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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
im employed

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SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Teflon Don posted:

NDSM is a campaign medal. Everyone who served since 2001 has it. Including you.

Documentation: As listed above, if section 13 of the DD-214 lists the Armed Forces Service Medal then the veteran is considered protected. This is the only service medal medal that meets the requirement (the National Defense Service Medal and Global War on Terror Service Medal do not count).

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Philthy posted:

Unemployment sucks. They make you attend mandatory Re-employment sessions where you get to sit with 60 other unemployed people and listen to this dude say it's going to be okay, and if you want to get hired dont use an email address that says dickcum52@yahoo.com. Then he goes on to explain that companies cannot discriminate against age, race, etc. 40 loving hands go up and are waving in the air asking if they can sue for lots of money if they really ask how old you are, etc.

It's so loving sad. It's all white people, too. Like one minority dude sitting in the back thinking "Holy poo poo this is a lot of unemployed white people!".

It's loving boring sitting around watching what used to be your hobbies become the most hated thing ever.

heh, yeah it's because all black people are happily employed/seeking work by yankin those boot straps

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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SPACE HOMOS posted:

Documentation: As listed above, if section 13 of the DD-214 lists the Armed Forces Service Medal then the veteran is considered protected. This is the only service medal medal that meets the requirement (the National Defense Service Medal and Global War on Terror Service Medal do not count).

Gay rear end bullshit where did you pull this from? Also pretty sure that only applies to federal jobs?

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Teflon Don posted:

Gay rear end bullshit where did you pull this from?

http://orderstonowhere.com/tag/protected-veteran/

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Yeah just as I suspected, the private sector doesn't have to abide by those rules if they aren't doing government contracts.
Being a vet is the bedrock of your background that should establish your credibility and trustworthiness, but it shouldn't be your main set of job skills/qualifications.

Woof Blitzer fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Aug 26, 2015

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Hey everyone, I'm employed but almost gave my notice last week. This week it looks like I'm getting promoted but we were supposed to have that meeting today and it didn't happen. Instead I'm supposed to meet my boss next Tuesday at 4:20. Does this mean he's going to smoke me out and then "negotiate" my salary?

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i got laid off 18 months ago and am essentially unemployable at this point, even with a decade of professional non-retail experience. gently caress me and kill me

or kill me and gently caress me.

Why are you unemployable? Do you have a raging public hygiene/drug/masturbation problem?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
How unpleasant is being homeless really? Any goons that can weigh in? I bet it depends on the location.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

a dog from hell posted:

How unpleasant is being homeless really? Any goons that can weigh in? I bet it depends on the location.

It's awesome and you should do it

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
I make a six figure income but on weekends I sneak around busting out car windows and tagging houses so the property values stay low

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

SpaceAceJase posted:

I make a six figure income but on weekends I sneak around busting out car windows and tagging houses so the property values stay low

You score anything good? My buddy came back with a bottle full of adderall one night. He didn't bust out the windows, he'd just swipe stuff when people left them down.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i got fired a couple of weeks ago and it sucks lmao

i make up for it by being drunk a lot.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i could have a job tomorrow if i wanted to be a line cook though, so i guess im just a picky rear end in a top hat. being a cook is the most unrewarding existence imaginable though, if you're in culinary school and don't think about food 24/7, drop out.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Trollologist posted:

Why are you unemployable? Do you have a raging public hygiene/drug/masturbation problem?

changing job market has made my experience in a very niche experience worthless to most other industries. no joke - i once managed a department of 450 people. 6 months ago i was told by a manager at starbucks that i lacked the experience for a shift lead position and could start at minimum wage instead.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Decebal posted:

Look into becoming a famous fantasy fiction writer

I should aim low. Write some John Galt Goes to Mars type poo poo so I can win a Promethius award and call myself an award winning author.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Tuxedo Gin posted:

changing job market has made my experience in a very niche experience worthless to most other industries. no joke - i once managed a department of 450 people. 6 months ago i was told by a manager at starbucks that i lacked the experience for a shift lead position and could start at minimum wage instead.

Recently laid off (woo software developers don't need no unions).

This is pretty much what I fear happening.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I think I've been unemployed for about 1.5 years now? Its getting to the point where I am considering either being a stand up or writing terrible fiction for a career.

naem
May 29, 2011

I was laid off and it took all six months of unemployment to fully restart my life and it took a long time to get over emotionally

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have a job and i hate it, so grass is greener you know???

Trollologist
Mar 3, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Tuxedo Gin posted:

changing job market has made my experience in a very niche experience worthless to most other industries. no joke - i once managed a department of 450 people. 6 months ago i was told by a manager at starbucks that i lacked the experience for a shift lead position and could start at minimum wage instead.

Just lie on your résumé. If a résumé full of lies is good enough for MIT and the CEO of Yahoo, by God, it's good enough for a Starbucks shift lead.


I will totally be a fake reference for you. No joke.

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
I was laid off from my first real job after only 8 weeks. This was in April 2003. I spent most of 2003 looking for a new job, without any success. Meanwhile, I was starting to live at night, getting out of bed at noon, that sort of thing. In December 2003 I developed depression and acute insomnia which made things even worse. I was on quite heavy sleeping medication for a while. In January 2004, due to my father pulling some strings here and there, I got a temp job at a government agency. This helped bring some structure into my life. Since then, I have never been unemployed, and I have switched jobs about 5 times.

