Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Green Mind posted:

been driving a truck for 25 days straight, no human contact outside of shippers being righteous dicks and ugly waitresses,

i have no home anymore

or friends

my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business

and I'm in hayward ca stuck at a warehouse

well at least you can still post

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Green Mind posted:

been driving a truck for 25 days straight, no human contact outside of shippers being righteous dicks and ugly waitresses,

i have no home anymore

or friends

my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business

and I'm in hayward ca stuck at a warehouse

clench

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~

Green Mind posted:

well today is the worst I've probably ever felt in my life so theres that

cheer up buddy

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Green Mind posted:

been driving a truck for 25 days straight, no human contact outside of shippers being righteous dicks and ugly waitresses,

i have no home anymore

or friends

my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business

and I'm in hayward ca stuck at a warehouse

Sounds bad gl goon

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

u should try astral projection sometime.imagine what u want dead then do this mind clench things thats hard to explain

uhhhh. how do i get back into my body i have to go to work in 20 mins

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Green Mind posted:

been driving a truck for 25 days straight, no human contact outside of shippers being righteous dicks and ugly waitresses,

i have no home anymore

or friends

my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business

and I'm in hayward ca stuck at a warehouse

did you gently caress any of the ugly waitresses

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

uhhhh. how do i get back into my body i have to go to work in 20 mins

clench down

Green Mind
Aug 5, 2007

Said it's ok...

circ dick soleil posted:

did you gently caress any of the ugly waitresses

i should

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~
now that's what i call a weed christmas

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
30 recommends rentboy.com.

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino

Orkin Mang posted:

i lucid dreamed a cathartic murder which cured me of my blues

same. it took place in a monstrous tower overlooking a moor. it was awesome.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i lucid dreamed a cathartic murder which cured me of my blues

This seems like a good idea who did you murder and how did you murder them and was it sexy?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I'm sure we have a sadbrains spreadsheet somewhere we can analyze

A MEGA EXPLODING
Oct 4, 2012

I may be an underachiever, but I do have a name!
*picks up GBS magazine, opnes to first page*

WHO IS THE SADDEST GOON?

*page is a reflective mirror*

*nods*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A MEGA EXPLODING posted:

*picks up GBS magazine, opnes to first page*

WHO IS THE SADDEST GOON?

*page is a reflective mirror*

*nods*

im good at nodding

A MEGA EXPLODING
Oct 4, 2012

I may be an underachiever, but I do have a name!

dad gay. so what posted:

im good at nodding

*nod*

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


Green Mind posted:

been driving a truck for 25 days straight, no human contact outside of shippers being righteous dicks and ugly waitresses,

i have no home anymore

or friends

my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business

and I'm in hayward ca stuck at a warehouse

yeah but you aint this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
haha, become cheerful comrades

I myself lost last potato and now dogs surround my car. They are trying to get in. I think they will eat me? Such is life

Rhizoids
Jul 4, 2009

by Ralp
Prob me when noone laughs @ my jokes like wtf

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
what's so sadbrains about that guy? He has a job and is making money while keeping his time occupied. Hes paid by the mile and can find women who he can pay by the hour. Get some road head above 60mph and he'll still wind up on top(not literally lol)

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I dunno Mr. Sadschmuck the Truck Cuck is really giving our usual gang of circus freaks and aspiring forums villains a run for their money

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Any sad lonely guys here I know this chick who will sort your head out

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Any sad lonely guys here I know this chick who will sort your head out



maryjane?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Green Mind posted:

been driving a truck for 25 days straight, no human contact outside of shippers being righteous dicks and ugly waitresses,

i have no home anymore

or friends

my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business

and I'm in hayward ca stuck at a warehouse
dad?

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Simstim posted:

maryjane?

No


Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Green Mind posted:

been driving a truck for 25 days straight, no human contact outside of shippers being righteous dicks and ugly waitresses,

i have no home anymore

or friends

my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business

and I'm in hayward ca stuck at a warehouse
At least things can only with great difficulty ever get worse?

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
i dont know or care whos sad but im pretty happy because i just got offered a promotion with a £2 an hour pay rise and then next friday im off to bum around europe for 3 whole weeks, boom-shakalaka!

p.s. in europe i will also be shacking up with an ex stripper that i used to have a thing with many years ago and shes a dirty cow

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Green Mind posted:

been driving a truck for 25 days straight, no human contact outside of shippers being righteous dicks and ugly waitresses,

i have no home anymore

or friends

my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business

and I'm in hayward ca stuck at a warehouse

Lol if you give your whore gf any of the money you're making

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

*duckfaces all the way to prison*

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Green Mind posted:

been driving a truck for 25 days straight, no human contact outside of shippers being righteous dicks and ugly waitresses,

i have no home anymore

or friends

my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business

and I'm in hayward ca stuck at a warehouse

You lost a lovely girlfriend and made some money. Could be worse.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


This is maximum goon right here. When your response to if you hosed some ugly chicks is just this.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Green Mind posted:



my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business



Nice cuck story. Hope your ex-gf's business is prospering

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Last year I was pretty sad. All better now. Thanks prescription drugs!

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Windows 98 posted:

Last year I was pretty sad. All better now. Thanks prescription drugs!

But 2015 Was Okay just doesn't have the same pizzaz

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Green Mind posted:

been driving a truck for 25 days straight, no human contact outside of shippers being righteous dicks and ugly waitresses,

i have no home anymore

or friends

my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business

and I'm in hayward ca stuck at a warehouse

Are you my older brother???!!!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
But OP, I am Fagliacci!

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Orkin Mang posted:

u should try astral projection sometime.imagine what u want dead then do this mind clench things thats hard to explain

my nigga, have you tried lsd?

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Green Mind posted:

been driving a truck for 25 days straight, no human contact outside of shippers being righteous dicks and ugly waitresses,

i have no home anymore

or friends

my girlfriend hosed some other dude while i was out making money to cover our expenses while she tried to start a business

and I'm in hayward ca stuck at a warehouse

did u think all the lonley trucker movies loving each other in the showers were just lying or something ??

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

CatelynIsAZombie posted:

did u think all the lonley trucker movies loving each other in the showers were just lying or something ??

i think that guy might be gay :ssh:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
so uh week 1 of being a pirate and apparently getting stranded on a small uncharted spit of land is still a thing, also so is getting shot in the leg and dying of gangrene, my gf changed her status on facebook and started flirting with guys again, this profession sucks

  • Locked thread