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Maybe you are allergic to office air conditioning, or perhaps the green in lettuce! Just like this mentally sound and cool person in France, you qualify for a disability cheque every month because you kinda feel like it. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/27/french-court-awards-woman-disability-grant-for-allergy-to-gadgets I know that I am allergic to my computer monitor as well, and have informed my work of this fact. I am also allergic to pens, dictaphones, telephones, and any other conceivable device or tool which would allow me to work, but they can't fire me cause its a disability and that'd be discrimination. Luckily, I am not allergic to couches or dark souls 2 
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Jimmy McGill's brother suffers from that. I'm the opposite I absorb electromagnetic energy it gives me superpowers
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Aug 27, 2015 11:03
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e; gently caress^ wasnt this the thing from better call saul?
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Aug 27, 2015 11:04
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Prawned posted:I know that I am allergic to my computer monitor as well, and have informed my work of this fact. I am also allergic to pens, dictaphones, telephones, and any other conceivable device or tool which would allow me to work, but they can't fire me cause its a disability and that'd be discrimination. good thing the principle of bona fide occupational requirements provides your employer a concrete legal defence from a frivolous discrimination lawsuit in this hypothetical scenario
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Aug 27, 2015 11:05
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:good thing the principle of bona fide occupational requirements provides your employer a concrete legal defence from a frivolous discrimination lawsuit in this hypothetical scenario 
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Aug 27, 2015 11:06
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If the French govt had any wits about tjem they'd find this guy a job at a historical reenactment place like the one in choke
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Aug 27, 2015 11:09
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:good thing the principle of bona fide occupational requirements provides your employer a concrete legal defence from a frivolous discrimination lawsuit in this hypothetical scenario Maybe you should go back to lawschool, dorkus!
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Aug 27, 2015 11:26
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I am allergic to being a productive member of society
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Aug 27, 2015 11:31
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I am allergic to water that doesn't come with exactly 3 blocks of ice and a wedge of lemon, please inform the chef accordingly waitron.
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Aug 27, 2015 11:43
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Prawned posted:I am allergic to water that doesn't come with exactly 3 blocks of ice and a wedge of lemon, please inform the chef accordingly waitron. same but add ethanol
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Aug 27, 2015 12:00
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gender illusionist posted:same but add ethanol
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Aug 27, 2015 12:12
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Prawned posted:Maybe you should go back to lawschool, dorkus! yeah 
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Aug 27, 2015 12:23
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wish u were allergic to the submit reply button
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Aug 27, 2015 12:26
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ha ha BETTR CALL SAUL
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Aug 27, 2015 12:39
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This is what happens when society gets so progressive we lose the balls to call people out for being insane It's like, maybe there's a medium between labelling homosexuality as insanity and giving people disability checks because they're allergic to applause
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Aug 27, 2015 14:01
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Henry Rollins warned us about this 20 years ago! WE DIDN'T LISTEN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOovtZXYqj4
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Aug 27, 2015 14:32
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Roy posted:allergic to applause Man dies at poetry slam after being booed too much, his girlfriend has indicated he was allergic to criticism of any sort. 23 persons charged with manslaughter in the first degree
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Aug 27, 2015 15:07
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ethanol posted:gently caress off Mmm gonna drink u up
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Aug 27, 2015 15:13
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Prawned posted:Man dies at poetry slam after being booed too much, his girlfriend has indicated he was allergic to criticism of any sort. 23 persons charged with manslaughter in the first degree *applauds man's death to really twist the knife in deep* 
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Aug 27, 2015 16:23
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Roy posted:This is what happens when society gets so progressive we lose the balls to call people out for being insane Being insane seems like a legitimate disability though?
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Aug 27, 2015 16:26
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*writes, "Just can't seem to get interested in working." on disability form*
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Aug 27, 2015 16:27
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:Being insane seems like a legitimate disability though? They're just a bunch of fakers, obviously
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Aug 27, 2015 16:28
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Is allergic to handjobs Sues yo mom
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Aug 27, 2015 16:28
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Hell Yeah posted:*writes, "Just can't seem to get interested in working." on disability form* I got money for this
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Aug 27, 2015 16:28
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omg you can finally get paid for badpostitis lmmmnboo aayayyyyy
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Aug 27, 2015 16:29
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OP is just mad he can't scam with the best of them
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Aug 27, 2015 17:21
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I had a french uncle and he once put up a magnet to my glasses to align the molecules so I could see better. He otherwise seemed like a very normal dude, but he legitimately believed that I say had because my aunt divorced him lol
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Aug 27, 2015 17:23
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Moridin920 posted:OP is just mad he can't scam with the best of them I'm the lady who won the court case. Sitting right now enjoying my sweet disability, posting this using a pair of tin cans tied together by string, pointed at a microphone with dragon naturally speaking.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:51
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I suffer from MillenialTriggeritis.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:52
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I wonder if i could swing the same deal with my ADD. But i can't be bothered to try.
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Aug 27, 2015 18:06
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i'm a disabilitykin
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Aug 27, 2015 18:12
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ive got jackoffitis, either let me jack it at my desk or let me work from home you discriminatory fucks
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Aug 27, 2015 18:12
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"allergy to electromagnetic waves" is basically the dumbest argument anyone can have because it shows a shocking lack of knowledge on how the electromagnetic spectrum works.
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Aug 27, 2015 18:22
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Jimmy McGill's brother suffers from that. I'm the opposite I absorb electromagnetic energy it gives me superpowers I think I saw a documentary about you called "Ernest Goes to Jail." Don't make me climb the coconut tree.
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Aug 27, 2015 18:38
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gently caress Luddite scum they can either live in society or go to the Sentinel Islands and gently caress off
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Aug 27, 2015 18:42
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another big win for chuck. lucky ducky!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 27, 2015 18:42
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:good thing the principle of bona fide occupational requirements provides your employer a concrete legal defence from a frivolous discrimination lawsuit in this hypothetical scenario How *DO* these worthless pieces of trash get approved for disability on some of these horrible claims? I mean really, how does it get through as many layers of courts and government as it does without somebody thnking "Really? gently caress this guy"? Is it incredibly good yet shady as gently caress lawyers and the way that they word the claims, sothat nobody really knows what disability they're approving? Is it just lovely SS agencys and employees that don't care and simply approve anything that comes through? Bad judges and others in the court system that it passes through? Appeal after appeal so that eventually the system gives up and doesnt want to deal with these people any more? Is it some sort of bias that sure, 100 people in the US have filed these frivolous claims and approved, and 30,000 have filed and lost, but the 100 that won are so stupidly impressive that they make the news? Are there certain types of claims that the system dare not deny for various reasons?
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social vegan posted:wish u were allergic to the submit reply button
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In the US someone is suing over fantasy disabilities as wellFart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:How *DO* these worthless pieces of trash get approved for disability on some of these horrible claims? I mean really, how does it get through as many layers of courts and government as it does without somebody thnking "Really? gently caress this guy"? Sometimes a stupid person who believes in elecro-sensitivity is the one in charge. Really you only have to get that one "yes" to get your dumb belief stamped and you can get acupuncture treatments for your Morgellon's approved. Also when it's a dumb complaint against other people ("your wifi is giving me headaches"), I'd think the easiest thing would be to give in and pretend to go along with them. Then do the most minimal woo-woo fix to their imaginary woo-woo problem. Install a wifi purity crystal on your router to cleanse the signal of harmful radiation.
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Klyith posted:In the US someone is suing over fantasy disabilities as well Have you ever met a person like this in real life or are these just shadows you tend to flail at on the internet
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