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- The Taint Reaper
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by Shine
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Hey tezzor please don't use my heritage as a threat to other well meaning people.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:15
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- a bone to pick
- Sep 14, 2011
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by FactsAreUseless
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if you guys want to hear a really great discussion on gun control in america you should watch this vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUBB6jdzsD8
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Aug 28, 2015 20:15
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- Tezzor
- Jul 29, 2013
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Can't post for 3 years!
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Hey tezzor please don't use my heritage as a threat to other well meaning people.
i didn't think we were talking about a film of pitbull impregnating a Jugalette. my apologies
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Aug 28, 2015 20:18
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- various cheeses
- Jan 24, 2013
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Sometimes I wonder what happened to Tezzor in his life that made him so afraid and hateful of guns.
Like when he was a kid did his father literally shove a gun up his rear end?
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Aug 28, 2015 20:22
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- Rahu
- Feb 14, 2009
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let me just check my figures real quick here
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In a different thread someone said Tezzor's dad is a cop and i choose to believe this.
In fact, i would go as far as to say statistics support that conculsion.
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Aug 28, 2015 20:24
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- Blue Raider
- Sep 2, 2006
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i think every person in china will give me one american dollar and i have the stats to back this up therefore,
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Aug 28, 2015 20:27
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- Vorik
- Mar 27, 2014
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does anyone have that meme picture of the dog going "america DESERVED 9/11" ?
post it pls
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Aug 28, 2015 20:28
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- Fog Tripper
- Mar 3, 2008
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by Smythe
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buy a smartgun as apparently that triggers some law which causes all gun otakus guns to turn to sand in their hands as negroes burst into their homes to gently caress them rough but at the same time....tender??
- Mention of "smartguns"? Check
- Use of "otakus"? Check
- Racism badly disguised as ironic posting? Check
Yup, a glorious Tezzer thread. Has anyone played "guess the alt accounts of tezzer" in this one yet?
Guns are still pretty neat, legal and fun.
Tezzer on the other hand: still unable to troll well.
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Aug 28, 2015 22:05
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- various cheeses
- Jan 24, 2013
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Whatever happened to Ableist Kinkshamer? He used to be a staple of these threads.
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Aug 28, 2015 22:13
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- LifeSizePotato
- Mar 3, 2005
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tezzor forgot his password for that account
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Aug 28, 2015 22:13
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- Tezzor
- Jul 29, 2013
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Can't post for 3 years!
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- Mention of "smartguns"? Check
- Use of "otakus"? Check
- Racism badly disguised as ironic posting? Check
Yup, a glorious Tezzer thread. Has anyone played "guess the alt accounts of tezzer" in this one yet?
Guns are still pretty neat, legal and fun.
Tezzer on the other hand: still unable to troll well.
50 year old mormon dude: check
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Aug 28, 2015 22:15
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- Fog Tripper
- Mar 3, 2008
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by Smythe
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tezzor forgot his password for that account
Ah yes, the good old days where it was suggested that killing a rapist was worse than raping someone.
Good old kinktezzor
Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Aug 28, 2015
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Aug 28, 2015 22:20
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- a bone to pick
- Sep 14, 2011
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by FactsAreUseless
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How come tezzor isn't permabanned by now? he's kind of unanimously hated by several subforums.
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Aug 28, 2015 22:25
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- Blue Raider
- Sep 2, 2006
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Whatever happened to Ableist Kinkshamer? He used to be a staple of these threads.
that young man caught a ban
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Aug 28, 2015 22:29
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- various cheeses
- Jan 24, 2013
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that young man caught a ban
What did he do? I forgot what his name is now.
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Aug 28, 2015 22:30
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- Blue Raider
- Sep 2, 2006
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What did he do? I forgot what his name is now.
starving autist and idk
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Aug 28, 2015 22:31
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- Blue Raider
- Sep 2, 2006
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i think so anyway. ive always thought they were the same person
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Aug 28, 2015 22:32
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- Triple A
- Jul 14, 2010
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Your sword, sahib.
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he'll be back, eventually
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Aug 28, 2015 22:47
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- revmoo
- May 25, 2006
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#basta
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How come tezzor isn't permabanned by now? he's kind of unanimously hated by several subforums.
Judging by his rap sheet hes a profit center.
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Aug 28, 2015 23:05
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- Tezzor
- Jul 29, 2013
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Can't post for 3 years!
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of all the weak burns allayed against my golden form by sweaty goblins, "you aren't liked by the 80s hair metal supergroup Evilweasel and the Lawschool Warmongers" is undoubtedly the most meager
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Aug 28, 2015 23:09
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- Fog Tripper
- Mar 3, 2008
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by Smythe
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Elftronica or someting?
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Aug 29, 2015 00:12
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- various cheeses
- Jan 24, 2013
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He's currently in the D&D gun thread. That one is only slightly more serious than this one.
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Aug 29, 2015 00:14
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- RavenKrows
- May 29, 2008
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america rules and could wipe out the planet on its own without nukes bring it on we're not afraid
try and stop us
Let's not forget there are EU countries that are training now by having their soldiers yell bang so as to not waste bullets and Germany doesn't have enough guns for soldiers on training exercises. Guns are way cheaper than soldiers that is loving embarrassing.
