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Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Its only gay if it involves underage men. Anything over 18 not really gay by my understanding

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macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:

Gilganixon posted:

putting whatever this is to one side, gay porn isn't gay as long as it's framed as a bunch of bros getting their gently caress on and having a chill and good time, even if it's called gay porn and is marketed exclusively to gay people

i see u watched that "broke straight boys" show on hbo

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

TEAYCHES posted:

lol i wonder what kind of gay porn a straight dude ends up finding when he just starts typing in "gay porn" in search engines

gotta have someone show you the GOOD poo poo, bro

lol if you don't search twink creampie right out the gate

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


i love me a good firm cock in my mouth/rear end in a top hat but gay porn dont do it for me

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

study showed people who were the most homophobic found gay porn the most exciting.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

lol if you don't search twink creampie right out the gate

I think you have to mix bondage or BDSM in there too to get the good stuff.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Xenocides posted:

I think you have to mix bondage or BDSM in there too to get the good stuff.

if a straight man can't crank his hog to cameron lane without gadgets and fake dungeon set backdrops, what is this world coming to

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
"the sign of a complex and highly intelligent mind is that it can cum to both dudes and girls"
- Parmenides of Elea

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
try licking a guy booty hole op then youll know fer sure

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)

Zzulu posted:

"the sign of a complex and highly intelligent mind is that it can cum to both dudes and girls"
- Parmenides of Elea

Doesn't count, he's Greek.

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
It's possible OP that actually being gay makes you like gay porn, scientists are working hard on this so no need to freak out

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting
So does gayness correlate with how hot the weather is, or is it an inverse correlation with amount of clothing?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Enjoy your aids, dumb rear end.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
does liking straight porn make one straight?

The answer might surprise you

Mirrors
Oct 25, 2007
Only once you've sucked three dicks. First one is a gimmie, since you need to suck a dick to know if its good or not, the second is also fine since maybe the first was worse or better than usual, but suck a third and you're obviously doing it because you enjoy it.

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Zzulu posted:

"the sign of a complex and highly intelligent mind is that it can cum to both dudes and girls"
- Parmenides of Elea

idk if that quote is real but it should be

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
Porn gay. So what

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
Straight porn is like a keg of bud light, gay porn is like a 16 year Laphroaig. Both are good, depending on the mood you're in.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I've never seen a gay porn are they cool?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
as long as its interrcial ur good and stil hetero

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


gently caress da Mods posted:

as long as its interrcial ur good and stil hetero

Do the whites have to top to make it okay?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
noooo opposite whites on bottom for sure

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
not if you're a chick

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Mirrors posted:

Only once you've sucked three dicks. First one is a gimmie, since you need to suck a dick to know if its good or not, the second is also fine since maybe the first was worse or better than usual, but suck a third and you're obviously doing it because you enjoy it.

A friend of mine has a similar rule for actors - anyone can be in a great movie once, twice if they are acting for long enough but three? Something's going on talent-wise.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

captainoblivious posted:

It's only gay if you fall in love.

Hahha

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Only straight guys are aloud to wear clothes, I guess!

The gayer you are the less clothes you have.

ED: I do like how the straight guy has a "What the gently caress?" look drawn in and the guy next to him just looks mad

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Aug 27, 2015

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Blazing Ownager posted:

Only straight guys are aloud to wear clothes, I guess!

The gayer you are the less clothes you have.

im gay and can confirm this is true

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Blazing Ownager posted:

Only straight guys are aloud to wear clothes, I guess!

The gayer you are the less clothes you have.

ED: I do like how the straight guy has a "What the gently caress?" look drawn in

Hot Homos

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Blazing Ownager posted:

Only straight guys are aloud to wear clothes, I guess!

The gayer you are the less clothes you have.

ED: I do like how the straight guy has a "What the gently caress?" look drawn in and the guy next to him just looks mad

the look is a mixture of disgust and jealousy

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Mirrors posted:

Only once you've sucked three dicks. First one is a gimmie, since you need to suck a dick to know if its good or not, the second is also fine since maybe the first was worse or better than usual, but suck a third and you're obviously doing it because you enjoy it.

Sometimes you just gotta give a tiebreaking beej tho, no homo (maybe)

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Kuato posted:

was browsing the tube sites and accidentally came across some gay pornography and got pretty turned on by it (ok I'm lying, got extremely turned on by it!!!), now I'm only watching gay porn.

my question to the community is does this make me gay? seems like if I don't do anything physically with anyone I'm not gay (otoh i don't get with women either so my straight status is somewhat dubious as well)

the homosexual identity is purely an illusory construct so basically it doesn't matter, it's whenever you decide or whatever you believe

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
its only gay if its hot

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

Does watching girl on girl make you gay?

Girl on girl porn is for men who don't want to see other men naked. It's for the straightest of straight men.

Edit: and lesbians I guess. Although they seem to have a weird thing for gay male porn for some reason.

Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Aug 27, 2015

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Neptr posted:

Straight porn is like a keg of bud light, gay porn is like a 16 year Laphroaig. Both are good, depending on the mood you're in.

You like 16 year olds

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Oscar Wild posted:

You like 16 year olds

hosed up if true

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I found some weird videos where women call you a human being and try to make you suck dicks, so weird. I still jerked off.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



RaceBannon posted:

I found some weird videos where women call you a human being and try to make you suck dicks, so weird. I still jerked off.

I think you just got cucked by a video, dude :confused:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

RaceBannon posted:

I found some weird videos where women call you a human being and try to make you suck dicks, so weird. I still jerked off.

What's so weird about that? This is supposed to be a place safe from kinkshaming

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

macky2dope posted:

i'm a girl who mostly bangs girls but gay (m/m) porn is my favorite.. i'm also a feminist so maybe it's something about seeing a big buff dude getting totally balled lol


probably my favorite SA post ever

post a link, bitch

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

macky2dope posted:

i'm a girl who mostly bangs girls but gay (m/m) porn is my favorite.. i'm also a feminist so maybe it's something about seeing a big buff dude getting totally balled lol

extremely my poo poo

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