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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ahhh yea.. just gotta.. loosen my belt here a bit, already washed out my fat folds, time to watch some primetime television and crack open a nice cold can of coca cola

just gotta take my insulin injection, relax, put my stumps on the table and lay back, drinking coca cola and watching hilarious sitcoms on NBC

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im sorry for your loss

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i need my asperwater, don't shame me. >: (

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I gotta burp

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

wish i still had teeth

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

im sorry for your loss

some guy said you are lowtax

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

some guy said you are lowtax

thats odd

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

thats what I thought

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

thats what I thought

weird

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

yup

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Is this really the thread for ppl who have been slowly killing themselves and destroying their bodies or is this irony? because i need a thread to call home

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
help i drank too much coca cola

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
lmbo if your body can't handle a coke every now and then

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
fug

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
odd that dad gay isn't directly supporting this thread

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
My diabeetus is from a congestive condition not the 4 litres of coke a day

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Food is addictive and destroys more lives than all drugs and violent crime combined.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Is that true? I didn't really look it up.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
Do not, my friends, become addicted to coca cola. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
drink a cock op

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Yeah some piece of poo poo idiot said it in that Lowtax is broke thread, was pretty flabbergasted myself by the whole accusation tbqh

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I got shot in the face once because I went into a 7/11 to buy a coca cola. Please children, do not drink this devil juice. Drink Pepsi, the safer alternative. Its got all the fun of coca cola but without the hazard of me being shot in the face for one.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
THS.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfou3Rk_e0k

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
whats worse for you coke or beer?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
one time i went to china and i swear there was urine in my cola beverage

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

A misanthrope posted:

one time i went to china and i swear there was urine in my cola beverage

Well, you see they've got this little joke they like to play.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
hi, i'm from mississippi too

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

one time i went to china and i swear there was urine in my cola beverage

Hory poo poo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Well, you see they've got this little joke they like to play.

that's it

time to go to war with these fuckers

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
They pee in our coke we storm their beaches usa#1

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
its addictive :qq: i cant help it :qq: curse you big soda :qq:

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

PIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

some guy said you are lowtax

he is risen

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Gazpacho posted:

its addictive :qq: i cant help it :qq: curse you big soda :qq:

its ok man. i dont think its ok to fool rubes with sugar water. i will fight to make soda illegal so you wont have to struggle anymore gazpacho

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I eated petsi instead lol

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
mtn dew though?

Dave Stieb
Apr 15, 2010
I drink coke zero and Pepsi max so I don't die and I lose weight so I don't know how to take part in this roleplay

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
Someone post howdiabeticsdieslowly.txt we need to scare some goons from sugary drinks.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 45 minutes!
Gravy Boat 2k

School Nickname posted:

Someone post howdiabeticsdieslowly.txt we need to scare some goons from sugary drinks.

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KewlBiens
Nov 21, 2007

by Lowtax
just drink an equal amount of pepsi to balance everything out

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