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 If a millennial "came of age" around the year 2000, as google suggests, then millenials are becoming 30 somethings about now, yes? Look at every rear end in a top hat you see wearing a denim shirt, wearing expensive basketball shoes, sporting a balding head-full of "artisan" pomade in 110 degree heat, and masturbating to fantasies of their very own "startup venture capital firm" while "swiping right". Millennials are now Contemporary Conformists. Source: http://carles.buzz/the-contemporary-conformist/ If you can get used to the loving insufferable writing, I think this guy has us all beat for identifying what's wrong with millennials.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:01
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Same. I have a feeling that is an actual screenshot from a game that was actually made. gently caress pressing "F". I'm a rebel. 
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Aug 26, 2015 03:02
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I wonder what happens if you don't press F?
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Same. I have a feeling that is an actual screenshot from a game that was actually made. gently caress pressing "F". I'm a rebel. My Q-Face posted:I wonder what happens if you don't press F? http://steamcommunity.com/app/209650/discussions/0/530649887214971409/
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 mind the walrus posted:Thank you for saying it better than I could. Besides isn't a millennial taking responsibility for their generation's flaws what you old shits wanted in the first place? I don't actually hate millennials or believe that their generation is any worse than any previous generation, my "Millennials loving Suck" thread OP is just quoting a 30 year old song about my generation. Though I do kinda despise this whole "Social Media means my lovely opinion matters even though grew up in a bubble and never did anything substantive and don't believe in compromise thing", with "activists" "creating" "hashtags" and poo poo, but even that is largely driven by the older media trying desperately to stay relevant.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:13
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Upper-middle class = being fat and dumpy while wearing dorky clothes that are as form-fitting as a sack. Got it.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:15
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My Q-Face posted:Though I do kinda despise this whole "Social Media means my lovely opinion matters even though grew up in a bubble and never did anything substantive and don't believe in compromise thing", with "activists" "creating" "hashtags" and poo poo, but even that is largely driven by the older media trying desperately to stay relevant. Really the most damning things you can say about Milennials are pretty functionally identical to the poo poo you can say about Baby Boomers. Gen X sucks in its own ways at it but at least they carved out their own sense of cultural identity through timing and sheer force of will.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:17
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Moridin920 posted:yeah my socialist marxist "dumb poo poo" called factual data I hate myself for taking time off school and taking so long to graduate college. I graduated HS in 2002 and should have gone to college and graduated in 2006. Instead I hosed around for 2 years and went part time until I finally got it together and in 2006 went back fulltime. I graduated in 2010. I'd be much better off financially if I had graduated 4 years earlier. e: on the other hand I did get hosed up a lot and laugh at poo poo with my friends and have zero responsibilities so that was fun. spacemang_spliff fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Aug 26, 2015 |
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Aug 26, 2015 03:19
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The_Franz posted:Upper-middle class = being fat and dumpy while wearing dorky clothes that are as form-fitting as a sack. Got it. Ur jelly of the hot Hispanic Chica
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Aug 26, 2015 03:23
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Toadstrieb posted:
i am approaching 30 and that is many of my peers unfortunately, yes not me though. i'll dress like an alienating weirdo for life! im not a cog in ur system dad
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Aug 26, 2015 03:25
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Toadstrieb posted:
mexican wife is now part of american dream too?
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Aug 26, 2015 03:26
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mind the walrus posted:Really the most damning things you can say about Milennials are pretty functionally identical to the poo poo you can say about Baby Boomers. Gen X sucks in its own ways at it but at least they carved out their own sense of cultural identity through timing and sheer force of will. The most damning thing I can say about Millennials is that almost all of their "unique" faults are pretty much the direct result of their Boomer parents. gently caress YOU, DAD!!!!
