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http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/07/08/3-on-your-side-many-millennials-would-quit-if-not-allowed-to-do-personal-tasks-at-work/Jim Donovan posted:PHILADELPHIA (CBS) — Many millennials have never known a world without mobile devices. Now employers are forced to deal with younger workers who want to be able to text and use social media on the job. 3 On Your Side Consumer Reporter Jim Donovan looks at how this group is blurring the lines between work time and personal time. im gay
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 14:34 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 06:07 |
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they should just have ur mom give u work on your phone and she sends u a text like omg i need you to pmake some spreadsheets and ur like heh stupid boss im gonna do this personal poo poo and boom you just did work gotcha
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 14:36 |
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Like hell I'm going to stop dicking around on my phone while I'm stuck waiting 3 hours for the computer to run the simulation it took me 10 minutes to set up. If my employer wanted me to be efficient, they'd pay me per task.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 14:55 |
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what the hell is this every place I've worked every single jerkoff working there, age 17 to 65, was pissing around on their phone every second their bosses weren't eyeing them directly. it's not a millennial thing, it's an "owning a phone" thing
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 14:59 |
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also: im gay
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:00 |
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Gilganixon posted:what the hell is this lol wut this doesn't fit the narrative of "i was born after the baby boomers and now they're retired and im a manager and my wageslaves aren't on task every millisecond unlike apparently every human that was born prior to 1980, because im a simplistic retard"
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:11 |
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Paging Dad Gay. So What to the thread. Paging Dad Gay. So What. When DGSW was building bathyspheres for NASA, a millennial shat in his cereal bowl while texting.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:17 |
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*boss does 1 day of actual work a week* *gets to use the internet with no history scrutiny or site blocks in their office* *gets paid 20x what the rest of the employees make* *complains that millenials are on the phone all the time, even if their work is getting done*
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:17 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:they should just have ur mom give u work on your phone and she sends u a text like omg i need you to pmake some spreadsheets and ur like heh stupid boss im gonna do this personal poo poo and boom you just did work i need a new head of hr and i like ypur gumption. fax me your cv asap
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:21 |
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The Whole Internet posted:*complains that millenials are on the phone all the time, even if their work is getting done* "what the gently caress, this millennial unpaid intern is loving on their phone their whole 18 minute lunch break, wtf do they even do here" *can't actually use software critical to business success and relies on subordinates to produce results*
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:22 |
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The Whole Internet posted:*boss does 1 day of actual work a week* repent quit you're job slack off praise "bob" in that order
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:23 |
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A millennial was rude to a shopkeep earlier today. I expect it was because they have no social skills from being on the internet all day.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:36 |
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I saw a millennial walk into a telephone pole today. I was like, "watch out!" But he didn't hear me because of his ear buds. He bounced off the pole, changing direction like a pinball and his eyes never wavered from his phone.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:43 |
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Is Jim Donovan the millenial verson of Ric Romero? I think yes.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:45 |
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I saw a millennial wearing bad fashion. "Maybe next time don't get your fashion tips from Tumblr!" I mumbled under my breath as I rolled my eyes at him.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:47 |
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Applewhite posted:A millennial was rude to a shopkeep earlier today. I expect it was because they have no social skills from being on the internet all day. a rude teenager? only fuckin millennials!
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:47 |
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I read in the news about a millennial who got in a car accident because of texting while driving. We don't have self-driving cars yet, buddy! Maybe if you'd stop sucking Google's dick for five minutes you could keep your eyes on the road.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:50 |
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Before Millennials we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:54 |
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they dont know how to use outlook
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:56 |
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dad gay. so what posted:they dont know how to use outlook Well duh, because they are always looking inwards.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:57 |
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Applewhite posted:Well duh, because they are always looking inwards. or at their phones
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:58 |
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dad gay. so what posted:they dont know how to use outlook *is a millennial* *hits reply all for every email* *won't stop looking at phone*
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:58 |
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I saw some millennial at the national park taking selfies with dangerous wildlife to post on the internet. Talk about oblivious. Good way to get gored buddy, I thought.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:00 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i need a new head of hr and i like ypur gumption. fax me your cv asap ok but just to warn you its mostly doodles about gliding around
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:02 |
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Applewhite posted:I read in the news about a millennial who got in a car accident because of texting while driving. We don't have self-driving cars yet, buddy! Maybe if you'd stop sucking Google's dick for five minutes you could keep your eyes on the road. I'll have you know I got in a car accident fifteen years ago while messing with my cell phone, so tell those god damned millennials they didn't invent negligent driving.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:02 |
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millenials have seen more boobs through text messages than your old rear end could ever dream
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:02 |
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im too busy buying stocks to worry about boobs right now.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:06 |
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their music is poo poo and full of miscegenation.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:08 |
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Saw a millennial transcend into a being of radiant light on the subway the other day. Very inconsiderate! What ever happened to the ways of the flesh, amirite?
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:09 |
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get off ur phones millennials
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:10 |
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Questions Millennials ask: "Why is a monitor above a certain size called a TV?" "What is that symbol on the 'answer call' button on my phone supposed to represent?" "What's this tray that pops out of my dad's old computer?" "What's the 'save button' a picture of?" "What is that bright, hot light in the sky?"
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:17 |
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I for one look forward to what new unreasonable, draconian measures companies will invent to destroy what sliver of outside human contact their younger employees have.
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:19 |
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Applewhite posted:"What's the 'cut button' a picture of?"
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:22 |
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````whats for brunch'''
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:23 |
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Lol, maybe they would recognize it if they got a haircut once in a while
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:24 |
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At least they post well thought out and humorous references to childrens cartoons of the early 2000's. Oh man, I DO remember that extremely popular cartoon from 8 years ago. Hahaha, what a funny post. Too bad I was not a child of the 90's, for whilst I recognize that cartoon for I too was alive during that period, I was not a child. drat shame, it looks like a lot of fun is being had!!
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 16:40 |
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Hello? You hoo!
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 17:02 |
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-- millennials everywhere
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 17:02 |
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what's the 411 on kik? i hear all the millennials are on it but every time i try to look at the home page my eyes involuntarily go all cross eyed. is it drugs?
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# ? Aug 24, 2015 17:03 |
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Kix was a good cereal.
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