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REPORTER: Candidate Dog, I've heard your road to the White House has been a bit...
CANDIDATE DOG: Ruff!
REPORTER: Exactly!
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how old is 35 dog years
everyone in the idf must die
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scandal rocks the nation, president revealed to just be a guy in a business suit.
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my dog would be a good president he rolls over for nobody
 
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Candidate Dog butts heads with Senator Bull, accuses Congressewe Sheep of shear tactics and calls Candidate Fish a flop-flipper.
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President Dog gives turkey a pardon this thanksgiving and proceeds to chase it around the yard barking, setting a precedent that will never be broken
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Candidate Dog positioned against Net Neuterality. More as the story develops on C-SPAY 2.
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"Sir, what's the terror threat level today?"
*president panting heavily* it's.. uh.. all of it is grey...
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Bark my words: We will retrieve the weapons of mass destruction and return them to the terrorists.
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"Sir, what's the terror threat level today?"
*president panting heavily* it's.. uh.. all of it is grey...
 
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Candidate Dog last seen chasing his campaign bus
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"Sir, what's the terror threat level today?"
*president panting heavily* it's.. uh.. all of it is grey...
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Yes, it's true. Angela Merkel has softest lap in G8.
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Yes, it's true. Angela Merkel has softest lap in G8.
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Secret Service having trouble with Candidate Dog's codename. Can't decide whether to call him Bill Clinton or George H. W. Bush.
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Aug 27, 2015 06:20
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Cat News rolls out a two part expose on Candidate Dog's shocking past as a drug sniffing dog.
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Aug 27, 2015 06:25
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president barks uncontrollably whenever we go to defcon 4
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Invited to throw the first pitch, President Dog just sits on the mound and growls when umpire tries to take the ball.
Next year he is wisely only invited to basketball games.
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Yes, it's true. Angela Merkel has softest lap in G8.
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the second president afraid of going up and down the stairs
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"Sir, what's the terror threat level today?"
*president panting heavily* it's.. uh.. all of it is grey...
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Ultimate Funny President Videos Compilation 2017 by dograp
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35 years. Shorter lifespans does not mean it makes sense to count their age differently.
i guess there is a rule that dogs can't be president then
everyone in the idf must die
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Aug 27, 2015 14:54
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One day nearer spring
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"Sir, what's the terror threat level today?"
*president panting heavily* it's.. uh.. all of it is grey...
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Aug 27, 2015 14:55
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president dog attends unveiling of new fire hydrant, you won't believe what happened next!
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BREAKING NEWS: Man taking Dog Candidate on a walk announced as running mate.
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President has the Football and he won't stop running away with it! Do not, I repeat, DO NOT launch the nukes!!
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BREAKING: Pooping in public legalized.
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White House releases a Christmas video. It's President Dog's speeches edited so that it sounds like Jingle Bells.
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there is a rule it's the 35 years old rule
everyone in the idf must die
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Aug 27, 2015 15:23
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dogs can't be president
parrots can though
everyone in the idf must die
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air bud: the golden leader
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president fido has spent more time licking his nuts at camp david than any other president in history besides George W Bush.
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I think ifa dog was president, we would live good lives
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"Sir, what's the terror threat level today?"
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dog president, stabnding completely still at the sliding glass door in the oval office: "war. war never changes."
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President Dog is on his way to Martha's Vineyard to chase a cat and to sniff butts.
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Cutie Pie Swag~
