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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
that's funny because "females" is common vernacular among "melanoids"

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Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



yeah guys im gonna roll a melanoid paladin next game, high stats on strength and agility are well worth the starting hostile reputation with law + guards

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Feminition posted:

yeah guys im gonna roll a melanoid paladin next game, high stats on strength and agility are well worth the starting hostile reputation with law + guards

you also get a bonus to stealth at night

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
How do you join the "violent nouveau Nazi stage"? Asking for a friend.

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Roy posted:

Wait, a group of 47 year old women at a bar were loud?

poon crickets

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
The violent nouveau Nazi stage was always my favorite area in melanoidvania.

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino
using your sonic peals of laughter beat back the suspected white supremacist horde as you move from car to car in WINETRAIN available christmas 1994 from konami

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Feminition posted:

yeah guys im gonna roll a melanoid paladin next game, high stats on strength and agility are well worth the starting hostile reputation with law + guards

Make your melanoid a neutral good cleric/psion like in the Stephen King books

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Xaris posted:

yeah, Napa is poo poo, and usually too hot. I wouldn't say its the most beautiful place though--lot of it is very nice.

Sonoma county is where its at (tho I may be biased since i grew up there). Cheap/free, and better tasting wine and much less stuffy yuppy anti-vax or techbro type idiots. And much less busy in general.


since it was napa, they prolly did receive a lot more complaints than if they were white but who cares, drunk middle aged women are the worst regardless.

I grew up in the area as well. 30 years ago Napa was a shithole. Now its filled with snobs and assholes. Boutique clothing stores, trendy restaurants. And insufferable douchebags. Thanks wine industry!

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Why were the black ladies making so much noise on a wine train? Was their movie sold out?

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
This is trending on Facebook and #LaughingWhileBlack is a thing. Just have to make it a racial thing I guess.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Playing all of your race cards the first round is a bad strategy. You gotta have a few for the late game.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

NotWearingPants posted:

Why were the black ladies making so much noise on a wine train? Was their movie sold out?

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

a bay posted:

More like ... Watermelonoids lmfao

fixed

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Thank you

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



'melanoid' sounds like something out of an anthropology text from 1906.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


You guys know that a melanoid is a salamander, right?



When he gets on a train he hoots and hollers too.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Seriously, every respectable winery should kick people out that show up to any event in a T-shirt

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Booblord Zagats posted:

Seriously, every respectable winery should kick people out that show up to any event in a T-shirt

Whole lot of egregious fashion poo poo happening in that picture.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
so... they're some sort of fisting society:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

You guys know that a melanoid is a salamander, right?



When he gets on a train he hoots and hollers too.

Um, excuse me, that's an axolotl :smug:

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
thanks op subscribed to melanoidnation this will be good reading after catching up on my gus t renegade podcasts

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Always some melanoiders gotta laugh loud on trains.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
I for one am sick of all this melanoidery

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Bamford Brownstone posted:

I hope the rest of the train stood up and clapped and cheered while they were told to leave.

The conductors name?
Albernoid Einstein

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

brainsforbrains posted:

also the only one saying "suspected white supremacists" and "violent nouveau Nazi stage", its fuckin histrionic

accidental journalistic integrity is about as good as we can hope for anymore

Edit: it's about ethics in melanoid journalism

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
lmao "melanoidnation.com"

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
it went a little something like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD6IXIE0cok

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!


Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

BuckarooBanzai posted:

Napa is the most beautiful place on Earth that is just filled with assholes. I was at a farmer's market on Saturday and got into an argument with a woman who was trying to get signatures to overturn California's recent law that requires vaccinations for public schools. It's the worst kind of hippy but rich as hell mentality. And there's so many old people too. And tech bros. And anyway just avoid Napa these days.

All of this is so loving true.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

dad gay. so what posted:

i wonder if they want some cheese with their whine?? :smug:
No I wouldn't.

I'm drinking a rather nice petite sirah and I'd like a bit of pâté on hard bread to compliment it.

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
:shibe:

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

you also get a bonus to stealth at night

Unless you smile

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



This thread made me realize I'm really fuckin racist

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Species 3456: Melanoid. A boisterous race. That's strange, there's a footnote here: "You know how niggas be when they get good" The universal translator can't seem to parse it.

the thread should have been gold mined on this post.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Booblord Zagats posted:

Seriously, every respectable winery should kick people out that show up to any event in a T-shirt

EmperorFritoBandito posted:

Whole lot of egregious fashion poo poo happening in that picture.

have you guys like never seen a tourist before or what

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

There's a good possibility that those women were being loud and those other women were racists.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

loquacius posted:

have you guys like never seen a tourist before or what

I've seen them, but I still loving hate them. Have some loving class, people. A goddamed golf shirt would be enough

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

You guys know that a melanoid is a salamander, right?



When he gets on a train he hoots and hollers too.

look at those lips and watery eyes

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