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JimmyJARS easily claims the first post on the second page. I also enjoy a trenta mocha frap with 5 extra pumps of mocha and 15 pumps sweetener.
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Goons in this thread pretending they haven't internalized the branding of a multi-billion dollar corporation. Lol
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Aug 26, 2015 18:40
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Small coffee, lighter roast please
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Aug 26, 2015 18:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQdP_NC4EtY
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Aug 26, 2015 18:44
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I'll have a large regular coffee please Yes, some room for creamer Thanks 
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Aug 28, 2015 18:16
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I'll have a half-caf grande caramellogram light foam butter on one side coffiola w/ vitamin b infusion steam frothed but with just a quarter inch of head lightly stirred no ice hand ground free trade ten lumps of sugar yes please also whipped cream on the bottom and on top so it's like a coffee sandwich then I want you to pour it all down my pants to punish my balls.
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Aug 28, 2015 18:26
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Thump! posted:I'll have a large regular coffee please This, usually. Sometimes I get that green tea frappe thing because I'm a horrible fatty.
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Aug 28, 2015 19:16
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cramel mack
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Oct 17, 2015 08:32
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If it's hot out and I'm getting it to go (which I typically do) I will get double espresso; sometimes over ice. If it's cold or I am staying in I typically get a small coffee. If I am getting a free reward I usually go as dessert and get some overly sweet monstrosity and add a shot of espresso to make it more tolerable.
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Oct 17, 2015 08:51
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MOCK-E-OTTO
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Oct 17, 2015 09:10
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The one time I went to Starbucks I asked for a green tea and they gave it to me chilled. I'm like wtf really
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Oct 17, 2015 12:55
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I'm just here to use the bathroom
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Oct 17, 2015 19:39
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I always ask for a medium black coffee and they look at me dumb founded because I dont know all the fancy lovely words they use for the size or the 200 types of coffee beans and milk I can have. I just want a loving medium black coffee.
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Oct 17, 2015 19:44
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triple tall americano, op
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Oct 17, 2015 19:44
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spud posted:I always ask for a medium black coffee and they look at me dumb founded because I dont know all the fancy lovely words they use for the size or the 200 types of coffee beans and milk I can have. medium black cofffee if they say grande i correct them until they say "medium black coffee" im that guy dont gently caress with my Medium Black Cofeee
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Oct 17, 2015 20:16
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Oct 17, 2015 20:19
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A venti coffee frappuccino with double the frap roast and a bunch of vanilla syrup. Don't care who knows it.
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Oct 17, 2015 20:21
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Nigmaetcetera posted:A venti coffee frappuccino with double the frap roast and a bunch of vanilla syrup. Don't care who knows it. i recommend a cup of concrete in the morning so you can harden the gently caress up
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Oct 17, 2015 20:23
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numberoneposter posted:if you legit order something like that you are probably mentally ill I can only get it like once every six months because it makes me hate sugar and coffee for that long.
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Oct 17, 2015 20:24
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a bbw
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Oct 17, 2015 20:24
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i like my coffeee like i like my women full of cum
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Oct 17, 2015 20:25
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Grande vanilla bean frappucino w/ 10 pumps of mint. And a liter of horse semen.
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Oct 17, 2015 20:34
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i like my cofe like i like my women with a nice firm dick to grab onto
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Oct 17, 2015 20:36
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So I swagger up to the counter and order a latte. I then ask the clerk to give me a number between 1 and 10. What number they say is the number of extra espresso shots that they will put in the coffee. I then swagger out to ejaculate huge loads in caffeine ecstasy.
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Oct 17, 2015 20:40
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Tall drip with two precums and a sugar
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Oct 17, 2015 20:48
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Decaf Java chip frap
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Oct 17, 2015 20:49
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Pike roast. Bring my own cup and get that $0.05 discount. Blow on the coffee until it is cold.
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Oct 17, 2015 20:52
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Does America have Tim Horton's yet? Because you just say "medium double double" and now you've ordered something without using a noun.
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Oct 17, 2015 20:54
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LegoPirateNinja posted:Decaf Java chip frap if this real holy poo poo
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Oct 17, 2015 20:55
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Venti Iced Americano with milk and one raw sugar Extra cum
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Oct 17, 2015 22:06
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i dont drink starbucks or coffee in general, sorry op, though the thread seems to be going pretty well so good work!
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Oct 17, 2015 22:08
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Grande chai with soy, please. My name? My name is "DICK"
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Oct 17, 2015 22:10
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i thought this was a battlestar galactica thread and was about to order starbuck to tell me what she hears
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Oct 17, 2015 22:13
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tall drip with room
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Oct 17, 2015 22:18
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water with some ice cubes...
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Oct 17, 2015 22:35
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i just had a salted caramel mocha a tasty sludge
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Oct 17, 2015 22:49
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The Merkinman posted:I'm just here to use the bathroom I'm the bathroom, open for businesses.
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Oct 17, 2015 23:43
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Macnult posted:My name? My name is "DICK" I always say 'My name is Farquad Thesarrian Lebwitzh the third', but just call me Farquad'. Then I sue the poo poo out of them for signing it as it looks like Fuckwad.
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Oct 17, 2015 23:47
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This five dollar 100ml bottle of juice, thanks.
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Vanilla Bean Frap, tall.
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