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Aug 26, 2015 03:27
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Looking forward to screwing up my kids in new and exciting ways
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Aug 26, 2015 03:32
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The Whole Internet posted:i am approaching 30 and that is many of my peers unfortunately, yes Uniforms are important that's what a psych teacher once said to me
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Aug 26, 2015 03:33
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mind the walrus posted:Hard to believe that this and a BMW didn't lay all the pussy he wanted at his feet. If you can't feel the tryhard-creepy radiating out of that gif, you're eventually going to get killed by a serial murderer.
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Aug 26, 2015 03:41
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5er posted:If you can't feel the tryhard-creepy radiating out of that gif, you're eventually going to
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Aug 26, 2015 04:05
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I was born in 1993. Am I a Millennial?
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Aug 26, 2015 04:20
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Violet_Sky posted:I was born in 1993. Am I a Millennial? Yeah and you're a little bitch too
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i got a participateion trophy every year when i played soccer every1 knew it was a loving joke lol kids arent retards theyre just ignorant lol srsly lol if u buy into 'participation trophy' = lazy & entitled what a loving meme milennial: here forums poster & noted old person & veteran My Q-Face heres an award  forums poster & noted old person & veteran My Q-Face: whats it for? milnnial: nothign forums poster & noted old person ^ veteran my Qface: what the gently caress millennial: lol yeah milleanail: u suck but ur posts arent lovely evnough to deserve a real medal. this is the award legednary forum shitposter dad gay so what got  rhizoids: feel entitled yet bitch?
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Aug 26, 2015 04:37
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obviously staged missing a fat chick and an asian/indian chick.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:40
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Aug 26, 2015 04:43
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Aug 26, 2015 04:53
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Frog Act posted:
Ugg typical millennial scum god i hate them
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Aug 26, 2015 04:53
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I will wear it with pride!
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Aug 26, 2015 04:54
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:Ugg typical millennial scum god i hate them back in our day we had to commit war crimes using rusty shovels.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:54
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Frog Act posted:
im the random black guy hand.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:55
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I'm starting to think the somethingawful.com forums are not full of cool young people but instead angry old nerds
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Aug 26, 2015 05:06
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Millennials are less into frat culture, which makes it less likely women will be raped, but also less likely gay dudes will get their dicks sucked by a whole house so I'm torn
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Aug 26, 2015 05:07
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they take alot of pictures of fancy salads. they say thing likes 'r u hot to frot' to strangers and if theyre milenails too they tend to say 'im super down for that'
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Aug 26, 2015 05:09
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PromethiumX posted:its really and truly sad that Hillary Clinton is the most bangable person in that whole photo. I thought Hilary was significantly younger than sanders but turns out he's only like 5 years older to her 67
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Aug 26, 2015 05:31
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Orkin Mang posted:they take alot of pictures of fancy salads. they say thing likes 'r u hot to frot' to strangers and if theyre milenails too they tend to say 'im super down for that' I've done a bit of a look up and this checks out
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Aug 26, 2015 05:36
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Moridin920 posted:meanwhile other countries subsidize higher education to the point that it is basically free so as to remain competitive in a rapidly globalizing market place Military service to fund education definitely has some negative cultural / economic implications but the skills, work ethic and maturity gained are almost as valuable as a good co-op year which you only see in top-level STEM programs. That, and everyone I've ever seen at a rally demanding free tuition wouldn't last ten minutes in basic or a math class.
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Aug 26, 2015 05:39
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Toadstrieb posted:
i see myself in about half of this and loathe the other. ah well gently caress it im a gay human being millennial
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Aug 26, 2015 05:41
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there's not much you can say positive about a generation that had Steve Jobs as its jesus
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Aug 26, 2015 05:44
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Orkin Mang posted:they take alot of pictures of fancy salads. they say thing likes 'r u hot to frot' to strangers and if theyre milenails too they tend to say 'im super down for that' I heard someone was offering a frot session in here??
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Aug 26, 2015 05:45
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Pudding Huxtable posted:frottage cheese this is a bit of cleanup slang they use. its pretty gross.
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