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why does he do this?
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:24 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:27 |
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Because he is stupid.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:24 |
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You want to touch his pee pee
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:24 |
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Although that last one was also because he's too fat for airplanes.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:25 |
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because he's autistic for reals
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:25 |
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holy poo poo who is that thin beardless guy with kevin smith's dumb eyebrows?
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:26 |
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burritolingus posted:Because he is stupid. gently caress you for making me quote this OP
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:35 |
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burritolingus posted:Because he is stupid.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:36 |
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https://twitter.com/thatkevinsmith/status/2554608773 ftw
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:36 |
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Wuve, twue wuve.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:37 |
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hey I'm kevin smith I'm just a normal guy from jersey, how did this success all happen to me? derp. that's the look he's trying to give.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:38 |
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Oh wow. Kinda weird seeing him clean shaven.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:47 |
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Its why girls do the duck face. They are so self conscious they can't just act normal out of fear that their normal will be scrutinized. Makes it easier to deflect any insults since they can just brush it off as looking goofy on purpose.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:49 |
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Nerdy dude from Jersey made good. His movies are kinda meh for the most part but he's got heart and honestly that counts for something. The something being nothing to do with being near a directors chair.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:49 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Oh wow. Kinda weird seeing him clean shaven. even weirder seeing him not fat (lol like that ever happened)
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:52 |
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:54 |
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tusk was a bad movie, but nobody could have guessed that it would have been Johnny Depp who actually ruined it completely
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 03:59 |
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Fonzarelli posted:tusk was a bad movie, but nobody could have guessed that it would have been Johnny Depp who actually ruined it completely i couldnt make it past the first 5 mins of that trash. tried to watch it today. PU what a stinker
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:00 |
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lol
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:02 |
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He's more jorts now than man...
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:08 |
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Anything after Mallrats never happened. He died of a heart attack.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:09 |
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FalloutGod posted:Its why girls do the duck face. They are so self conscious they can't just act normal out of fear that their normal will be scrutinized. Makes it easier to deflect any insults since they can just brush it off as looking goofy on purpose. Huh. poo poo. I never thought about the reasoning behind that
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:10 |
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JiveHonky posted:i couldnt make it past the first 5 mins of that trash. tried to watch it today. PU what a stinker it only gets worse and worse and then it ends funnily enough i kinda dug Red State
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:17 |
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TwoFire posted:Anything after Mallrats never happened. He died of a heart attack. Chasing Amy?
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:17 |
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ElectricSheep posted:Chasing Amy? when i saw chasing amy i was genuinely shocked that kevin smith had the restraint to let an emotional moment land. really out of character. also dogma was after mallrats.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:21 |
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what was the movie he did about the clown who stops the gay serial killer?
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:22 |
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FalloutGod posted:Its why girls do the duck face. They are so self conscious they can't just act normal out of fear that their normal will be scrutinized. Makes it easier to deflect any insults since they can just brush it off as looking goofy on purpose. hmm good point
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:22 |
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spacemang_spliff posted:what was the movie he did about the clown who stops the gay serial killer? jersey girl
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:23 |
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clerks 2 is the worst movie ever made
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:24 |
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Dude he lost a lot of weight good for that guy
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:25 |
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Orkin Mang posted:clerks 2 is the worst movie ever made AHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:25 |
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ElectricSheep posted:Chasing Amy? Maybe. It isn't a favorite but I may let it go. shiksa posted:also dogma was after mallrats. I know. Orkin Mang posted:clerks 2 is the worst movie ever made At least it reintroduced me to Pumpkins' 1979. That was a good song.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:26 |
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shiksa posted:also dogma was after mallrats. Dogma is good or bad depending on what mood you're in that day. Like it's a pretty butchered movie because he had all these big ideas that he had to cut out before/during shooting and it shows, and it can either bother you because it's a movie version of swiss cheese, or it won't bother you because what remains has some decent stuff in there. But gently caress all that really just watch it for the commentary. Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma have the best DVD commentary. Also yeah we need to not gloss over this:
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:28 |
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Jamesman posted:Dogma is good or bad depending on what mood you're in that day. Like it's a pretty butchered movie because he had all these big ideas that he had to cut out before/during shooting and it shows, and it can either bother you because it's a movie version of swiss cheese, or it won't bother you because what remains has some decent stuff in there. is it a recording of jason mewes withdrawing from smack?
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:30 |
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Jamesman posted:Like it's a pretty butchered movie It was like he just took all the dick and fart jokes he could find, added Carlin, and stirred with the 90s ambiguously gay duo (brad and matt).
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:30 |
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shiksa posted:is it a recording of jason mewes withdrawing from smack? Kind of yeah. They're all a mix of Kevin telling interesting stories about making the movies, Mewes mumbling incoherent poo poo, and Ben Affleck basically riffing on the movies (and himself) the entire time.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 04:57 |
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ElectricSheep posted:Chasing Amy?
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 05:05 |
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Jamesman posted:Kind of yeah. They're all a mix of Kevin telling interesting stories about making the movies, Mewes mumbling incoherent poo poo, and Ben Affleck basically riffing on the movies (and himself) the entire time. Jeff Anderson is really boring in the one he shows up on.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 05:07 |
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Lolly Poopdeck posted:He's more jorts now than man... Christ, he looks like my brother.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 05:55 |
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he pooped his jorts and he knows it
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 05:56 |