President Donald Trump, A dispatch from the future.

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Mandy Thompson: Dec 26, 2014; by zen death robot

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/08/the-election-of-donald-trump/401579/

�It was the terrific leader of India, Gandhi, who said, �First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, and then you win.� Well we won, didn�t we?�

That�s how President Donald John Trump began his inaugural address, that clear morning in January of 2017. The fact that Gandhi never said these words was among the very least of our problems. Besides, the line drew rapturous applause from the crowd. According to a joint statement released by the White House and Nielsen, the Trump Inaugural drew the largest television audience in human history. As President Trump himself pointed out in his second press availability that afternoon, the numbers would only go up, once you factored in DVR.

It�s amazing, isn�t it? How adaptable we are as human beings? It was only a year earlier that Trump was a punch line. Obviously, everyone knew, he could never actually get anywhere once the votes were cast. American democracy was too robust to let that happen. He was too dangerous to win, and to win would be too dangerous. It couldn�t happen because it couldn�t happen.

And then, just like that, it did.

There�s no need to rehash how it all went down. He won the nomination, and then he won the general election. It wasn�t more complicated than that. Some have compared the tenor of the news on election night to the coverage of a tragedy or disaster. But that�s not exactly right. It wasn�t like a meteor strike. It was more like finding out a meteor is heading our way. The anchors were dazed and somber. There was a real effort on the part of journalists to assuage viewers. Twitter was a poo poo show, but Twitter is always a poo poo show. Many immediately expressed their regret for voting Trump. Some had just wanted to register a protest, not realizing that they would be swinging the election to an insecure, undisciplined narcissist unfit for public office.

The next morning, President Obama declared a bank holiday, to the chagrin of President-Elect Trump, who blamed the fear mongering of Washington elites for the massive sell off roiling global markets. No one seemed more surprised by the returns than the Donald himself who�at the one moment in his life when it was truly needed�couldn�t muster the bravura for which he was famous. Being elected president made him seem tiny, and of course it did.

Those were the darkest moments. Yet, in the dull terror of those first days, there were the stirrings of redemption. You could see it in the pride that journalists�even cynical, sneering political reporters�took in covering this historic and surprising transition. You could see it on display in the meetings that President Obama and White House staff held almost around-the-clock with congressional leaders and aides of both parties. But most of all, you could see it everywhere. Everyone was talking about the news. Everyone was watching and reading the news. There was a sense, in those weeks between Election Day and Inauguration Day, that Americans were all in this together, preparing, girding, for what we didn�t know. And maybe it�s crazy, but we grew closer to each other, kinder, as we all participated in this event as one country. Some still scoff at this, and as time passes, it�s harder and harder to prove. But I think it�s true. I think we are different now.

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Looking Backward on the Presidency of Donald Trump
�Relations with Mexico remain tense.� A dispatch from the future.

Maybe Trump was a mirror, and we hated him because we hated what we saw in our reflection.
By the time President Trump raised his right hand and swore to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution, the Constitution itself had been enlisted. In what Trump supporters called the �Christmas Coup� and what everyone else called a historic act of national preservation, President Obama signed into law a bill passed with overwhelming bipartisan support (with the exception of a few House Republicans and Ted Cruz, who abstained) which reasserted congressional primacy over the republic and stripped away the presidential prerogatives that had accrued over the previous century. In a talk at the Heritage Foundation, Chief Justice John Roberts, speaking only hypothetically of course, suggested such a law would survive judicial review. The liberals on the high court offered similar hints. The only source of debate was which parts of the law ought to be permanent and which should sunset after four years. You can imagine how that went.

Anyway, there�s no need to belabor the details of how the next four years unfolded: the budget crisis, President Trump�s impeachment, Vice President Cruz�s inauguration, the second budget crisis. It�s all pretty straightforward. It was a painful and frightening time, to be sure. And while it didn�t bring about the collapse of society, it did hurt us. Our economy suffered, as did our standing in the world. (Relations with Mexico remain tense.) One bright spot: We elected a man who loves to name things after himself, but all we named after him is the �Trump Recession.� He�ll be remembered for that forever. The irony was almost worth the price.

And maybe it was a price the American people had to pay. Maybe Trump was a mirror, and we hated him because we hated what we saw in our reflection. We were coasting and knew it. A generation of elites prized shamelessness and ambition over virtue. Our newness and pride as a nation didn�t protect us from decadence, but it did allow us to ignore it, glued to our grievances and our phones as our culture and politics grew ever more brittle and shallow and crass.

In the end, Trump is what America had earned. Trump is what America deserved. Trump was our reckoning. And while his rise to power was born of our failings, it also forced us to find our strength. It�s amazing how adaptable we are as human beings, isn�t it? Trump saved us.

Now it�s all up to President Fieri.

I think the fundamental takeaway from this is while a Trump presidency would be a disaster (and an unlikely one) America does have enough checks and balances to mitigate it and survive.

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ugh its Troika: May 2, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

What even is this article, other than left-wing masturbation? This is on the same level as the people who were certain Obama would remove all the conservative justices from the Supreme Court after the 2012 election.

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The Larch: Jan 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

It is Friday, the twentieth of January, and the people of the United States have elected Donald Trump's hair as President. A chill wind blows a strand on top of the Bible offered by Chief Justice John Roberts, but the hair does not speak. Donald Trump's hair cannot give the oath of office, as it has no vocal cords. The nation is unsure of what to do.

# ? Aug 24, 2015 14:13

Primpod: Dec 25, 2007; jamming on crusty white

The Larch posted:

It is Friday, the twentieth of January, and the people of the United States have elected Donald Trump's hair as President. A chill wind blows a strand on top of the Bible offered by Chief Justice John Roberts, but the hair does not speak. Donald Trump's hair cannot give the oath of office, as it has no vocal cords. The nation is unsure of what to do.

Unfortunately, it will be only be remembered as a one perm tressident.

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