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Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax
Like.. durr, I'm going to touch your vagina with my penis, haha, I'm going to cum inside you and make a baby, and raise it lmao. big deal.. It sound weird.. and boring.

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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

thanks op now i want to make some babies God bless you

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
It helps you get to sleep faster.

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

it feels good and is fun, op

hth

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
try landing this move, n00b

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
it's the zero sum games you play before that are fun

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I like cum-blasting bitches in all 4 of their gently caress holes.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
It validates you as not a repulsive monster that disgusts the entirety of the rest of humanity.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Lotophage posted:

Like.. durr, I'm going to touch your vagina with my penis, haha, I'm going to cum inside you and make a baby, and raise it lmao. big deal.. It sound weird.. and boring.

You need to get that low T level checked out, homie

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
It's a lot of fun to cum and to make your partner cum.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lol if you have sex other than for reproduction

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

VendaGoat posted:

It's a lot of fun to cum and to make your partner cum.

i can only confirm that the first half of this is true

Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

It's a lot of fun to cum and to make your partner cum.

ive done those things and theyre actually really boring

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lotophage posted:

ive done those things and theyre actually really boring

You're cumming wrong

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
sex is for sinners

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
You're just not doing anything exciting.

Get the guy to choke you a bit while he fills your rear end with dick. If possible though the hands around your neck, yell "shazam" when he cums.

Believe me, this makes all the difference in the world.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Lotophage posted:

Like.. durr, I'm going to touch your vagina with my penis, haha, I'm going to cum inside you and make a baby, and raise it lmao. big deal.. It sound weird.. and boring.

I see you have achieved the second stage of Enlightenment (Sakadagami) OP. Continue diligently on this path and you'll be an arahant in no time !

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

proof of concept posted:

try landing this move, n00b


awwh ell yeah interracial

WAS THAT A WATERMELLON I SAW ON THE DRAWERS?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Seems real overrated to me, now watching others have sex, particularly someone you love and are intimate with, that's where it's at. It's like a live action porno.

Mirrors
Oct 25, 2007
lol if you have sex with people who have vaginas, those are gross and stupid.

LLeGGo
Nov 6, 2005

No relation. Your mouth foams. We dance.
You sound like someone who is not worth giving the sex to.

I hope you no longer get the sex.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Vaginas are icky and gross but p cool and good

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Lotophage posted:

Like.. durr, I'm going to touch your vagina with my penis, haha, I'm going to cum inside you and make a baby, and raise it lmao. big deal.. It sound weird.. and boring.

well one time i did it and you were born so...


u really made me think op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jackyl posted:

well one time i did it and you were born so...


u really made me think op

How many posters have you fathered?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

VendaGoat posted:

How many posters have you fathered?

enough to make lowtax retired

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



sex is alright but it's p rough when she wont' let u cum in ur own eye imo

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



the best sex ends w me busting hot ropes straight up into my eyes while she watches and then i look up at her and i don't shed a single tear even thoguh I got the manspirit glooping hot streams down my eyes i don't blink i don't cry and then she knows what a real man is

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Cum in her eye first

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
hiya, jon pop

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Lotophage posted:

Like.. durr, I'm going to touch your vagina with my penis, haha, I'm going to cum inside you and make a baby, and raise it lmao. big deal.. It sound weird.. and boring.

this is a dramatisation of op transcending his base desires --> :greenangel:

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Mad Monk posted:

It helps you get to sleep faster.

Pretty much this.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:gizz:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

H.H posted:

hiya, jon pop

I thought Jon pop was in Virginia

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
stupid caveman rutting nonsense. i am above it. i dont even own a television.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

social vegan posted:

the best sex ends w me busting hot ropes straight up into my eyes while she watches and then i look up at her and i don't shed a single tear even thoguh I got the manspirit glooping hot streams down my eyes i don't blink i don't cry and then she knows what a real man is

ya

Setset
Apr 14, 2012
Grimey Drawer
like almost everyone on the planet has a sex. i guess the line is blurry with komodo dragons but who cares

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Lotophage posted:

Like.. durr, I'm going to touch your vagina with my penis, haha, I'm going to cum inside you and make a baby, and raise it lmao. big deal.. It sound weird.. and boring.

Clearly you've never seen SkeetFighter.swf

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Clearly you've never seen SkeetFighter.swf

doom was a strange game but has even stranger fans

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
making a baby is actually really fun, op.

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Lotophage
Apr 26, 2015

by Lowtax

Ninkobei posted:

like almost everyone on the planet has a sex. i guess the line is blurry with komodo dragons but who cares

Everyone dies too are you saying you want to die? lol. Idiot...

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