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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

KennyLoggins posted:

do any of these small houses come with a doorman?

Yes it's your dad when you move into his backyard with your tiny house.

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Trailer homes aren't new you idiot

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i want one really bad and may buy to put on my family's ranch

maybe buy two -- one for me and one for my cat

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

poo poo Where You Sleep: A Beginner's Guide to Tiny Housing.
Grease Fire On Wheels, or How To Learn To Be Stay Alive And Stop Deep Frying.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Imagine cooking a big meatloaf while your underemployed significant other pinches a loaf in Homer's 5 gallon bucket from Home Depot merely inches away.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Arian_Samurai posted:

Trailer homes aren't new you idiot

No you idiot these aren't trailer homes, trailer homes are for poor stupid people. These are tiny houses, a new look at sustainable environmental living for the young and educated. All of which also happen to have crippling student loan debt and can't afford a LEED certified human sized home.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

natetimm posted:

Imagine cooking a big meatloaf while your underemployed significant other pinches a loaf in Homer's 5 gallon bucket from Home Depot merely inches away.

composting or just shitposting? :newlol:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
im so loving into it



Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Those last two don't count, they look about 600 sqft so like the size of a small apartment not a real tiny house. :colbert:

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Three Olives posted:

No you idiot these aren't trailer homes, trailer homes are for poor stupid people. These are tiny houses, a new look at sustainable environmental living for the young and educated. All of which also happen to have crippling student loan debt and can't afford a LEED certified human sized home.

Three Olives I just want to take this moment to thank you for your newly revitalized dedication to your evil gay Hitler persona. It has been hilarious.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Three Olives posted:

Those last two don't count, they look about 600 sqft so like the size of a small apartment not a real tiny house. :colbert:

oh...then i want a sorta tiny house

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
If it can't physically fit all my taxidermy it's not a livable space.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
while that first one is very nice and natural looking - a regular ladder for stairs is a tiny house faux pas.

to save on space you now build regular stairs against the wall, but half as wide roughly, and with storage under every single step

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
You've got the kudu in, then maybe a water buffalo, and that's it. Literally your stupid tiny house is full. Where's the lion supposed to go? What about the bison? Your wild boar? Your wildebeest? You going to put your peccary out in the rain?

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
i like to google image search apartments in tokyo and capsule hotel photos sometimes. they're kinda neat. wouldnt want that to be my permanent living situation though

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

a single-wide trailer home costs 3k-10k and is ironically more tornado resistant.

my generation is dumb as gently caress

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

materialism has literally imploded on itself

"look how few things i can afford to own"

what the gently caress

naem
May 29, 2011

Living mortgage/rent free is tempting at times, not sure if want to poop in a bucket

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I kind of like the "i dont want to buy a bunch of poo poo all the time" mindset, but anyone who has lived with another human being knows you need more space than what a tiny house provides.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

RaceBannon posted:

i like to google image search apartments in tokyo and capsule hotel photos sometimes. they're kinda neat. wouldnt want that to be my permanent living situation though

I love looking at real estate porn but the weird thing is I have seen like one bad rear end apartment for sale in Tokyo, it was like 6,000 sqft and had a private roof top garden and cost like $30,000,000.

Here is the thing though, there are a lot of really, really, really rich people that live in Tokyo, surely there are tons of completely badass and huge apartments there, how come you never see them?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

stop making threads you loving turd

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

babies havin rabies posted:

materialism has literally imploded on itself

"look how few things i can afford to own"

what the gently caress

All about that outsourcing all aspects of your life to poor mexicans/indians/chinese/whatever immigrant group serves your region.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:

I love looking at real estate porn but the weird thing is I have seen like one bad rear end apartment for sale in Tokyo, it was like 6,000 sqft and had a private roof top garden and cost like $30,000,000.

Here is the thing though, there are a lot of really, really, really rich people that live in Tokyo, surely there are tons of completely badass and huge apartments there, how come you never see them?

Homos aren't welcome in japan thats y they dont show em to you

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Homos aren't welcome in japan thats y they dont show em to you

zoinks scoob!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Three-Phase posted:

I want a reality show where Three Olives, Pick, Dad Gay So What, and that insane alcoholic guy have to live in a tiny house for a month, and it's all video recorded.

hopefully it ends with all of them dead

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

i will pay you tens of thousands for all the inconveniences of a tiny apartment in the city but with all the downsides of a suburb. no i don't want to own the land what do i look like, an adult?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

hopefully it ends with all of them dead

gently caress you, dipshit

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pick posted:

gently caress you, dipshit

if it helps, you're only collateral damage to get rid of Three Olives because I think he's like the creature from The Thing where little bits of him can take on the shape of other people so the only way to be sure is to kill everyone

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Three Olives posted:

I love looking at real estate porn but the weird thing is I have seen like one bad rear end apartment for sale in Tokyo, it was like 6,000 sqft and had a private roof top garden and cost like $30,000,000.

Here is the thing though, there are a lot of really, really, really rich people that live in Tokyo, surely there are tons of completely badass and huge apartments there, how come you never see them?

The Japanese are slightly less into the out and out worship of the rich you get in America and England

naem
May 29, 2011



RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
last one makes me think of the Sutyagin house

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

RaceBannon posted:

last one makes me think of the Sutyagin house

I'm not googling that, rear end in a top hat.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

lol wealthy white people are now buying cardboard box houses as a fashion statement

i'm into it

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

boom boom boom posted:

I'm not googling that, rear end in a top hat.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Sutyagin_house_2.JPG

you're supposed to just loving know about obscure slapped together wooden house towers built by the mob in russia

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

lol wealthy white people are now buying cardboard box houses as a fashion statement

i'm into it

Naw, this is more over educated poor white people who can't stand the thought of actually being a disgusting poor person, so they've invented a cool, hip alternative way of living that's really great and not at all like living in a lovely trailer home like a poor person.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

boom boom boom posted:

Naw, this is more over educated poor white people who can't stand the thought of actually being a disgusting poor person, so they've invented a cool, hip alternative way of living that's really great and not at all like living in a lovely trailer home like a poor person.

Kind of hard to put the car up on blocks in the front lawn when your reppin' at walmart

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
f that come to my house BITCH

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

it's like, if you're really far gone with alcohol you get the pill that makes you puke it up immediately.

if you can't stop buying garbage, you move into a PODS with a plastic window.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Container apartments are kawaii and stackable

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TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

peanut posted:

Container apartments are kawaii and stackable



lollin' at the CRT TV good job killing your only power source watching Bill and Ted for 10 minutes and taking up 1% of your entire hovel with it

Its like the sims but with dumbfucks

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