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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
gay

pros:
all the sex you want. open up grindr and you'll be balls deep in a stranger before you know it
don't have to put up with women and their poo poo
probably good at dancing
smart fashion sense
don't have to work out unless you want to. bears are just as popular as twinks

cons:
sizeable chunk of society hates you and thinks you'll burn in hell
vaginas feel real good


retarded

pros:
all the hugs and high fives you want. also, hugs and hi fives are like heroin
don't have to work or deal with any of the day-to-day drudgery of non tard life
strong as hell
never have to worry about depression or self worth
poo poo like transformers seem like great works of art

cons:
very little sex unless you're one of those lucky ones in a group home where they gently caress all the time
never contribute anything meaningful to society
great works of art seem like transformers

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
+1 for Retarded

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Retards also have horse cocks allegedly, not sure if that's a pro or a con as it's convenient having a micro penis IMHO

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

can i be both?

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

symbolic posted:

can i be both?

irl yes but for the purposes of this thought exercise you have to pick one

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
which would u choose OP

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Nefarious posted:

irl yes but for the purposes of this thought exercise you have to pick one
op

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

les fleurs du mall posted:

which would u choose OP

i'll tell u later but i don't want to bias the results right now

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Definitely retarded as long as I'm retarded enough to not be self aware about it

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Aralan posted:

Definitely retarded as long as I'm retarded enough to not be self aware about it

you are

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

wait can i be vegan instead

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

im both, i got best of both world, i'm the perfect man

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
can u add in a racial option too OP

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
um excuse me op i was born a sexual retard and am therefore gay so this question triggers me greatly

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Wall Balls posted:

im both, i got best of both world, i'm the perfect man

congrats

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Rather be totally gaybones

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

let me in mom!!! posted:

um excuse me op i was born a sexual retard and am therefore gay so this question triggers me greatly

can you describe what you're feeling right now

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

let me in mom!!! posted:

um excuse me op i was born a sexual retard and am therefore gay so this question triggers me greatly

lmao, triggered

Im a spastic retard too

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

Nefarious posted:

can you describe what you're feeling right now

ragefuck

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

u wanna come over?

Rhizoids
Jul 4, 2009

by Ralp
which do u enjoy more op

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Wall Balls posted:

im both, i got best of both world, i'm the perfect man

hell yeah son, we're both afflicted by going down syndrome

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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retarded because i can still j/o and being a retard i wont really know the difference

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
add a poll op

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

Nefarious posted:

u wanna come over?

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Hogge Wild posted:

add a poll op

buy me plat

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Nefarious posted:

buy me plat

how many dicks would you suck for plat

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
Im already both op

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Hogge Wild posted:

how many dicks would you suck for plat

3 i guess. why do you ask

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
hm op this question is as loaded as ur mom was when you were made

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I'll buy u plat if u remind me tomorrow

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
make me gay

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

I'll buy u plat if u remind me tomorrow
buy me plat and i'll give you love

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Tard, easily. Though I'd like to be just self reliant enough not to be a huge burden, yet retarded enough not to be self aware.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
when did you first realise you were gay and retardde

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



it woudl be great to be retarded and not have to worry about anything, or do anything

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
theres no difference imo op

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

les fleurs du mall posted:

when did you first realise you were gay and retardde

Aug 21, 2012

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

gay people control most facets of american media; retards are the key demographic for graham crackers.

clear decision imo.

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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
three olives is both lol

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