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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:A pro wrestler at a comic con said that my rear end looked like two ripe apples and if I kept distracting him while he was signing autographs he was going to jump over the rope and bite it drat I should try that one IRL
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Improbable Lobster posted:drat I should try that one IRL
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Sep 24, 2015 15:43
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A woman on tinder said "Hey I seen your sweet rear end around since we swiped"
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Sep 24, 2015 16:21
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apparently my cheeks were smooth like a peach
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Sep 24, 2015 16:24
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That I'm the best poster on Somethingawful.com
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Sep 24, 2015 16:27
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Someone told me I was "cutesy-wutesy and appalling" after an improv show.
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Sep 24, 2015 16:32
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"You're a great ex-girlfriend. 10/10 would get dumped again." "You smell like cactus. " " You have such pretty feet, like a porcelain doll! " Those last 2 were strangers and the last one entered a store in the mall to say it.
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"Your penis is a nice shape." Like what's a nice shape? It's not like it's a octagon or something.
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Went to the hospital to get my hand xrayed. Technician looks at the xrays and then blurts out "wow you have really cool fingers! You must have a creative job."
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Archer666 posted:"You have such a jew nose!" It's not lol
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"Rakish". I had to look it up for the definition and it has since become a huge joke among my friends.
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Sep 27, 2015 23:56
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"Why do you know that?" A girl asked me after sperging out about Chinese history. I... I guess that's a compliment?
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"Bro!, You would make one fuckin mean fireman!" When I walked past a bunch of Maori dudes hanging around outside a supermarket. I'm pretty sure they were complementing my height, When I said thanks they all smiled and wished me a great night. moonsour posted:" You have such pretty feet, like a porcelain doll! " My wife called me a porcelain doll when we first met, And used to describe me as one to her friends. She also said that when she first saw me she thought I was an angel because of the hawaiian shirt I was wearing ( ??? )
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Carlton Minter posted:I have literally no hair on my arms or legs so guys and girls compliment me on how smooth i am. I have no idea if having smooth skin is a blessing or a curse lol they're sizing you up for feminization and cucking
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Sep 28, 2015 06:25
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A girl once said I was like a monk robot because I actually followed through with the things I said I believed in gently caress YOU MC
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Sep 28, 2015 06:33
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People tell me I have great eyebrows from time to time.
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Sep 28, 2015 07:16
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Sep 28, 2015 07:18
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AbbadonOfHell posted:"Your penis is a nice shape." I got that one too once, when I asked her what she meant she said "Some dudes have some hosed up dicks". I am still none the wiser but I just assume it means it hasn't got weird curves in it???
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Sep 28, 2015 08:20
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i never get compliments because i constantly look upset and neurotic
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Sep 28, 2015 08:22
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"You're a handsome pig" said earnestly by my ex-gf at our 2nd date.
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Sep 28, 2015 08:26
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A doctor once described my butthole as "pristine".
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Sep 28, 2015 08:27
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Contra Duck posted:A doctor once described my butthole as "pristine". He wanted to explore that pristine unspoilt wilderness
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Sep 28, 2015 23:04
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Farmland Park posted:"You're a handsome pig" said earnestly by my ex-gf at our 2nd date. That'll do.
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Sep 28, 2015 23:38
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I look like a greasier guy fawkes.
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Sep 29, 2015 00:04
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"You smell really nice." Young black girl taking my blood when I was separating from the Navy.
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Sep 29, 2015 00:07
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"you're cute, for a darkie"
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Sep 29, 2015 00:10
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"If you were a cheeseburger you'd be a sexy cheeseburger." - some dude on the boardwalk a few summers back.
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"beef slab"
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