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And there's this kid in the hallway, he's just vomiting and vomiting, little motherfucker can't stop, you know what I mean? I mean he's got a volcano of Malt-O-Meal he's adding to, and he's just loving gagging out pure saliva at this point. His grandma's trying to get his rear end moving, his mom is telling him to start moving, this kid is not loving with Kindergarten. He's having the worst day of his life, and it's pretty loving wacky to see. Do you remember how much vomit there was in elementary school? It seems like everybody and their brother spent at least 30 minutes a week vomiting, pissing, or making GBS threads themselves. I bet one elementary school goes through more sawdust than the entire 6th street district in Austin. Anyway, we pass that same hallway 10 minutes later, kid is still at it! Only now he is drooling in to the water fountain while his dad is telling him he has to go to class. And I'm just thinking, is this kid going to be the next David Sedaris, writing stories about his vomit troubles? Probably not. Anyway, those are my dad tales for the day.
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Hammerite posted:tell your kid not to be friends with that boy unless u like a house that smells of vom He had a pretty healthy reaction, which was to hold his hand to his nose and loudly ask, "What is wrong with that kid, dad?", we'll see if vomit kid remembers and they have some sort of arch-enemy thing.
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ethanol posted:ask him WHAT THE gently caress.. HAPPENED... TO...YOUR..SHOES LOL
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Aug 24, 2015 19:20
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