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dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
* hoard treasure
* ancient knowledge
* scales(?)
* respected in China but not in western societies
* usually asleep
* lonely because friends are all dead

dogcrash truther fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Aug 25, 2015

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
when i visit my grandma it smells like the reptile house at the zoo. you might be onto something here...

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

they're lizard people

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Respected in China but not in western societies?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
how do dragons feel about minorities? I haven't read those hobbit books in a while

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Before they get dentures their teeth look like komodo dragons'

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"gently caress you, got mine"

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
what about fire

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

proof of concept posted:

how do dragons feel about minorities? I haven't read those hobbit books in a while

they don't like dwarves

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Viruswithshoes posted:

Respected in China but not in western societies?

added to op

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

what about fire

Dragon breath.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Leathery skin

Wattles

Terrible breath. One because of diet, the other decay.

Whiskers

Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Aug 24, 2015

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
do dragons constantly complain about dying ?

or how you haven't called them recently

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
The best explanation for old people I've ever read.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Is the transformation gradual or sudden?
At what age does it begin?
Do all people become dragons if they live long enough, or just some people? What qualities cause the transformation?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I for one respect my elders; we've got a few 50+ goons, like Genesplicer and Dad Gay, So What (should be great grandpa gay, so what, realistically given his advanced age).

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

proof of concept posted:

how do dragons feel about minorities? I haven't read those hobbit books in a while

Well I recall a story about a racist dragon named Albie...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

joat mon posted:

Is the transformation gradual or sudden?
At what age does it begin?
Do all people become dragons if they live long enough, or just some people? What qualities cause the transformation?

This

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
when I was 15 and on mescaline, my mom turned into a dragon. cause she had wrinkles. then she melted.


23 years later she's still melting.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
are lonely because all their friends are dead

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
chaotic evil

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Kuato posted:

I for one respect my elders; we've got a few 50+ goons, like Genesplicer and Dad Gay, So What (should be great grandpa gay, so what, realistically given his advanced age).
DGSW is that old?

drat, no wonder he hates millennials, he probably also hates Gen Xers too

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe

proof of concept posted:

how do dragons feel about minorities? I haven't read those hobbit books in a while

Last I recall, Middle Earth has no black people in it.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
No way is DG,SW a day over 22

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Usually asleep.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
millenials are hobbits then

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Daedra posted:

are lonely because all their friends are dead

Thanks. Added to op

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Mad Monk posted:

Usually asleep.

Indubitably. Added to op

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
usually hidden away in places where no mortal soul dares venture, long forgotten and known only in myth, lost to the sands of time (i.e. put in a nursing home, kids haven't visited in 3+ years).

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
Swoop in out of nowhere only to slaughter scores of innocents at village or farmer markets.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Intruders (visitors) make them angry.

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