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About a week ago I managed to nod off  while cooking a pot of beans and the fucker caught fire while it was on the stove! Oh man! The stench was so pungent that the neighbors called the firefighters and it was them who woke me up, dude your dinners on fire.What's even worse, around the same time I made a huge pot of chicken soup. After deboning the raw meat I put a good chunk of my chicken carcass into the trash because I hate cooking the soup with skin and bones (fishing them out later is a pain), but I forgot about the chicken in the trash and the stuff went bad. As in, reeeeaaaallly rotten bad.  TBH I had no idea about my secret roadkill in the bin until yesterday when I went out to dumpster dive and was greeted by a wafting wall of stink upon returning. I tossed the maggot ridden fucker, scrubbed the trashcan and the floor but I can't get the smell of death out of my apartment. In the morning imma douse the whole kitchen in chlorine bleach and maybe put an urinal cake in the oven, as I'm outta ideas at this point. Tl;dr, kitchen smells like roadkill on fire, send help.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:07
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GAY 4 ORGANS 
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burn down the rest of the house and collect the insurance for a new kitchen
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Aug 26, 2015 04:11
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when i was a kid i made a quesadilla only instead of putting 45 seconds i must've put 45 minutes or something because i walked away and forgot about it until the plate inside shattered and made a loud noise and my first thought was "my quesadilla is ready" the kitchen stank for a long time after that
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Aug 26, 2015 04:21
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:when i was a kid i made a quesadilla only instead of putting 45 seconds i must've put 45 minutes or something because i walked away and forgot about it until the plate inside shattered and made a loud noise and my first thought was "my quesadilla is ready"
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Aug 26, 2015 04:23
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:when i was a kid i made a quesadilla only instead of putting 45 seconds i must've put 45 minutes or something because i walked away and forgot about it until the plate inside shattered and made a loud noise and my first thought was "my quesadilla is ready" the granola bar just got really hard and hot but the candy cane actually melted and burnt afaik the post-it notes were fine though
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Aug 26, 2015 04:23
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symbolic posted:when i was a kid i watched a shitton of Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This, so naturally i microwaved a bunch of poo poo i shouldn't have wait, there was actually a show about microwaving dumb poo poo? youtube, here i come.
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Aug 26, 2015 04:27
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Serious Frolicking posted:wait, there was actually a show about microwaving dumb poo poo? youtube, here i come. watch the airbag, the first spray paint, the lava lamp, and pickachu doll episodes especially
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Aug 26, 2015 04:30
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Check your potatoes
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Aug 26, 2015 05:01
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get another apartment
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Aug 26, 2015 05:05
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amityville anus posted:Check your potatoes Unless they're in a sealed cellar then don't cause you'll die
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Aug 26, 2015 05:07
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I have a knife sharpener if you need one.
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Aug 26, 2015 05:42
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what kind of moron doesn't use the bones in the soup for flavor and to have stock instead of vaguely chickeny water? probably the kind who has to have the fire department called because they fell asleep cooking a pot of beans
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Aug 26, 2015 05:51
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OP is actually a serial killer looking for advice to cover up the smell of the bodies, DON'T HELP HIM!
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Aug 26, 2015 06:34
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ashgromnies posted:what kind of moron doesn't use the bones in the soup for flavor and to have stock instead of vaguely chickeny water? This. Who the gently caress makes chicken soup without the bones?
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Aug 26, 2015 15:01
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That's what you get for trying to cook instead of living off of ready made meals and fast food, you loving scrub
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Aug 26, 2015 15:17
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Douse the whole place in Febreeze. It worked in the commercial, and as we know, everything seen on TV is truth.
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Aug 26, 2015 15:57
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op takes the bones out of his chicken before making chicken soup. lol
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Aug 26, 2015 15:58
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I had some uncooked chicken going bad and I hate my neighbors so I threw it in the garbage outside on Friday. Then the dog got sick so it got covered in really stinky dog diarreah. Today is garbage day and I can't get within 10 feet of the drat thing without gagging. I hate my neighbors. 
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Aug 26, 2015 15:59
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clean your house and open your windows.
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Aug 26, 2015 16:00
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You're a Sweaty Fatbeard, this stuff is gonna happen. Man up sweaty fatman.
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