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Somebody told me that certain kinds of people in certain places use their hand to wipe their butt after going to the bathroom is this true
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Aug 25, 2015 16:57
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in the OPs case, he uses the forums
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Aug 25, 2015 16:58
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OP you sure do
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Aug 25, 2015 16:58
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the place is almost universally the anus
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Aug 25, 2015 17:00
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Was wiping my butt yesterday and finger broke through tp; couldn't help but smell my finger, smelled like poop, then I smelled it again. I could see the appeal in using hand tbqh
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Aug 25, 2015 17:01
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I walk on all fours and just do a little shuffle when I need to poo poo, while swishing my tail back and forth to beat away the flies
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Aug 25, 2015 17:01
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yES A BAY, sad but true i usedmine today
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Aug 25, 2015 17:02
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The only thing my hand wipes is my shoulder because just like Hov I dont have time for nasty rear end player haters
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Aug 25, 2015 17:02
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gary oldmans diary posted:the place is almost universally the anus
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Aug 25, 2015 17:03
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why not op
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Aug 25, 2015 17:04
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if your finger breaks through you are not wadding the toilet paper correctly its 2015 and people still smear poop off ourselves content to walk around with poop residue human-human interaction is disgusting
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Aug 25, 2015 17:06
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TwoFire posted:in the OPs case, he uses the forums 
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Aug 25, 2015 17:06
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I think I'm always looking for that perfect poo poo, like an ample, plump foot and a halfer that comes out in one solid piece and I will barely have to wipe. I mean you always have to wipe to be sure, but you have the hope that some day you will have achieved gastrointestinal perfection and lay the perfect turd, no need to wipe. I don't have the faith though, always have to wipe.
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Aug 25, 2015 17:08
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thats how they do it in terrorist countries
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Aug 25, 2015 17:09
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idk probably in missouri
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Aug 25, 2015 17:10
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I used my hand to wipe my butt once when i had to poo poo in the woods and i didn't have any tp. I wiped my poop hand off in the grass
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Aug 25, 2015 17:11
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Water? Like out the toilet? Heh heh heh..
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Aug 25, 2015 17:12
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i did a single crap that had every aspect of the bristol stool chart represented in about equal proportion i literally admired my own poop
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Aug 25, 2015 17:12
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well they (you) certainly did when you created this thread in the general bullshit forum on SA, OP!
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Aug 25, 2015 17:12
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i also like tri-color logs (earth tones only)
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Aug 25, 2015 17:15
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My granny always had a few bottles of water in the toilet to cleanse her anus with, apparently this is an Asian thing (she is from Indonesia).
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Aug 25, 2015 17:16
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Molentik posted:My granny always had a few bottles of water in the toilet to cleanse her anus with, apparently this is an Asian thing (she is from Indonesia). Not all Asians just those influenced enough by India, which is the capital of handass.
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Aug 25, 2015 17:25
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this is the progressive way butts are wiped in every country except america 
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Aug 25, 2015 17:28
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Which is weird because she grew up in an high upper-middle class family when Indonesia was still the East-Indies, so I expected her pooping habits to be more civilised.
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Aug 25, 2015 17:30
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A misanthrope posted:this is the progressive way butts are wiped in every country except america this picture will never get old
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Aug 25, 2015 17:32
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Oh cute watering can, why is it always in your bathroom Habibi?
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Aug 25, 2015 17:36
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lol op doesn't know how to use the three seashells
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Aug 25, 2015 17:42
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Claw -scoop technique, no seashells needed
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Aug 26, 2015 03:03
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Pull your buttcheeks wide open and get a stray dog to luck your cornhole clean - dog saliva is a disinfectant hth
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Aug 26, 2015 03:06
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God drat
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Aug 26, 2015 03:31
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Pull your buttcheeks wide open and get a stray dog to luck your cornhole clean - dog saliva is a disinfectant hth It's not nice to call your Guatemalan maid a stray dog.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:36
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I work at a place where toilet paper is basically sandpaper. Finger might save my rear end in a top hat
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Aug 26, 2015 17:08
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i have an old lady spit on my rear end in a top hat
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Aug 27, 2015 15:05
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everybody knows you use a sharp rock to scrape it out when vacationing the mountains of aghanistan
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Aug 27, 2015 15:16
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az posted:everybody knows you use a sharp rock to scrape it out when vacationing the mountains of aghanistan Afganis just use the wool of a goat
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Aug 27, 2015 15:20
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vyst posted:I used my hand to wipe my butt once when i had to poo poo in the woods and i didn't have any tp. I wiped my poop hand off in the grass why didnt you just wipe your butt on the grass.
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