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Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
I met a kid named Lachlan yesterday. Let's talk about dumb white people names.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
Kaiglan

Bailan

Attyson





Jaydien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
just make sure the spelling is super tortured and you have a white kid name for the new terrible millenium

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Whole lot of kids around here called "Pemi" and "Alistair", their parents are the sort of scum with $1000 strollers, hth

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Hollis Brownsound posted:

I met a kid named Lachlan yesterday. Let's talk about dumb white people names.

ha, lachlan has been in the top ten australian boys names every year for like 20 years

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
Caleidgh
Maori
Mark

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
avery for a girl

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Clipperton posted:

ha, lachlan has been in the top ten australian boys names every year for like 20 years

I'm american fcuktard, in america we have proud names, like Jim, or Bob or Jim Bob, take that kiwi poo poo back down under.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Le-a. Pronounced "Ledasha" because "the dash ain't silent!"

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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burritolingus posted:

Le-a. Pronounced "Ledasha" because "the dash ain't silent!"

and the poor kid tortured with that name grows up telling people her name is "lea" pronounced the normal way

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
Barack

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

"But you can call me Barry."

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart

Image search for barrack turns up photos of Obama instead of the buildings. Thanks, Obama!

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Lemonjello

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Adolf

Heinrich

Hans

Herman

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
If your child is a brand with an unpronounceable name then youve announced they were born atomized and dont belong to a family, community, a race, etc. There's a reason that things were better when everyone had one of four names .

If you name your child Jayleiagh don't expect me to avoid striking them with lightning when I'm playing with my weather control devices

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
Yesterday, I overheard a mother calling out to her kid named Calvin. I couldn't decide if that was good or bad.

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

Phlairdon posted:

Yesterday, I overheard a mother calling out to her kid named Calvin. I couldn't decide if that was good or bad.

what race was she, also was she fat

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Phlairdon posted:

Yesterday, I overheard a mother calling out to her kid named Calvin. I couldn't decide if that was good or bad.

at least it's a name

Brayden is not a name

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Morkies posted:

what race was she, also was she fat

White, skinny.

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

Phlairdon posted:

White, skinny.

anglo or slav or scotch-irish or what

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

A misanthrope posted:

at least it's a name

Brayden is not a name

What about Braedeyn

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Morkies posted:

anglo or slav or scotch-irish or what

Let's just say this was in the whitest part of Brooklyn.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dejan Bimble posted:

What about Braedeyn

i'm dead now

i'm dead and a ghost now because you killed me

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Phlairdon posted:

White, skinny.

Survey says "liked newspaper comics twenty years ago"

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Kid in my neighborhood is named Saylor. Also have a bunch of kids named heleman, abinadi, Abraham, Zebulon, and other book of Mormon names.

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

loquacius posted:

Survey says "liked newspaper comics twenty years ago"

Right, still can't figure out if that's good or bad. That's like if my parents named me "Howdy Doody."

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012

Edgar posted:

Kid in my neighborhood is named Saylor. Also have a bunch of kids named heleman, abinadi, Abraham, Zebulon, and other book of Mormon names.

I read "Abraham Zebulon" i would vote for space president.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

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Edgar posted:

Kid in my neighborhood is named Saylor. Also have a bunch of kids named heleman, abinadi, Abraham, Zebulon, and other book of Mormon names.

you know what you have to do

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Edgar posted:

Kid in my neighborhood is named Saylor. Also have a bunch of kids named heleman, abinadi, Abraham, Zebulon, and other book of Mormon names.

my first born will be named T-800

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
I was getting brunch (lol) the other day and this unquestionably 100%-Asian child ran by our table followed by I guess her mother who was calling out after her "Mackenzie"

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXPrtJKPmB0

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



caylyyeee

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Clive. I met a woman who saddled her kid with the name Clive just this week.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Still not as dumb as 90s ghetto names.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Zeroisanumber posted:

Clive. I met a woman who saddled her kid with the name Clive just this week.

I dunno, I'd totally want to be friends with someone named Clive on instinct

Nobody wants to be friends with Brayden or whatever

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Scooty Jay

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

coworker i know has a kid named Chance. for the first month i thought she was always talking about her dog

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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
I like the super religious names like Methuselah and Leviathan

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