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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Preseason Week 3: I'm gonna break, I'm gonna break my ACL and run
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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Fanbase of current super bowl champions and otherwise consistent contenders sitting around bitching about how they are bad at the draft lol you guys are adorable
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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
^^^
This too, there's a reason :patssay: exists

warcrimes posted:

Nah, mel is cool, you guys are all hilariously sad
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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
TFF is dying and yet we still insist on tearing ourselves apart. :smith:

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
"God why does no one respect us Pats fans"

*spends all offseason talking about how amazing they are*

*starts throwing a shitfit in the first quarter of a preseason game about how bad their team is*

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Here's the interception if anyone wants a laugh: http://streamable.com/jjgd

To be fair, if Brady hadn't thrown it behind him that's probably a touchdown.

But still, how you gonna be on the bubble and not catch that Dobson?

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 As successful as the Pats have been, they could have been even more successful. The missed opportunities are still mini tragedies

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 I still hate the WR screen.

I understand it. I know it both works sometimes and sets up other things. But goddamn I hate that play.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Its usually not until the regular season where we get to the annual "lol your team is good how dare you complain about anything at all." Packers fans saying it is especially fun knowing how freaked out you all were at midseason last year.

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Aug 29, 2015

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Ok cool bench the starters

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 patriots_lost _season.txt

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

sweet thursday posted:

As successful as the Pats have been, they could have been even more successful. The missed opportunities are still mini tragedies

Microtragedies?

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Grittybeard posted:

I still hate the WR screen.

I understand it. I know it both works sometimes and sets up other things. But goddamn I hate that play.

I did too until Chip Kelly entered my life. It works great out of the hurry-up.

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Charles is still so good

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midwat
May 6, 2007

 I like Brandon Bolden. I'm not sure why he's used so rarely.

...and pick

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 TB12 is the worst.

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
lmao

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Vengarr posted:

I did too until Chip Kelly entered my life. It works great out of the hurry-up.

Let me tell you about Bevell and Percy Harvin!

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 What the hell happened there Alex?

Oh it was probably tipped.

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
"Kurt Coleman, consistent NFL starter" confuses the poo poo out of me

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midwat
May 6, 2007

 Lol Greg Olson

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Brady's spent too much time in the courtroom.

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
imagine what this game would look like with a WR

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Lol Brady sucks dynasty over.

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
:siren: SMITH JUST THREW A TD TO A WIDE RECEIVER :siren:

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Why is every Panther not named Cam Newton so bad

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JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
Not sure why AZ is punished with DET/JAX. :/ Bort bort bort.

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Noted Fraud Tom Brady

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

 new ATT girl commercial

Wish she was funny

TubeStank posted:

Noted Fraud Tom Brady
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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Jesus christ Olsen. make that catch you gently caress you're the only receiver we have.

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midwat
May 6, 2007

 Brady and Cam have been really bad so far

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Carolina WR's making Malcolm Butler look like Revis.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Vengarr posted:

I did too until Chip Kelly entered my life. It works great out of the hurry-up.

Mizzou runs it constantly is probably why I have such a huge aversion to it. They're not good enough to ever make it really work but it probably makes some other things work, it's just a visceral reaction to a play I don't ever believe will do anything.

Well that was a pretty good first drive for KC.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Raku posted:

imagine what this game would look like with a WR

Hey, there's Reggie Wayne and uhm, Ted Ginn.

I think Ted Ginn is the 2nd best WR in this game.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 TB12 sounds like the name of the drug resistant form of tuberculosis which will eventually kill us all

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
*Dobson gets called into Belichick's office on Monday*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDMKXFeBNVU&t=6s

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
loving santos goddamn

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

midwat posted:

Brady and Cam have been really bad so far

Cam's been ok, his receivers just dropped two passes.

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Kalli posted:

Hey, there's Reggie Wayne and uhm, Ted Ginn.

I think Ted Ginn is the 2nd best WR in this game.

lol

also reggie wayne clearly doesn't know where he's supposed to be in this game

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midwat
May 6, 2007

Kalli posted:

Hey, there's Reggie Wayne and uhm, Ted Ginn.

I think Ted Ginn is the 2nd best WR in this game.

I think you're forgetting about TE superstar Nate Solder

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belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
God drat Santos

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