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dstyle
Jul 24, 2006
there are no black people on this chart. apparently they don't even register on the attraction scale?

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
All black dudes start out at +4, unfortunately they can never reach past 8.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:
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GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

dstyle posted:

there are no black people on this chart. apparently they don't even register on the attraction scale?

This is the attraction scale. You need to look up the Kardashian scale champ.

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013
me according to the scale.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
8.5


wait we're talkin dick size right?

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
1

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Cnut the Great posted:

i'm a 4 on the streets and a 1 in the sheets

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
im too sexy for numbers

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Hypothesis: the meme's creator was actually Three Olives

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
you look like about an 8

that's what the richter scale registers when you walk down the street dddaaaaaammnnnn

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Monkey Fracas posted:


Also where do you fit if you're not white or really white-looking

jail

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I'm probably a 5. But I tell my students either I'm a 12, or a 1, depending on my mood. I don't think I believe me, either way.

naem
May 29, 2011

Big McHuge posted:

8.5


wait we're talkin dick size right?

Oh! Well then I'm a nine

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
8-ish or 9-ish

i could work out and become a 10 any time i want but i'm really loving lazy and read somethingawful.com instead

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
the photos for rows 1 through 4 seem like they were thrown together at random, none of it makes any sense

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Zippy the Bummer posted:

the photos for rows 1 through 4 seem like they were thrown together at random, none of it makes any sense

some of those 9s look worse than one of the 2s

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
does my smell or personality factor in? i use pine tar soap that only i appreciate and im usually having xanax withdrawals, also i am poor, but beyond this i

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
im a 9 on the kinsey scale

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
-7, definitely, unless there's some kind of unwritten bonus for being infested with subdermal parasites.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
i remember this pic, supposedly, this is a rich saudi dude, but he was like kicked out of saudi arabia for being too attractive (muslims were afraid he might make men gay, or make wives cheat on their husbands, for serious)





Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I'm somewhere in that wonderful range between 3 1/2 and 3 7/8. This one time I put on a cool pair of shades and hit 4.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Drunk fat women hit on me at the bar, so I must have something that activates the beer goggles.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
i'm over 9000

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
Friends tell me that their girlfriends/coworkers frequently tell them that I'm hot when I'm not around, so I must be doin alright. Once had a gay guy tell me he wish he could be half as good looking as me (along with other advances from gay men). Once had a girl tell my fiance at the gym (she didn't know I was her fiance) that I was intimidating to be around. I've posted my picture plenty of times so I aint internet lyin.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Maldoror posted:

i remember this pic, supposedly, this is a rich saudi dude, but he was like kicked out of saudi arabia for being too attractive (muslims were afraid he might make men gay, or make wives cheat on their husbands, for serious)







That's a lot of eye makeup.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
I'm between a 5.5 to a 7.5 depending on how drunk/desperate you are (a solid 8.5 if both).

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

ahahaha who the gently caress picked this poo poo

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
There are like 2 guys on that image that should be below 5. You need to at least bait the hook if you're going trolling.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I am highly symmetrical OP.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
id bone all those dudes

Captn Kurp
Oct 21, 2013

:bravo2:
why is steven bushemi a 9

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

medium rare i guess

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
i'm a 2 but hopeing by next summer i will definitely be a 1 or less

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

POWERBALL posted:



Where do you fall in the scale?

I'm the number nine

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

spud posted:

Them's some hosed up hierachy.

Some of the guys in the lower tiers are near 10, and then you got people who are only good looking cos they are famous.

Reddit/ the internet is loving weird.

Btw im a 9 ladies.

I think it's deliberate, it's supposed to play on peoples lack of confidence

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Cumslut1895 posted:

I think it's deliberate, it's supposed to play on peoples lack of confidence

o thank god for a second i thought someone might have bad taste :ohdear:

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
2-4 op

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Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
The person who made that chart lives in a magical fantasy world where James McAvoy and Rob Zombie are both sixes.

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