What I am trying to say is: To all the goons who are looking forward to being unemployed for an extended period of time without any money to spend, its not as fun as you might be thinking.

Bokito fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Aug 27, 2015

NObodiesGeek
Jun 14, 2003
I'm not shy, I just hate you.
To the vet in this thread, if you're status as one isn't getting you a job then you're applying in the wrong places.
To everyone, what state do you all live in? I live in Cali and have never been off more than a few months in between jobs. Is the problem not finding work or not finding work that's going to pay enough to support what you have going on as far as housing and all that?

Edit: For those in Cali looking for work PM me. I can't get you a job but I may be able to help point you in a very good direction.

NObodiesGeek fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Aug 27, 2015

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

NObodiesGeek posted:

To the vet in this thread, if you're status as one isn't getting you a job then you're applying in the wrong places.
To everyone, what state do you all live in? I live in Cali and have never been off more than a few months in between jobs. Is the problem not finding work or not finding work that's going to pay enough to support what you have going on as far as housing and all that?

both for me. i live on San Jose, unemployed 18 months. at first i said "well i'll take anything 25/hr or better" (massive paycut from what i was making before i was laid off, but that was the minimum i needed to pay rent and student loans and other expenses), then i was like "okay i'll just take whatever" and can't even get a 12-15/hr job. once you're out of work awhile it gets really loving hard.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I'm unemployed but I'm going to write my novel soon and then everything will be fine

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I jacked off for 18 months after college and I'm starting a job in september.

Not a bad experience but I wouldn't do it again. Being in a socialist hell helps a lot too, I'd be dead in 3 months in the US.

I kept exercising, cooking healthy and wasting money here and there for social purposes.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
I could work if I wanted but instead I live off my girlfriend and purple heart money, it owns

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
You can totally not work if you can afford it and aren't an empty shell of a person with no friends or ability to get interested in things.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

unpacked robinhood posted:

You can totally not work if you can afford it and aren't an empty shell of a person with no friends or ability to get interested in things.

lmao if your identity is so tied up in your job that you get depressed when you quit

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May 27, 2004



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Gilganixon posted:

lmao if your identity is so tied up in your job that you get depressed when you quit

I have always been "fyodor the one eyed blacksmith." That is what people call me. "fyodor the call center representative" would gut me. :(

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i got laid off 18 months ago and am essentially unemployable at this point, even with a decade of professional non-retail experience. gently caress me and kill me

or kill me and gently caress me.

Serious question why does being unemployed for 18 months make you unemployable

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

fyodor posted:

I have always been "fyodor the one eyed blacksmith." That is what people call me. "fyodor the call center representative" would gut me. :(

if you're in business for yourself that's fine but if you're on a wage then I don't know what to tell you

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

SHISHKABOB posted:

Serious question why does being unemployed for 18 months make you unemployable

I know a lot of places aren't likely to hire you if you haven't been working for a while. It generally means you are only looking to get this job because you are desperate. I wouldn't say unemployable though, but it is a lot harder to get a job than if you were already working.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Gilganixon posted:

lmao if your identity is so tied up in your job that you get depressed when you quit

Lots of people are like this though, unemployment is supposed to be this shameful state where you're suffering because you're useless to society and your friends stop talking to you for some reason.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
gently caress that, if I'd like to take a month off from working after leaving (and can afford it just fine), I should be able to without feeling like an illegal alien when asked about the gap.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
I work for a university and I think my group is going to get rolled up into another one in some sort of consolidation. I think I'll be fine, but I kinda get this distinct feeling my managers and director are fighting for their jobs currently. If they all get shitcanned and us grunts don't it's gonna be weird.

PandaCookies
Mar 19, 2009

Delicious endangered confection!
I have a job but I am getting to the point where I hate it. I wish I could take advantage of government benefits. But I don't have the conscious to do it.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

numberoneposter posted:

i have a job and i hate it, so grass is greener you know???

Welp.



Also re: employment history, its one of the first things I see people looking at when you are out looking for jobs. If you haven't been in a spot for like 2 years they don't really like that.

I've been looking for jobs for a while now. I have about 5 years in my industry, mostly in sales though, am a disabled Iraqi veteran, a minority, and pretty good at my job.

I'm being told I don't have enough experience or the skillset they are looking for, despite being pretty well qualified for a lot of the stuff, and I'm not even getting interviews.

Just lol at this job market.

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe
Being unemployed sucks, society makes you feel worthless and you have to watch your savings dwindle away month after month of job hunting.

Being employed sucks too, your employers will work you like a dog with no expectation of a raise and constantly remind you that you're just another replaceable cog.

Sometimes I have the nagging feeling I would be happier as a primitive hunter-gatherer, doing things that actually matter and are directly correlated to my survival, instead of being a glorified slave generating vast amounts of wealth for people I will never meet.

I feel pretty hopeless these days.

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i make $11,500 a year as a TA for an american history professor but they pay my tuition too

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