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SKELETON GHOST
Jan 11, 2015

by Ralp
george costanza!!!!!!

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Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

First post again?

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

Two for two. gently caress yeah

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
george is gettin angry!!! at bad threads!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Biting into a big block of cheese! Libertad!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Cant standz ya

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

RIP independant George.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd gently caress him and I'm not even gay aside from my addiction to gay porn.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
the best part about costanza was how he was so funny when i was a normal lil kid but now he's depressing as an adult who grew up to basically be an irl george costanza, like when i take a cool objective detached look at my life i just bust up laughing because i became him even though i knew as a youngster how terrible he was, it just happened and i couldn't stop it, just loving lol about that

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Jerk store running out of OP

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
what's the difference? you're their all time best seller!

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
i had sex with your wife

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Jerry get ipad.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
he killed his fiance

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
posting while watching sienfield with a seanfeld based name

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Seriouspost:

If you like Seinfeld, and you haven't watched this documentary on the origins of the show, you really really should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8_2hPjljag

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
Art Vandelay is either an architect or in the import/export business.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Superior Bastard posted:

Art Vandelay is either an architect or in the import/export business.

he's an importer

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

he's an importer

He's an importer/exporter.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Superior Bastard posted:

He's an importer/exporter.

of latex goods, right?

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
Or is he a beatnik writer in the village? Yes, he wrote Venetian Blinds.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
george costanza!!!!!!

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Let's pump up the energy ya'll. george costanza!!!!!!

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Always wanted to see Jon Lovitz and Jason Alexander fight to the death hth

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
sometimes i think of jason alexander making sweet sweet love to my body.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

All right, I guess I'll post in this thread. Uh. Jerkstore? tiny pool penis. Uh... Jerry? Kramer??

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
OP is making me thirsty

adamarama
Mar 20, 2009
OP sounds upset.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I'm afraid to go to sleep. Bugs will climb into my mouth

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


That's gotta hurt!

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Paul Revere 3000 posted:

That's gotta hurt!

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

It was too late for coffee.

Rex Deckard
Jul 15, 2004

At this moment I am a Marinebiologist. 🐳

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Wedding invitation envelope licking. The perfect prenuptual murder

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

George Costanza is one of the best characters ever created. He was easily the best part of Seinfeld.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The salad episode is my favorite Costanza "thing" because it's Peak George

PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
Believe it or not George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not I'm not home

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
"She had an Ashley Madison profile Jerry !"
"Ashley Madison !!! "

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My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

mind the walrus posted:

Always wanted to see Jon Lovitz and Jason Alexander fight to the death hth

Duckman vs. the Critic?

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