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I usually get a venti French taint steamer extra froth caramel macchiato
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I'd rather drink my own urine than a beverage from Starbucks.
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Aug 26, 2015 16:33
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young, dumb, and pumped full of cum
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Aug 26, 2015 16:34
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venti white chocolate mocha extra whipped cream
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Aug 26, 2015 16:34
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unsweetened iced coffee
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Aug 26, 2015 16:35
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I like to grab a packet of 100% gluten snap crisps from Hoombauer & sons & brothers where they sunbake the concentrated gluten they take out of all their other products
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Aug 26, 2015 16:35
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Hi can I have... whatever you guys have that is closest to normal coffee?
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Aug 26, 2015 17:17
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Actually maybe I'll just go next door, thanks anyway.
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Aug 26, 2015 17:17
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WHAT THE gently caress IS A COFFEE KOOLAADDAAHH
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Aug 26, 2015 17:22
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Whats the deal with these sizes? "Venti" LOL wtf
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Aug 26, 2015 17:24
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iced and black is the most tolerable way to drink it really minimizes the horrid charcoal aftertaste
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Aug 26, 2015 17:24
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Calibanibal posted:iced and black is the most tolerable way to drink it really minimizes the horrid charcoal aftertaste but enough about the dead newspeople
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Aug 26, 2015 17:24
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*orders "just a regular coffee", aggressively dismisses any follow up questions*
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Aug 26, 2015 17:25
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venti dark roast it's like $1.50 and doesn't taste like a sugar fairy jizzed in my mouth
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Aug 26, 2015 17:26
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Jerry Seinfeld: What's the deal with all the w*p sizes at Starbucks
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Aug 26, 2015 17:26
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grande vanilla latte, reaped
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Aug 26, 2015 17:27
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i ask for a large coffee, the barista can tell that I'm getting ready to put up a big fuss about their god drat k**e rear end sizes so they just silently convert it to starbucks-lingo
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Aug 26, 2015 17:27
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y'knowhat nevermind i'm just going to take this free card that i can redeem on itunes for some of mine, and your, favourite jason mraz songs lol thanks don't know how this business models works u guys must be circling the shitter!
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Aug 26, 2015 17:28
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The large white chocolate mocha with an extra shot of espresso and skim milk Edit: I don't go there often enough to remember their dumb size names so I just use conventional poo poo.
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Aug 26, 2015 17:32
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*pretends to thoughfully read menu* *orders a "small coffee"*
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Aug 26, 2015 17:35
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Double short cappuccino
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Aug 26, 2015 17:37
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strawberry frap with chocolate
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Aug 26, 2015 17:38
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one coffee please
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Aug 26, 2015 17:39
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I don't go to starbucks but my coffee order is Black Americano no sugar [no milk] If its my first of the day I have an extra espresso shot
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Aug 26, 2015 17:41
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i get a venti iced chai with coconut milk and im charged adifferent amount every time
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Aug 26, 2015 17:41
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Medium skimmed latte please
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Aug 26, 2015 17:42
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"Where is the nearest Denny's?"
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Aug 26, 2015 17:42
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Fluo posted:I don't go to starbucks but my coffee order is dude you can't buy black americans anymore this is 2015
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Aug 26, 2015 17:43
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I'd like my coffee how I like my women, please.
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Aug 26, 2015 17:59
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I'd like my coffee how I like my women, please. imported from Kenya?
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Aug 26, 2015 18:14
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Can I just get a water please? Thanks.
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Aug 26, 2015 18:15
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Protocol7 posted:dude you can't buy black americans anymore this is 2015 lol
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Aug 26, 2015 18:21
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Fluo posted:I don't go to starbucks but my coffee order is its not to late to escape drug dependency
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Aug 26, 2015 18:22
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- hi
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I still dont know the poo poo sizes they use at starbucks so I just order a large coffee and when the little bitch behind the counter gives me any poo poo I storm out in a huff and post a negative yelp review
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Aug 26, 2015 18:23
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Ehud posted:imported from Kenya? HIV doesn't live long in coffee tho 
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Aug 26, 2015 18:24
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az posted:I still dont know the poo poo sizes they use at starbucks so I just order a large coffee Do the same thing every time I visit this dungeon of pretentious bullshit.
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Aug 26, 2015 18:25
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Toadstrieb posted:Do the same thing every time I visit this dungeon of pretentious bullshit. srsly why did they make up their own sizes did some marketing genius think that if somebody orders a small coffee and the server confuses them with made up words enough theyll just say FINE whatever give me a large one here is your ten dollars usd
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Aug 26, 2015 18:29
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I get a drip in a larger cup so that I can drown it in cream.
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Aug 26, 2015 18:30
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trenta smores frap with extra syrup and 10 pumps sweetner
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Aug 26, 2015 18:38
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az posted:srsly why did they make up their own sizes They're European words though. 
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