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jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012
I just saw this movie for the first time. This is supposed to be a classic?! Our heroes, the main gang, are 2 characters that have been stretched into 4. A crazy abused kid, a level-headed abused kid, a fat loser kid, and a skinny loser kid. They go out looking for the body of a dead kid that some older neighborhood toughs know the locale of. They find it. The neighborhood toughs get there immediately after. For some reason, both groups desperately want to take this dead little bitch. One of the neighborhood toughs pulls out a switchblade, and the skinny loser pulls out a gun. Neighborhood tough backs down, little kids don't take the body anyway, just call it in to authorities. That's it. Nothing really significant happens in the entire movie. I've seen more adventure in an episode of Say Yes to the Dress.

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
didn't read a word

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
have you ever seen "the world according to garp"?

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
garp is prag backwards

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Yeah I'd bang Felicia Day

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
is this the movie where the main characters are vegetables and food

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i remember seeing Stand By Me when i was younger but i confused the title with Green Mile

the look on my dad's face when i told him that i loved Green Mile because it was a nice, happy movie was priceless

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
it's based off of a stephen king story so just be thankful there were no magical retards or a "remastered" version with dark tower bullshit shoehorned in

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
did you know stand by me was written by george lucas and in the original script it took place in outer space?

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I just hate all "coming of age" stories. Every single one is written by someone who didn't actually go through half the poo poo they want to write about, and lean on cliches.

.... I can't think of a single one that isn't poo poo.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Blazing Ownager posted:

I just hate all "coming of age" stories. Every single one is written by someone who didn't actually go through half the poo poo they want to write about, and lean on cliches.

.... I can't think of a single one that isn't poo poo.
brave little toaster

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Blazing Ownager posted:

I just hate all "coming of age" stories. Every single one is written by someone who didn't actually go through half the poo poo they want to write about, and lean on cliches.

.... I can't think of a single one that isn't poo poo.

operation dumbo drop

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
tom hanks:my dick don't work i got a bad dick
magical melanoid: i can heal your bad dick
th: don't touch my dick
mm: i'm grabbin ur dick
th: ur grabbin my dick
mm: MOUTH BEES

~fin~

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Sic balls OP, sic balls!

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Blazing Ownager posted:

I just hate all "coming of age" stories. Every single one is written by someone who didn't actually go through half the poo poo they want to write about, and lean on cliches.

.... I can't think of a single one that isn't poo poo.

A Goofy MovieŠ

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Windows 98 posted:

Yeah I'd bang Felicia Day

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Blazing Ownager posted:

I just hate all "coming of age" stories. Every single one is written by someone who didn't actually go through half the poo poo they want to write about, and lean on cliches.

.... I can't think of a single one that isn't poo poo.

big top peewee

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

symbolic posted:

brave little toaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLJvDadSfns

The AC kills himself.

Edit: Just found out brave little toaster is based on the book and the author committed suicide.

SPACE HOMOS fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Aug 24, 2015

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
I don't have strong opinions about the film "stand by me".

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

SPACE HOMOS posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLJvDadSfns

The AC kills himself.

Edit: Just found out brave little toaster is based on the book and the author committed suicide.
it was based on a book?? :wtc:

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
it was based on a toaster

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Nefarious posted:

it was based on a toaster
but was it brave

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Little fluffy clouds and finding money under the carpet. Does this still happen?

EndOfTheWorld
Jul 22, 2004

I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Before you ask, yes it's a mixed blessing.
Cybernetic Crumb
I always get this movie and Lean On Me confused

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK0JaEde4VI

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
Darlin' won't you stand
By me
Oh won't you stand
By me

gently caress you for getting it stuck in my head OP (even though it's a really fuckin good song)

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

wil wheaton got a leach on his wiener

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
ur stipid. op.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
correct grammar would be:

Stand by; I am stupid as gently caress.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I always get this movie confused with that one that has the girl from Veep and that home alone kid with the dumb name that gets killed by bees.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




this

also, dick leeches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jg8o9wXys

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Blazing Ownager posted:

I just hate all "coming of age" stories. Every single one is written by someone who didn't actually go through half the poo poo they want to write about, and lean on cliches.

.... I can't think of a single one that isn't poo poo.

bridge to terabithia is p.good especially because it got advertised as a Narnia type fantasy film when it's really, really not and all the kids that went to see it left in tears.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
which person plays the carrot

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Hobohemian posted:

I always get this movie confused with that one that has the girl from Veep and that home alone kid with the dumb name that gets killed by bees.

I think thats My Girl

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

why would you watch this old lovely movie lmao are you retarded op

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Quote-Unquote posted:

bridge to terabithia is p.good especially because it got advertised as a Narnia type fantasy film when it's really, really not and all the kids that went to see it left in tears.

I had a teacher in gradeschool read that to the class and made everyone cry. I bet she thought it was hilarious.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Naerasa posted:

I think thats My Girl

My Girl had a warning before it came on saying that replicating the acts in the film could give you aids. I thought it meant kissing girls.

The rest is history... Gay history.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Guide to Stephen King adaptations:

Is it from a short story? > Movie is good

Is it from a novel? > Movie is not good

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Sheep-Goats posted:

Guide to Stephen King adaptations:

Is it from a short story? > Movie is good

Is it from a novel? > Movie is not good

counterpoint: the shining is good
but i guess it is because it ignores most of the book and has less stupid poo poo in it

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dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Sheep-Goats posted:

Guide to Stephen King adaptations:

Is it from a short story? > Movie is good

Is it from a novel? > Movie is not good

What about misery.

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