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*walks into house he might buy* wow there is a lot of natural light in here and I love the ensuite bathroom and walk-in closets! i'm just not sure about the location, it seems far from the kids' schools
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Aug 23, 2015 22:53
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okay now just keep an open mind on this next house because it has a bit of a graffiti issue, but with your renovation budget of 150k we can take care of it
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Aug 23, 2015 22:53
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There's a lot I like aboot this houws. You need to renovate a fixer-upper!
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Aug 23, 2015 22:54
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ITT you are a human being who watches hgtv
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Aug 23, 2015 22:54
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I'm going to have a casual conversation with my spouse/fiancee about the property we just walked through that has absolutely no scripted lines whatsoever
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Aug 23, 2015 22:55
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you know what, im sorry, thats offensive to homosexuals. what i mean is, ITT you are a niggger who watches hgtv, dammit, i did it again
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Aug 23, 2015 22:55
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Rhizoids posted:ITT you are a human being who watches hgtv well we narrowed it down to two options i wanted the home with the things i like, but my wife refused to compromise so we went with her favorite happy wife, happy life right? heh 
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Aug 23, 2015 22:56
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I love this house, it is absolutely perfect except for that paint color in the master bedroom, I think we should see something else.
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Aug 23, 2015 22:57
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*inside * This house has everything! *outside* We just love it! *inside* This house is $300,000 over your budget. *outside* Why would they even show us this place?! *inside* That's way too much for us!
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Aug 23, 2015 22:57
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Pope Mobile posted:*inside * we brought you here to show you that you're going to pay a premium for a turnkey property in this neighborhood with your wishlist do you think you would you be open to the idea of a renovation on our show which is literally called "HOME RENOVATION MASTERS" that you agreed to be on?
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Aug 23, 2015 23:01
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Curb appeal
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Aug 23, 2015 23:03
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Nightrain posted:open concept
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Aug 23, 2015 23:04
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I'm the white English person that fulfills the ethnic quota
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Aug 23, 2015 23:08
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10 years from now I swear open concept will be dead and people will be like WTF did we think we wanted to hang out in the kitchen all the time we don't even cook why is it taking up so much space? And euro style galley kitchens will be so in and everyone will be like "Why were you such a retard that you wanted your dirty kitchen on display all the time?
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Aug 23, 2015 23:09
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Three Olives posted:10 years from now I swear open concept will be dead and people will be like WTF did we think we wanted to hang out in the kitchen all the time we don't even cook why is it taking up so much space? And euro style galley kitchens will be so in and everyone will be like "Why were you such a retard that you wanted your dirty kitchen on display all the time? this is how I feel about concrete interior floors and concrete countertops
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Aug 23, 2015 23:13
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I have tile floors throughout my home and it's great. Came I'm hand when a water pipe burst. I live in a basement.
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Aug 23, 2015 23:17
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Pope Mobile posted:I have tile floors throughout my home and it's great. Came I'm hand when a water pipe burst. *3D model of your basement begins to play* with you budget of $90k, we can provide you the basement of your dreams *couches and tables begin flying into the frame*
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Aug 23, 2015 23:20
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can I get one that isnt made of plywood?
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Aug 23, 2015 23:23
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This back splash is all wrong
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Aug 23, 2015 23:25
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Musclebabe posted:This back splash is all wrong That is just cosmetic and can be changed
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Aug 23, 2015 23:31
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But the house is already at the top of our budget
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Aug 23, 2015 23:32
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Ehud posted:*3D model of your basement begins to play* Bad news we looked into your basement and it turns out there is an indian burial ground so unfortunately removing all the bodies will cost $80k but we found this lovely vinyl flooring on sale at Home Depot and this sofa on Craigslist that the owner says absolutely does not have bedbugs.
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Aug 23, 2015 23:32
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*sounds of 3d flying couches whooshing into frame *
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Aug 23, 2015 23:34
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Three Olives posted:Bad news we looked into your basement and it turns out there is an indian burial ground so unfortunately removing all the bodies will cost $80k but we found this lovely vinyl flooring on sale at Home Depot and this sofa on Craigslist that the owner says absolutely does not have bedbugs. *busts open wall* ...welp, that's asbestos.not good. that means we have to shut everything down and call the asbestos abatement crews *cut to homeowners* we're really disappointed. maybe we shouldn't have done a renovation in the first place.
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Aug 23, 2015 23:35
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so help me god we need dual loving vanities, see we really hate each other and cannot share a single sink like adults
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Aug 23, 2015 23:49
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This house has a homeless and raccoon infestation and the basement is literally filled to ceiling with feces but it has good bones. *turns out house is in exclusion zone* *city of LA holds up permits due to the inspectors dick not being rubbed the right way* *new owners die of radiation poisoning*
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Aug 24, 2015 00:06
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This family said they wanted a deck, but we don't really need to build a whole deck. It will be a whole lot easier AND cheaper to pour this stained cement down, yeah, just like that. Now we can stamp it in a pattern so that it looks just like the family's dream deck, but it's barely even a deck at all. This pattern we used even has little circles on it to make it look like there are nails in boards, like a real wooden deck. This will give them more room in their budget to refit the gas and plumbing with these new insulated pipes that will trim down their energy bills and be a big boon to the environment. All this without adding any extra time on the remodel. Less time on the work, and us making all the decisions for them, will lower the chances of this family getting divorced because they're living in an unfinished construction site that smells like pine sol.
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Aug 24, 2015 00:07
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"granite countertops"
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Nightrain posted:That is just cosmetic and can be changed If it doesn't match the walnut cupboards I picked out, I'm going to scream
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Aug 24, 2015 00:11
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if we have anything blocking the sight line of our open concept home I am going to set myself on fire
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Aug 24, 2015 00:15
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Him I'm Beaker. Let's get to opening up this wall.
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Aug 24, 2015 00:21
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I see the entire den has been fitted with tile, floor drains, steam showers and a steam sterilization system. Great, that will be perfect for piiissssssssssssssssssss.
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https://youtu.be/fC0vmwhtTu0?t=160 Oh yeah this one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ykCzcDa94k
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Aug 24, 2015 01:03
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*pulls up moldy basement flooring* lotta liquefied mice under here
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Aug 24, 2015 01:03
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Drum posted:"granite countertops" I can just see one of those Midwestern housewives flip the gently caress out when they don't have the "updated kitchen with granite and stainless appliances". You know there's better poo poo than that idiot, right? Like i dunno, marble and a see-through door fridge? Or a custom finish on the fridge door to match the cabinets? But no ppl gotta be a oval office for that middle of the line, mediocre poo poo.
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Aug 24, 2015 01:11
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Hi, I'm Mike Rowe.. now on infomercial!
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I can just see one of those Midwestern housewives flip the gently caress out when they don't have the "updated kitchen with granite and stainless appliances". You know there's better poo poo than that idiot, right? Like i dunno, marble and a see-through door fridge? Or a custom finish on the fridge door to match the cabinets? But no ppl gotta be a oval office for that middle of the line, mediocre poo poo. i love my granite countertops and stainless appliances. they fit my lifestyle. whats your huge problem are you some kind of rear end in a top hat? get out of my house
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Poors lol.
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