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Chayd its like Chad but classy as poo poo.
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I feel kinda bad for kids whose parents try to be creative with names and gently caress them out of ever finding a tourist trap knicknack with their name on it. I know people with a kid named Blayde and another one that they're going to name Bronx. I guess I can give them credit for that one being an actual name even if it's not a people name. 
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Aug 27, 2015 02:39
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Dacron with Techron
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Aug 27, 2015 02:55
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The challenge of naming babies now is this: Do I reject the absurdity of the current naming trends and pick an old rear end name like William or Just name the little poo poo Jayden and be done with it. Mediocrity for a mediocre lad. You've failed me, boy. or Do I acknowledge the current naming craziness and try to anticipate the NEXT awful naming trend so my kid's ahead of the game? Meet my son, his name is Brompden.
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Aug 27, 2015 02:57
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Rough Lobster posted:The challenge of naming babies now is this: In the future we all use biblical names on messages boards but message board names in real life.
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Aug 27, 2015 03:02
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Lord of Pie posted:I feel kinda bad for kids whose parents try to be creative with names and gently caress them out of ever finding a tourist trap knicknack with their name on it. lmao shawanda sounds like some starving african country anyway, my entry is jimmy carter
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Aug 27, 2015 03:09
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Rough Lobster posted:
Sounds like a GoT name.
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Aug 27, 2015 03:55
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I know a guy who seriously named his four sons after the Ninja Turtles. They are up to six kids now and I blocked his feed on Facebook out of spite.
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Aug 27, 2015 04:15
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I taught third grade for two years, up until I decided I wasn't crazy about teaching and changed jobs. My '13 class had a "Bear" and my '14 class had a "Baer". no third grader can live up to a name like that.
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Aug 27, 2015 04:16
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Cooper. For a girl.
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Aug 27, 2015 04:17
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Inzombiac posted:I know a guy who seriously named his four sons after the Ninja Turtles. They are up to six kids now and I blocked his feed on Facebook out of spite. So wait what are the other two names? This is important.
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Aug 27, 2015 04:18
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Pudding Huxtable posted:So wait what are the other two names? This is important. April and Casey Jones got lucky.
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Aug 27, 2015 04:19
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Pudding Huxtable posted:So wait what are the other two names? This is important. I hope it's Keno and Krang
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Aug 27, 2015 04:19
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winter.mute posted:the new windows 10 ad has a kid named Milan, I guess that's the new Paris? Milan is a common Slavic name (e.g. Milan Kundera), so even if the parents did actually name them after the city the kid can at least lie about being named after their Czech great grandfather or something.
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Aug 27, 2015 04:20
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I hope I have twins so I can name them Itchy and Scratchy
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Aug 27, 2015 04:20
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spacemang_spliff posted:I hope I have twins so I can name them Itchy and Scratchy Don't shame my ball's names plz
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Aug 27, 2015 04:22
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Robbie Fowler posted:lmao shawanda sounds like some starving african country well considering Newport is a cigarette brand and Propecia and Sinutab are pharmaceuticals I'm thinking maybe this chart isn't accurate
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Aug 27, 2015 05:53
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Robbie Fowler posted:lmao shawanda sounds like some starving african country https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8
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Aug 27, 2015 06:00
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How did Madison end up a girl's name, anyways? It's a patronymic that gained prominence because it was the surname of a founding father.
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Aug 27, 2015 06:20
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Assorted white people I know in real life have named children the following atrocities: Zayden and Zilah (siblings) Andromeda Nixon Anakin and Arwen (siblings) Aubrey Autumn Skye Kahlan Kortlynn Blu Easton Hayzley Aberdeen
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Aug 27, 2015 06:23
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Shithouse Dave posted:Assorted white people I know in real life have named children the following atrocities: There's a kid in Scotland somewhere whose name is New York City
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Aug 27, 2015 07:08
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Aberdeen's a shithole anyway, should've named the kid Edinburgh instead.
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Aug 27, 2015 08:32
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I know a white trash lady named her daughter Armani. Armani, like the suits. She was also considering Diamondez. 
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Aug 27, 2015 09:56
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idk who you people know giving their kids these weird names. I'm naming my son finbarr.
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Aug 27, 2015 10:15
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I think most of y'all are just lying about this poo poo.
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Aug 27, 2015 10:16
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I know a baby human named Atreyu
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Aug 27, 2015 10:36
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Stottie Kyek posted:Aberdeen's a shithole anyway, should've named the kid Edinburgh instead. Little Aberdeen is a nice kid with an unfortunate mum. Both her parents are from New Zealand, but they currently live in California. Her mum wanted to put her in beauty pageants for a while, but the family made so much fun of the idea that she didn't. I'm glad, cause Aberdeen has a hella lazy eye. Being a nice kid is way more important than wearing fancy rear end dresses and winning best in show at baby Cruft's anyway. Forgot to include her brother's name. Ayston. Pronounced like the Aston in Aston Martin.
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Aug 27, 2015 10:46
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Persephone Merlin Lastname Wendolynn Sylvania Anomar (her mom's name backwards) Thor Jeshua Graygorie I've heard Mexico has a non-zero number of Gokus, as well as English spellings with Spanish pronunciation like Jim becoming "Yim."
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Aug 27, 2015 12:06
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My brother is a retard. His sons are named Ashleigh and Lennox.
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Aug 27, 2015 12:16
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peanut posted:Persephone Merlin Lastname thor and regional variations thereof (thorben, etc) is a perfectly normal name...
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Aug 27, 2015 12:22
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 I wish I had been born with a normal name. - Elmo Aoba
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Aug 27, 2015 13:53
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peanut posted:Persephone Merlin Lastname there's nothing wrong with thor, it's been in use for millennia
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Aug 27, 2015 13:56
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Nokia
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Aug 27, 2015 14:13
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Batterypowered7 posted:How do you guys feel about Kendal? Personally can't stand the name. I met a chick with this name and she was pretty cool. so I have to say im ok with it.
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Aug 27, 2015 14:18
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Also I'm guessing you guys are giving out names of friends' children, or children's friends. How do you all know so many children? I dont know if names that come from lovely media or made up vowel vomit is worse. Why don't you find a solid name from those baby lists. YOUR CHILD HAS TO GET A JOB AT SOME POINT
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Aug 27, 2015 14:21
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Lord of Pie posted:I feel kinda bad for kids whose parents try to be creative with names and gently caress them out of ever finding a tourist trap knicknack with their name on it. Sinutab  I get it.
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Aug 27, 2015 15:02
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With recent naming trends, science fiction character names become more plausible by the day.
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Aug 27, 2015 15:03
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I met two trashy losers who named their daughter Ireland and their son Irish.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:55
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EvilHobo posted:With recent naming trends, science fiction character names become more plausible by the day. I'm going to name all my children after the taken from The Black Company Soulcatcher Shapeshifter The Howler The Faceless (or Nameless) Man Bonegnasher Stormbringer The Hanged Man The Limper Moonbiter Nightcrawler "Little Bonegnasher is getting his first haircut today, and Hanged Man's school play is tonight!"
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Godric. Parents are both crazy idiot white people.
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