!?" TRANSLATION See above.
"I'm totally logical, not emotional at all." TRANSLATION "I have no friends, and cry alone."
"I'm an rear end in a top hat--I hate everyone equally." TRANSLATION See above.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Haymaker_Betty posted:

"I'm just asking questions!" TRANSLATION "I'm desperately trying to derail the conversation!"
"No one got upset when *white person* was killed by *police officer*" TRANSLATION "I didn't care either, but dammit I hate it when other people get attention."
"You care about A? Why don't you care about B!?" TRANSLATION See above.
"I'm totally logical, not emotional at all." TRANSLATION "I have no friends, and cry alone."
"I'm an rear end in a top hat--I hate everyone equally." TRANSLATION See above.

See also: "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally, regardless of skin color."

See also also: "I don't hate black people, I hate niggers. Not all black people are niggers!"

Oh and on a related note:

:smug: "There's only one race. The human race." :smug:

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"I masturbated to the rape scene in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. The one of Bjurman".

Stops all conversation dead, I can tell you that.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Oh god, extra points if he or she slams anime for being dumb kids' poo poo and in the same breath tries to get me to watch the superior Steven Universe

How I would try to convince someone to watch something:

:v: Hey, you should watch [show]
:geno: ...Eh
:v: Hey, at least give it a shot if you've got time.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

See also: "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally, regardless of skin color."

See also also: "I don't hate black people, I hate niggers. Not all black people are niggers!"

Oh and on a related note:

:smug: "There's only one race. The human race." :smug:

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 18:45 on Aug 25, 2015

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




"lemme tell you about micro aggression/invalidation. its Not OK"

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"My triggers are"

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

"You see they've had the cure for cancer for years, they just make more money from treating it like they do now"

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

"I only eat non-GMO organic food."

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"I'm paleo"

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

goose fleet posted:

"I'm paleo"

"I'm (any restrictive diet) let me tell you about how superior it is to all other methods of eating"

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"I'm pro-life"

Laverna
Mar 21, 2013


"I don't support feminism because I don't hate men"

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"I need fat acceptance because"

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




"i dont enjoy/have never seen the movie White Men Cant Jump"

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"I'm asexual"

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


"I'm not bi, I'm pansexual!"

"I'm not slutty like all the other girls, I'm a demisexual!"

"Wanna see my sweet flag?"

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.
"I hate all other girls, I'm just one of the guys!"

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
"Get a whiff of this!" farts

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




"Cartman is so funny'

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"Minions"

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I just check out of any conversation with people who don't know, and refuse to find out, what the queers are doing to the soil.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

YeahTubaMike posted:

"Oh, I just got done with my third late-term abortion. How are YOU today?"

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
"Have I ever told you about your father's penis?"

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?
shitthatnoonesaid.txt

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Well, according to Wikipedia...

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

Hacker? Actually, the proper term is...

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Das Boo posted:

I really, really hate Steven Universe through entirely no fault of its own.

This is me with all of the cool and totally deep you guys children's shows that the internet is drowning in atm.

Also, "Jared Fogle."

Alex433999
Aug 16, 2014
When white millenials say they are "buddhist"

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Alex433999 posted:

When white millenials say they are "buddhist"

When white millenials say they are "socialist"

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

"I don't hate black people, I hate niggers. Not all black people are niggers!"

I hate this one so very loving much. Probably because I don't have a vicious sarcastic counter to it, unlike a lot stupid poo poo people say. It just pisses me off and I have to turn and leave because I can't hit the racist motherfucker in the face or they'll take all my poo poo and I'll be homeless.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

"I'm on the sex offender's register."

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

"I'm on the sex offender's register."

"She was seventeen and eleven months! I swear!"

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Anyone in their late teens/early twenties saying they're an "anarcho-syndicalist"

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



"What kind of beer do you drink?"

"Oh, I'm not picky. Ugh, <any beer that isn't a hand-brewed organic small-time unknown craft pale ale>?"

I don't even like beer and this pisses me off.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
"Handcrafted"

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




'Non GMO'

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