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Aug 29, 2015 02:00
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- Yolomon Wayne
- Jun 10, 2014
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You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
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Grimey Drawer
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This just in Anericans don't give a gently caress about what stupid idiot foreigners think, because they aren't smart enough to be American.
This makes foreigners mad about how lovely it is that no one important(Americans) cares about them or their lovely country. So they go into threads about America and offer suggestions on how to make the U.S. Work more like their failed piece of poo poo country America most likely saved or beat the gently caress out of in one or more wars.
Because they have poo brains they can't understand how American exceptional ism works. They look at everything from the perspective of a subjugated slave where they have to ask their govt if it is ok instead of having a set of laws that says gently caress you govt you have to ask the people of it is ok.
Also the USA is loving huge, most countries outside of Canada, China, Russia and Australia don't understand how big it is. This is why foreigners make stupid solutions like ban guns and build lots of bus routes and train routes. Because they are ignorant retards that don't understand how big countries work.
"Why Amurcica is the bestest place on the entirest earth, serusly"
- a 12 year old
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Aug 29, 2015 12:13
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- Tezzor
- Jul 29, 2013
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Can't post for 3 years!
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nm
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Aug 29, 2015 14:55
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- various cheeses
- Jan 24, 2013
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Why are there two of these now
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Aug 29, 2015 14:56
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- Sancho
- Jul 18, 2003
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Cause guns are just that important
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Aug 29, 2015 15:29
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- SniperFox
- Mar 19, 2015
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How to spot an anti-gun retard:
1. Did they post about gun owner penis sizes? Anti-Gun retards think about the penis size of gun owners constantly. Guns threaten their masculinity and as such make them feel inadequate which they project onto the people that caused it, you guessed it gun owners. Notice how gun owners never talk about the penis size of non gun havers? It just isn't a thing. But any anti-gun thread or editorial will always have someone who is anti-gun calling firearms penis compensation devices.
2. Did they mention the militia part of the 2nd amendment and how we have to be in a militia to own guns? Anti-Gun retards don't understand what a militia really is. That it is made up of average citizens (eg not paid soldiers or law enforcement) and that typically militias supplied their own weaponry. How exactly does one provide their own weaponry to a militia if they aren't allowed to own them in the first place? Also Anti-gun retards love to say the National Guard is the militia even though it wasn't created until 1903, which also codified what the militia actually is.
On top of all that the Heller decision in 2008 by the US Supreme Court said militia membership is not and has never been a requirement for gun ownership in the United States. Anti-gun retards love SCOTUS when it says Abortion or Gay marriage or Obamacare is legal in 5-4 decisions, but have a gun decision by 5-4 margin and it doesn't really count because retard logic.
3. Did they mention how no one needs something for hunting or that guns serve only one purpose? Anti-gun retards think owning firearms are only about hunting or killing people, because they are loving morons and must think computers are only about spreadsheets and playing solitaire.
4. Did they say anything about how the founding fathers couldn't have envisioned hi-cap magazines or machine guns? Anti-Gun retards don't understand concepts like technology and argue on computers or their smart phone using free speech protected by the 1st amendment about how the 4th amendment should protect them from search and seizure and that it also allows legal butt fuckery and abortions but say the 2nd amendment applies to an AR15 and holy poo poo Anti-gun retardation spills out everywhere thinking the 2nd only applies to muskets. Again the Anti-gun retard didn't read the Heller decision where this was plainly explained in basic English for everyone to read.
5. Did they mention how America should be like another country because that country in a cherry picked metric is better than the US? Anti-gun retards don't understand things like population size, density, geographic areas, economic policies, standards of living or even structures of government. Anything they suggest that the US does because another country does it you can immediately suggest female genital mutilation as a good idea because other countries do it. If they don't catch on or think you're serious they are an Anti-Gun Retard.
6. Did they say how they don't like how easy it is for guns to kill people? Anti-Gun retards can't control their emotions because they are retards. They think because they can't master basic poo poo like not pissing your pants or killing everyone when handed something dangerous no one else can do this. This is because they have a retard brain. They never scream about banning cars full of gasoline because they are so easy to kill lots of people with especially if you just gave a car to someone. Yet funny enough there aren't background checks etc to buy a car, or even licensing requirements to buy one either. No, Anti-Gun retards focus solely on how easy it is to kill people with guns because they can't problem solve their way out of a paper bag. Case in point after the Isla Vista murders where Elliot Roger stabbed people, hit them with his car and shot them; did the Anti-Gun retards care about stabbings or cars? No, they only screamed about guns because they are retarded.
7. Did they say how only cops or the military should have guns? Anti-Gun retards love LOVE LOVE the idea of societies with peasants and nobility. And really wish reality was like Game of Thrones or Anime or some other terrible situation where all of the poor people were subject to the whims and machinations of the armed nobility who could do what they pleased when they pleased without fear of reprisal. Anti-Gun retards at the same time will screech about how bad the 1% is and how the 99% should do something while not understanding just how retarded they are.
