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SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
*writes 70 paragraphs about the subtle Marxist overtones in Nothing But Trouble* hrmmm yes yes

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Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

Dredd is good John Wick is not. If this subtle difference is not understood you are bad at movies.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Soft Shell Crab posted:

I guess you are right goons are bad at movies.

you are dead fuckre

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what posted:

its the one where luke skywalker is on tatoine and his uncle ben dies and aunt beru is a oval office and then he meets up with old man kenobi and they go to the hive of villany and meet greedo, chewie chewbacca and hand solo. they get on their ship and fly to the death star to save the princess leea and thehy get caught in a tractor beam so they go get her and then old man kenobi gets slaughtered by darth vader become more powerful then you can possibly imagine. then they release the tractor and fly away to a forest planet where they meet the rebel commander and then luke gets in a x-wing spaceship and flys to the death star. hand solo says "lets blow this thing and go home" and then luke shoots a 3-pointer right into the hole and the death star is destroyed. but darth vader gets away in his tie fighter even tho its spinning out of control and he looks around a lot trying to make it stop. then they all get a medal. its pretty freakin good imo (spoiler alert)

hmm sounds familiar. Is this also the one where there is a fleet captain that tries to warn everyone its a trap but it was too late and they all got trapped and then someone got made into a coffee table but then for some reason the coffee table came back to life at the end???

SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
let me tell you why ferris bueller's day off is the citizen kane of 80's teen comedies

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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dad gay. so what posted:

have you guys ever seen star wars?

i like when jar jar stepped i n the poo

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

A misanthrope posted:

i like when jar jar stepped i n the poo

I thought that was into darkness.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

are you talking about gbs or cinema discusso? goons were jerking eachother off in the gbs fury road thread for like three months.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SKELETON GHOST posted:

let me tell you why ferris bueller's day off is the citizen kane of 80's teen comedies
the antagonist stalking a child was played by an actual creep. it's v. meta

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Hell Yeah posted:

are you talking about gbs or cinema discusso? goons were jerking eachother off in the gbs fury road thread for like three months.

gbs

i missed the fury road thread but just see bad movie opinions posted a lot in general

i don't remember who posted the "shining is poo poo" comment or when but i am still mad about it because i have nothing else in life

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
here is a good movie fyi


probably :nws: for doggy monster and watching movie clips @ work fyi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtgFKdWcKXY

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Daedra posted:

here is a good movie fyi


probably :nws: for doggy monster and watching movie clips @ work fyi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtgFKdWcKXY

this is actually the #1 best movie of all time

fargo is the #2 best movie

this ranking is not negotiable.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

:gizz:

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
sci fi movie threads in CD are the worst because there are one or two mentally ill posters who invariably show up to comment on how this really isn't an action movie guys, the director is commenting on A.I.'s role in the free market via juxtaposition with fritz langs metropolis and the assumption that we are in the midst of a social revolution according to this quote by Lenin pee pee poo poo

then a half dozen shitlords come out of the woodwork to either cheerlead the nutjobs or troll them into writing even crazier poo poo, which kills the thread

also john wick was not a great movie, i don't know why goons have such a hardon over a guy doing a forward roll then headshot double tapping people 100x in a row goddamn

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

The GBS Fury Road thread was mostly about how the movie was :perfect: save for a handful of fuckheads but those guys got shouted out of the thread.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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DoctorStrangelove posted:

The GBS Fury Road thread was mostly about how the movie was :perfect: save for a handful of fuckheads but those guys got shouted out of the thread.

good

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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H.H posted:

first two are good, the third one is bad


hth

oh wait i just realized you were talking about the blade movies so i take it back. you are not a monster

the third blade is a piece of poo poo

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Dillbag posted:


also john wick was not a great movie, i don't know why goons have such a hardon over a guy doing a forward roll then headshot double tapping people 100x in a row goddamn

lighten up it was a fun movie, albeit not an all time classic

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Just marathonned Mads Max 1-4 and let me tell you something: Mad Maxes 1 and 2 were not very good.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Just walk away

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i loved silver linings playbook

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Applewhite posted:

Just marathonned Mads Max 1-4 and let me tell you something: Mad Maxes 1 and 2 were not very good.

mad max 2 is one of, if not the, greatest action movie ever made

but if you haven't seen it in theaters you might be forgiven for your psychotic delusion

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Applewhite posted:

Just marathonned Mads Max 1-4 and let me tell you something: Mad Maxes 1 and 2 were not very good.

1 sucks, 2 was the best before Fury Road came along and 3 was half a good movie (the first half)

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

A misanthrope posted:

oh wait i just realized you were talking about the blade movies so i take it back. you are not a monster

the third blade is a piece of poo poo



is this an actual scene from blade 3

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Dave Concepcion posted:

mad max 2 is one of, if not the, greatest action movie ever made

but if you haven't seen it in theaters you might be forgiven for your psychotic delusion

Both Mad Maxes 1 and 2 got good in like the last 20 minutes, but the buildup was agonizingly slow (and I've sat through Wages of Fear). Mad Max 3 was the first in the series to have good pacing imo.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



itt some motherfucker who always tryin to ice skate uphill

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Daedra posted:

is this an actual scene from blade 3

oh heavens yes

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Quote-Unquote posted:

itt some motherfucker who always tryin to ice skate uphill

best line

the screenwriter overheard Snipes use it during a phone call and put it in the movie

apparently writers would follow him around because of the crazy/awesome poo poo he says irl

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



best movies list (in no particular order):
Blade
The Godfather
Starship Troopers
Mad Max Fury Road
Dredd
Terminator 2
Alien
Aliens
The Exorcist

If you dislike any of those films you are bad at movies

edit: gently caress, forgot about Die Hard

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Quote-Unquote posted:

best movies list (in no particular order):
Blade
The Godfather
Starship Troopers
Mad Max Fury Road
Dredd
Terminator 2
Alien
Aliens
The Exorcist

If you dislike any of those films you are bad at movies

Also 5th Element.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

``are u out your dam''

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Fury road out on Blu-ray yet?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Quote-Unquote posted:

best movies list (in no particular order):
Blade
The Godfather
Starship Troopers
Mad Max Fury Road
Dredd
Terminator 2
Alien
Aliens
The Exorcist

If you dislike any of those films you are bad at movies

edit: gently caress, forgot about Die Hard

i cant argue with this

The Thing and Fargo still go in the list tho

edit: also Shawshank obviously

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Jukeboxblues posted:

I don' think that problem is limited to goons. Every idiot that doesn't really like movies says that. But then they have retarded opinions like thinking face/off is good but not in the ironic way.

there's an unironic way to like Face/off????

i don't believe it

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino

Fiend posted:

Banshee chapter was alright.

except for the part where buffalo bill literally explains where they got the idea for the movie, other than that it was creepy as poo poo

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
The best movie is actually

Heavyweights

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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VendaGoat posted:

Fury road out on Blu-ray yet?

September 1

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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOItN1Ci_W4

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