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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

spacemang_spliff posted:

lighting cigarettes on the stove burner

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Pennywise the Frown posted:

According to some of the posters in this thread..... yeah. Some of the poo poo that's been posted could easily be a Seattle hipster with a trust fund who's rich as poo poo though too. But yes, after reading some of this, I think I know where I stand. :smith:

yeah like my dad was a big deal at a major telecom. we weren't poor at all. but goddamn is my family a bunch of dumb boogins, myself included

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
visiting Mawmaw's double wide in rural NC

Goobish
May 31, 2011

Wondering where all the flies are coming from. Not having a fly swatter so this must be what those books are for.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
driving dad to the hospital because he drunkenly sliced his hand open installing a moon roof into his Jeep Comanche

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
driving your dad to the hospital because he drunkenly pissed off a wasp nest and got stung in the eye

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
driving your dad to the hospital because he drunkenly sliced his finger off trying to remove his wedding ring with a loving belt sander

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
your dad coming downstairs in his yellowed tighty whiteys to kick your friends out for being too loud.

"this isn't a goddamn flop house!"

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Pennywise the Frown posted:

According to some of the posters in this thread..... yeah. Some of the poo poo that's been posted could easily be a Seattle hipster with a trust fund who's rich as poo poo though too. But yes, after reading some of this, I think I know where I stand. :smith:

Once again, there's plenty of monied white trash

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

spacemang_spliff posted:

yeah like my dad was a big deal at a major telecom. we weren't poor at all. but goddamn is my family a bunch of dumb boogins, myself included

Same, sort of. My dad was head of advertising at some international company. We had a $400,000 house apparently when I was younger. Well that's what it sold for, they didn't pay that much when they got it. My parents didn't give me poo poo though so I started working at 12 (yes, 12) and haven't stopped until recently due to mental illness. I am a goon of course. I had to go get hosed up in the Marines all by myself and get paid for it now.

My dad is a hardcore republican though so that's probably why he deep fries turkeys, owned a hot rod, and only wears flannel now and sits in his garage (so called "man cave") all day doing nothing whatsoever in his retirement.

I can't think of any good white trash stuff atm. I'll have to look around my house and see what I do.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Me right now. Drinking craft beer but buying it in cans and eating BBQ sunflower seeds while watching South Park.

Goobish
May 31, 2011

Making a marijuana pipe out of a can or tin foil on a bottle/cup.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Making a marijuana pipe out of an apple

Extensive knowledge of statutory rape laws on a state by state basis

Taco dip

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Having a hyphen in your first name: Poor White Trash

Having a hyphen in your last name: Nouveau Riche White Trash

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

dad gay. so what posted:

above ground swimming pools

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Goobish posted:

Making a marijuana pipe out of a can or tin foil on a bottle/cup.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
finding vintage porn in the crawlspace

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
cleaning car parts in the dishwasher

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
any combination of jncos, wallet chains, icp t shirt or silk anime button down shirt

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yuky7-v4QR4

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
pantera coors light mayo on everything

f the hatas all good things

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

how much you want for them rims?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Booblord Zagats posted:

Old people "secret" societies go, in order:

Thickly Veiled Swinger Groups (ie dinner clubs)> Masons/Knights of Columbus > VFW > Elks > American Legion > Hashers and other thinly veiled swinger groups

lol im the member of a dinner club and im not even 30, and brother, its about a lot of things but fuckin aint one of em

e: unless our definition of dinner club is very different which i suspect they might be

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Blue Raider posted:

how much you want for them rims?

lol if you're not buying stuff from the jc whitney catalogue

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
owning a VHS recording of Marilyn Manson's appearance on Donahue

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

watch as i bark the tires of my s-10 behind sonic after our shift is over

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


i have this vhs



i feel likw its relevant to this thread

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
Realtree Xtra
Hardee's
Basically any beverage container over 24 oz

shut up netface fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Aug 25, 2015

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Blue Raider posted:

i have this vhs



i feel likw its relevant to this thread
i have a VHS case that is titled "Learn Polish!" and has a cover full of 90s random geometric shapes. It looks normal except when you open it it's two cassette tapes

i don't know why i have that

Cory and Trevor
Feb 22, 2006
Having a permanent gravity bong setup on one side of the kitchen sink.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

employing a fire extinguisher in the kitchen more than once a day.

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
stupid music poo poo

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
writing a check for gas

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
writing a check for anything really (except maybe for rent)

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
tweety bird tattoos

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Horniest Manticore posted:

writing a check for anything really (except maybe for rent)

i had an old man write a cheque for wine in front of me in the liquor store the other day

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Blue Raider posted:

i had an old man write a cheque for wine in front of me in the liquor store the other day

the struggle is real

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Risky
May 18, 2003

Buying grocery items at the flea market.

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