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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
cordless land lines

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

buying anything at the dollar store

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

especially pregnancy tests and condoms

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
living in a house that looks like a house a haunted-theme-park company would build

actually to build on that, last halloween some friends and I went to a haunted theme park thing in omaha which had both a white trash house and "haunted woods" area which was basically just west virginia at night but the actors werent allowed to really kill you with a chainsaw or rape your rear end they just threatened to

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
t-shirts of Looney Tunes characters in hip hop clothing

dry humping while in line for rides at Six Flags

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Blue Raider posted:

lol im the member of a dinner club and im not even 30, and brother, its about a lot of things but fuckin aint one of em

e: unless our definition of dinner club is very different which i suspect they might be

It varies, but I know that around here what "Dining/Dinner club" is code for.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
appearing on a daytime talk show

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Hell Yeah posted:

especially pregnancy tests and condoms

i like that they have those like one peg apart.

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today
Baloney, mustard and potato chips on Wonder bread, owns bones.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
I bought hamburger buns, close dated baloney (a week out), and mustard to make real cheap food while driving cross country about a month and change ago. I fed two of us for two days for about $5. The car took minimum 89 octane.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
my dad used to be a physical therapist working for a home health company, so he would do house calls for his patients. usually it was to help an elderly person get strong enough to walk after a surgery or something, or to help a very obese person work off their weight with exercise. sometimes we went out to house calls where there were actual bags of trash clogging the walkways. the worst times were when they had the task outside of bags and it just kind of spilled all over the place, cat poo poo and tuna jars and diapers strewn in piles all over that stank so bad er could not go into the house and had to wear nose-plugs inside

one time the son of an elderly patient bragged how he had hosed his "step" daughter in the bed of the dilapidated pickup of the ancient truck parked in his front yard surrounded by weeds

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

iraqniphobia posted:




It's actually sitting on top of a tube TV from the 80s.

underwood or get the gently caress out

my turn in the barrel
Dec 31, 2007

I found a copy of this book that I proudly display in my kitchen. It has white trash written all over it.



Luckily even though cookbooks have become a bit obsolete you can still get healthy southern style recipes on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuyo0JrHc0I

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
hoarding

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Doobie's Dog House

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
buffets as a family outing, complete with strategy

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Getting hit by lightning laying cement for a jungle gym in the backyard.

The American Dream fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Aug 25, 2015

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
trucks

trucks

TRUCKS

Rabite
Apr 13, 2002

Dynamiet Rab
Jumbo Jacks

Ranch Dressing

Anime Button up shirt

Dudes having long blonde hair as if to be Thor or Fabio

Jack in the Box

Asking for extra ranch dressing at Jack in the Box

DBZ

Having dreadlocks

Kid Rock

Rebelution

MTG

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Nefarious posted:

reaping taints

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
hating the goverment but supporting cops no matter what

wearing a "Just Breath" t-shirt in public and getting offended when people call you out on it

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

working for the post office also

I have never in my 30+ years of life seen a white person working at a post office. I'm pretty sure the postal handbook says you have to hire melanoids only.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

duckfarts posted:

buffets as a family outing, complete with strategy

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i put two used to tires on the rear set of my vehicle and paid in cash so the guy wouldnt charge tax

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
this country didn't use to have so many trash people

or maybe they were just better hidden because they didn't have their own reality shows and weren't running for president

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Martin Luther COON

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Standing outside your trailer at the end of a dirt driveway in the middle of the afternoon, hair all mussed up, wearing an open robe, big fluffy dirty slippers, smoking a cigarette, staring off into nothing and being six months pregnant.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Fight Club is his favorite movie, but he completely misinterprets its message

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
idolizes walter white

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Boasting about flying business class in social situations
Chemtrails
Gold grills
Products that come with a free crockery or cutlery item

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
flame decals on anything and everything

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
went to the riff raff concert

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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rolling coal

license plate says nobama

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

unlimited shrimp posted:

Martin Luther COON

James Ellroy is white trash? poo poo.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Drinking more Diet Coke than water, bonus if it's because the water that comes out of the tap isn't safe to drink but is "safe enough to wash dishes with"

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
naming kids Brayden, Jaxson, Jaydien, Janeice, Raelyn, Syndee, Anden, JaLene, Krystyn, etc.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

A misanthrope posted:

naming kids Brayden, Jaxson, Jaydien, Janeice, Raelyn, Syndee, Anden, JaLene, Krystyn, etc.
being named bobby or willy

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

symbolic posted:

being named bobby or willy

that's old school white trash

white trash kids these days are named Ashlyn or Swayze or

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