8. Did they say gun owners are racist? This is because Anti-Gun retards are usually racist as hell. They don't like the poor owning guns which, you guessed it also includes minorities. Funny the pro gun side wants gun rights for everyone, yes even blacks, gays,women and jews. Anti-Gun retards want to disarm minorities and women to make them easier victims for those that would wish to do them harm. To Anti-Gun retards, it would be preferable a woman be raped than be able to defend herself ever. That a minority be killed in the street like a dog than afford them the right to conceal carry a firearm to kill red neck assholes with.
I hope you can now spot Anti-Gun retards and realize just how loving moronic they are.
I spotted a few in this thread I think. Retards.
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Apr 25, 2024 02:58
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- Burt Sexual
- Jan 26, 2006
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Switchblade Switcharoo
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How to spot an anti-gun retard:
1. Did they post about gun owner penis sizes? Anti-Gun retards think about the penis size of gun owners constantly. Guns threaten their masculinity and as such make them feel inadequate which they project onto the people that caused it, you guessed it gun owners. Notice how gun owners never talk about the penis size of non gun havers? It just isn't a thing. But any anti-gun thread or editorial will always have someone who is anti-gun calling firearms penis compensation devices.
2. Did they mention the militia part of the 2nd amendment and how we have to be in a militia to own guns? Anti-Gun retards don't understand what a militia really is. That it is made up of average citizens (eg not paid soldiers or law enforcement) and that typically militias supplied their own weaponry. How exactly does one provide their own weaponry to a militia if they aren't allowed to own them in the first place? Also Anti-gun retards love to say the National Guard is the militia even though it wasn't created until 1903, which also codified what the militia actually is.
On top of all that the Heller decision in 2008 by the US Supreme Court said militia membership is not and has never been a requirement for gun ownership in the United States. Anti-gun retards love SCOTUS when it says Abortion or Gay marriage or Obamacare is legal in 5-4 decisions, but have a gun decision by 5-4 margin and it doesn't really count because retard logic.
3. Did they mention how no one needs something for hunting or that guns serve only one purpose? Anti-gun retards think owning firearms are only about hunting or killing people, because they are loving morons and must think computers are only about spreadsheets and playing solitaire.
4. Did they say anything about how the founding fathers couldn't have envisioned hi-cap magazines or machine guns? Anti-Gun retards don't understand concepts like technology and argue on computers or their smart phone using free speech protected by the 1st amendment about how the 4th amendment should protect them from search and seizure and that it also allows legal butt fuckery and abortions but say the 2nd amendment applies to an AR15 and holy poo poo Anti-gun retardation spills out everywhere thinking the 2nd only applies to muskets. Again the Anti-gun retard didn't read the Heller decision where this was plainly explained in basic English for everyone to read.
5. Did they mention how America should be like another country because that country in a cherry picked metric is better than the US? Anti-gun retards don't understand things like population size, density, geographic areas, economic policies, standards of living or even structures of government. Anything they suggest that the US does because another country does it you can immediately suggest female genital mutilation as a good idea because other countries do it. If they don't catch on or think you're serious they are an Anti-Gun Retard.
6. Did they say how they don't like how easy it is for guns to kill people? Anti-Gun retards can't control their emotions because they are retards. They think because they can't master basic poo poo like not pissing your pants or killing everyone when handed something dangerous no one else can do this. This is because they have a retard brain. They never scream about banning cars full of gasoline because they are so easy to kill lots of people with especially if you just gave a car to someone. Yet funny enough there aren't background checks etc to buy a car, or even licensing requirements to buy one either. No, Anti-Gun retards focus solely on how easy it is to kill people with guns because they can't problem solve their way out of a paper bag. Case in point after the Isla Vista murders where Elliot Roger stabbed people, hit them with his car and shot them; did the Anti-Gun retards care about stabbings or cars? No, they only screamed about guns because they are retarded.
7. Did they say how only cops or the military should have guns? Anti-Gun retards love LOVE LOVE the idea of societies with peasants and nobility. And really wish reality was like Game of Thrones or Anime or some other terrible situation where all of the poor people were subject to the whims and machinations of the armed nobility who could do what they pleased when they pleased without fear of reprisal. Anti-Gun retards at the same time will screech about how bad the 1% is and how the 99% should do something while not understanding just how retarded they are.
8. Did they say gun owners are racist? This is because Anti-Gun retards are usually racist as hell. They don't like the poor owning guns which, you guessed it also includes minorities. Funny the pro gun side wants gun rights for everyone, yes even blacks, gays,women and jews. Anti-Gun retards want to disarm minorities and women to make them easier victims for those that would wish to do them harm. To Anti-Gun retards, it would be preferable a woman be raped than be able to defend herself ever. That a minority be killed in the street like a dog than afford them the right to conceal carry a firearm to kill red neck assholes with.
I hope you can now spot Anti-Gun retards and realize just how loving moronic they are.
That's a lot of words to post on a comedy forum
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