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like that's an actual quote. i dont think ive ever heard the word quintessential in real life like ever again or before for that matter
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"Ive never been touched by gentler hands." That was told to me by a 90+ year old woman when I was taking a blood sample for testing while she was hospitalized. The worst compliment I ever gave was when I was in middle school. I was attempting to compliment my date's skill with make up, and how amazing she looked, and I said "With all that make up on your face, you look pretty good!" There was no second date, as I recall.
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Aug 25, 2015 03:54
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"You look like "Number One" from Star Trek TNG (paraphrasing)." As an FYI, I don't look a thing like Jonathan Frakes. Also, this was said to me by a man while I was wearing a tweed sport coat. He said that was the reason I look like Frakes. This was at work as well. I still don't understand and never will.
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Aug 25, 2015 04:26
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"i like your obsessive-compulsiveness"
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Aug 25, 2015 04:31
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Hey some of you guys seem to be replacing strangest with 'best' or 'favorite'
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Aug 25, 2015 04:34
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"You're so beautiful and that's not just the ecstasy talking" something I said. oops Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Aug 25, 2015 |
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Aug 25, 2015 04:34
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"I don't think you're the devil even though you have blue eyes."
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Aug 25, 2015 04:45
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Oh Hell No posted:"Your fingers are really long. Like, Marfan's long." same. multiple people asked me if I am a pianist because of my long fingers.
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Aug 25, 2015 05:03
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I had talked to a college recruiter on the phone a few times and when I finally met with her the first words out of her mouth were, "You don't look like what I thought you'd look like." I asked what she meant and she never addressed it. She looked dumbstruck.
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Aug 25, 2015 09:56
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Not the dentist i go to, but the dental ASSISTANT there frequently talks about what good saliva i have.
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Aug 25, 2015 10:06
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One time in my old hometown the resident crazy bag lady had somehow got into the backseat of a car. As I walked passed her on the sidewalk she rolled down the window and screamed at me. No words, just a wailing banshee shriek. I felt pretty good about myself that day. 
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Aug 25, 2015 10:14
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"you look like john goodman but like a thin john goodman."
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Aug 25, 2015 10:15
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At the company doctor's office for a medical, an older lady doctor was looking inside my ears with one of those things they use for that and she got all excited, saying that I had the most textbook perfect inner ears that she had ever seen. She even called all of the young nurses in to check out my perfect inner ears one by one, though they seemed somewhat less impressed by my magnificent cochlea.
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Aug 25, 2015 10:27
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"I wish your phone voice could gently caress me" I don't know if that means I suck in bed or my phone voice is velvety.
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Aug 25, 2015 10:37
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"You have the perfect veins for drawing blood! Do you mind if I call in the trainee? He's been waiting for someone like you ALL day"
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Aug 25, 2015 10:49
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Nurses and medical techs always notice people's veins. My ex used to say she like my veins. I let her administer my hep vaccine before traveling to the Caribbean, although that's intramuscular so I doubt it was as satisfying. Weirdest compliment was when I was 16, wearing shorts on a public bus, and a woman in her mid 40s said "Nice knees" as she walked by me.
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Aug 25, 2015 14:43
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At a teknival some years ago this hot chick started talking to me in German. When I told her I don't really speak German she said that I 'dance like a East German'. WTF?
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Aug 25, 2015 14:47
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I was once told I have nice knees... ...what does that even mean...
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Aug 25, 2015 14:59
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Safety First posted:I was once told I have nice knees... Ask this guy: Artificial Idiocy posted:Nurses and medical techs always notice people's veins. My ex used to say she like my veins. I let her administer my hep vaccine before traveling to the Caribbean, although that's intramuscular so I doubt it was as satisfying.
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Aug 25, 2015 15:01
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I have no idea. I did have pretty strong muscled hairy man legs for a 16 year old, but I'm not sure how the knees became the focal point. Maybe it was synecdoche.
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Aug 25, 2015 16:16
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"You have tasty eyes."
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Aug 25, 2015 16:41
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guy at the cash register at a liquor store said i smelled good
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Aug 25, 2015 16:44
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Daedra posted:guy at the cash register at a liquor store said i smelled good do you?
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Aug 25, 2015 16:50
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Was at a house party once and guy goes "Bro is that a 40 ounce you're drinking? I LOVE GANGSTA RAP" He then proceeds to give me awkward white guy daps
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Aug 25, 2015 16:59
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people keep telling me i have long, "luxurious" eyelashes i'm a dude 
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Aug 25, 2015 17:23
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also whenever i tell people i'm gay they tell me "you don't look gay" or "you don't sound gay" or "you don't act gay"
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Aug 25, 2015 17:31
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Young man working the grocery check-out lane: "Did anyone ever tell you you look like Kylie Jenner?" Me: "...No?" Young man: "Yeah. You look like her if she was, like, a nun." Me: ".........Huh."  reddit liker posted:people keep telling me i have long, "luxurious" eyelashes Dude, long eyelashes on a dude are attractive as gently caress. Embrace them.
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Aug 25, 2015 18:08
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my neighbor just said that 'i have the general appearance of a pedophile'
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Aug 25, 2015 18:13
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it wasnt really a specific compliment but im pretty sure he noticed my eyes the most and how moist they are
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Aug 25, 2015 18:15
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I've been asked if I wear mascara (dude). Nah, I just used to get very depressed.
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Aug 25, 2015 18:42
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jesus christ was the ultimate cross dresser if u think about it
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Aug 25, 2015 18:43
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Shirley Crabtree posted:i once got told that despite being a fat oval office i dont sweat all that much i was once told "you sweat a lot for such a skinny chick."
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Aug 25, 2015 19:22
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OP's mom told me that I have a monster dong. It's more a statement of fact than a compliment though.
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Aug 25, 2015 19:28
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JiveHonky posted:i was also complimented on my voice (i sound like winnie the pooh got throatpunched) Same but i sound like a prepubescent teen
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Aug 25, 2015 23:56
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I have literally no hair on my arms or legs so guys and girls compliment me on how smooth i am. I have no idea if having smooth skin is a blessing or a curse
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Aug 25, 2015 23:57
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I once got flustered at a party and kept telling someone they were "very german looking. I was waiting for a pizza at pizza hut and a girl came out and told me I was beautiful. Which was kinda unexpected. I was also told I looked "Radiant" one time at university.
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Aug 26, 2015 01:47
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all the time people are like "I love your hair, is it dyed?" Yah lady, there are definitely dudes out there trying to pass themselves off as a natural ginger
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Aug 26, 2015 01:49
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A TSA man was patting me down and as he drew level with my mouth I breathed out and he gasped and said I had the loveliest breath ever. I didn't know what to say so just went with 'Jolly Ranchers' and he sent me on my way. (Then I did 9/11)
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Aug 26, 2015 01:56
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The people at the Arab market asked if i was Kazakh and said i really looked it. Of course i told them i was American.
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I was a real fatty fat fat in High School and one day catching the bus home I sorta sat on a guy by mistake, he jumped up, pointed at me, and yelled 'GOOD ONE, GUYYYYYY' then got off at the next stop.
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