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All I can think about is rear end and I think I'm turning into a trassexual. Help me goons
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how does he feel?
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Aug 27, 2015 17:47
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just cut off both hands, easy fix
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Aug 27, 2015 17:47
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grip a cucumber between your cheeks and give me three laps, next patient
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Aug 27, 2015 17:48
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cut off your dick and balls op?
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Aug 27, 2015 17:48
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try pressing your thumb into your butthole, OP
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Aug 27, 2015 17:48
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whyd you quit
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Aug 27, 2015 17:48
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Archer666 posted:All I can think about is rear end and I think I'm turning into a trassexual. Help me goons fine i'll come over
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You're not supposed to quit cold turkey.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:48
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Just whack it man.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:48
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suck ur own dick
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Aug 27, 2015 17:48
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suck someone elses dick too. like mine
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Aug 27, 2015 17:49
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suck my dong and let me penetrate ur Buns Hun
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Aug 27, 2015 17:49
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Archer666 posted:All I can think about is rear end and I think I'm turning into a trassexual. Help me goons Hmmm. This is due to a build-up of sin fluid. Try massaging your genitals until the fluid emerges from the corona of your penis. You will find that once it is gone, masturbation will seem much less appealing.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:49
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Moridin920 posted:whyd you quit I'm staying with the family and I'm sleeping on their couch. Would be weird to rub one out here. I did not expect these strange side effects of wanting to wear dresses and look pretty like Hugo Weaving.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:50
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How is your carpal tunnel and tennis elbow?
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Aug 27, 2015 17:50
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Archer666 posted:I'm staying with the family and I'm sleeping on their couch. Would be weird to rub one out here. I did not expect these strange side effects of wanting to wear dresses and look pretty like Hugo Weaving. the secret is that this was inside you all along
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Aug 27, 2015 17:51
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Withdrawl? More like build-up! Eyyyyyy
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Aug 27, 2015 17:59
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Archer666 posted:I'm staying with the family and I'm sleeping on their couch. Would be weird to rub one out here. I did not expect these strange side effects of wanting to wear dresses and look pretty like Hugo Weaving. pffff that's what bathrooms are for
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Aug 27, 2015 18:01
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Archer666 posted:I'm staying with the family and I'm sleeping on their couch. Would be weird to rub one out here. I did not expect these strange side effects of wanting to wear dresses and look pretty like Hugo Weaving. are you not taking showers or something wtf? only way id quit is if porn producers offered me a shitton of cash to blast a huge load out of my footlong dong
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Aug 27, 2015 18:01
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Who was the goon the got the job beating off retards? He can help.
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Aug 27, 2015 18:04
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Aug 27, 2015 18:09
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There was some pathetic fucker on the news a while back whose wife decided they were going to have a celibate marriage so he resorted to eating raw potatos whenever he felt horny lmbo loving loser
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Aug 27, 2015 18:20
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Oberleutnant posted:There was some pathetic fucker on the news a while back whose wife decided they were going to have a celibate marriage so he resorted to eating raw potatos whenever he felt horny lmbo loving loser he soudNDS LIKEa ar reaL hesiTATER
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Aug 27, 2015 18:21
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It's not hard, it's called self control
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Aug 27, 2015 18:25
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just JO OP its normal + healthy also suck my drat balls
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Aug 27, 2015 18:27
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ASSES
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Aug 27, 2015 18:31
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I fit 3 fingers in my butthole today
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Aug 27, 2015 18:32
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Day 6 since masturbation stop: The mind disease is spreading. I'm starting to use words like "fabulous" "Super" and "girlfriend" a lot. Will soon move past safe limits. Disease has shown a horrible side effect: The need to cosplay. As female anime characters. Pray for my soul. I will make a beautiful Yennefer of Van-... *signal lost*
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Aug 27, 2015 22:32
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youre gonna end up jacking off on someone you love soon if you dont handle that poo poo by yourself
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Aug 27, 2015 22:36
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If i dont bust a nut by day 5 i'll get wicked blue balls at the slightest sexual arousal
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Aug 27, 2015 22:49
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Your body is not used to the increased amount of cum in your bloodstream. You need to peen yourself off slowly. I've heard of some addicts getting cum poisoning after withdrawing too fast.
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Aug 27, 2015 22:52
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R u gay?
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Aug 27, 2015 22:53
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I'm going to a gay bar tomorrow. Place your bets on the odds of me getting arrested for trying to rape twinks or getting a brain aneurysm from my monster boner and blue ballsBloodfart McCoy posted:Your body is not used to the increased amount of cum in your bloodstream. You need to peen yourself off slowly. I've heard of some addicts getting cum poisoning after withdrawing too fast. There's no time to go slow. We either go all in, or not at all.
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Aug 27, 2015 22:54
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Don't rape twinks, you fucker. Just jerk off in the bathroom.
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Aug 27, 2015 23:47
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Op is suffering from Deadly Semen Backup.
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Aug 27, 2015 23:48
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Archer666 ready to take up that troon crown and suck all the dicks bear or twink in gbs. She's going to be like psyopmonkey but actually entertaining.
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Aug 27, 2015 23:51
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You better get a release before your balls explode.
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Aug 27, 2015 23:52
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jerk it in the shower
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Aug 27, 2015 23:52
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you'll never be the head of a major corporation
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