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One time I went like two weeks without j/o or having sex and every time I took a piss I thought I was going to jizz everywhere. thats my story
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Aug 28, 2015 01:02
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I'm probably gonna jack off in a bit then play some video games 
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Aug 28, 2015 01:18
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Moridin920 posted:pffff that's what bathrooms are for
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Aug 28, 2015 01:24
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So I'm talking with a friend of mine and we sometimes talk about the sex. So halfway through a conversation I go off on a tangent involving Marquis DeSade, lube and David Bowie. Is this it, GBS? Am I reaching new frontiers? Will I be the Buzz Aldrin of blue balls?
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Aug 28, 2015 01:37
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I hope you have a washing machine because the inevitable trip to the laundry mat to clean your sheets is gonna be embarrassing.
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Aug 28, 2015 01:39
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Archer666 posted:Is this it, GBS? Am I reaching new frontiers? Will I be the Buzz Aldrin of blue balls? Nah there was a goon who injured his dumb self and was in the hospital in a cast for over a month with zero privacy. Near the end of it he was so sex crazed he claims he just started jacking it out of the blue. That's it, that was the plan. When they found him he was marinating blissfully in his own spunk since he made no plans for clean-up, disposal or well, anything.
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Aug 28, 2015 01:50
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hard counter posted:Nah there was a goon who injured his dumb self and was in the hospital in a cast for over a month with zero privacy. Near the end of it he was so sex crazed he claims he just started jacking it out of the blue. ...Christ, I may need to blow the lid off this before I devolve into that... Or I try to push my luck, go beyond this level of hosed up. Achieve some kind of nirvana as my dicks explodes.
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Aug 28, 2015 02:03
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Why do you think you're becoming a transsexual, OP? Are you so sexually frustrated that all sorts of ideas are turning you on - or are you realizing your dick is useless and unnecessary?
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Aug 28, 2015 02:50
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Why do you think you're becoming a transsexual, OP? The former has been screwing with me, and I want to cut my dick off because goddamn once I even accidentally touch my dick I turn into a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus.
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Aug 28, 2015 08:44
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Hey so the latest conservative Christian theory is that gayness happens when daddy's don't hug and kiss their sons enough
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Aug 28, 2015 18:55
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Call me op 
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Aug 28, 2015 19:14
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whatever you do don't waste it on a tissue, get it on his face or something cuz its be like geyser time
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Aug 28, 2015 19:19
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Mad Monk posted:Who was the goon the got the job beating off retards? He can help. I think it was forums poster Mad Monk Ohhh look I switched it around
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Aug 28, 2015 19:27
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Happened to me while I was staying at grandparents last thanksgiving. As I was driving to Chicago to catch my flight home I stopped at a rest stop to take a dump and decided "it's 3 in the morning in bum-gently caress nowhere Wisconsin" and went to town. I was almost there when some dude I didn't know was in there reached under the stall and caressed my leg. Scared the literal poo poo out of me and I ran out into the night as I heard him coming out of hiding in the adjacent stall. Almost got hosed in the bum in bum-gently caress WI. hosed up AND true! Good luck, OP
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Aug 28, 2015 19:41
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vulvasaur posted:how does he feel?
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Aug 28, 2015 19:41
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again lol if you can't fap in perfect silence
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Aug 28, 2015 19:44
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Crazyeyes posted:Happened to me while I was staying at grandparents last thanksgiving. As I was driving to Chicago to catch my flight home I stopped at a rest stop to take a dump and decided "it's 3 in the morning in bum-gently caress nowhere Wisconsin" and went to town. I was almost there when some dude I didn't know was in there reached under the stall and caressed my leg. Scared the literal poo poo out of me and I ran out into the night as I heard him coming out of hiding in the adjacent stall. Foot tap next time
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Aug 28, 2015 20:48
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Hope this helps
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Aug 28, 2015 20:52
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Crazyeyes posted:Happened to me while I was staying at grandparents last thanksgiving. As I was driving to Chicago to catch my flight home I stopped at a rest stop to take a dump and decided "it's 3 in the morning in bum-gently caress nowhere Wisconsin" and went to town. I was almost there when some dude I didn't know was in there reached under the stall and caressed my leg. Scared the literal poo poo out of me and I ran out into the night as I heard him coming out of hiding in the adjacent stall. shoulda dropped some dook sauce on his sauce
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Aug 28, 2015 20:54
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Moridin920 posted:again lol if you can't fap in perfect silence  You masturbate without screaming loudly and moaning? The gently caress?Crazyeyes posted:Happened to me while I was staying at grandparents last thanksgiving. As I was driving to Chicago to catch my flight home I stopped at a rest stop to take a dump and decided "it's 3 in the morning in bum-gently caress nowhere Wisconsin" and went to town. I was almost there when some dude I didn't know was in there reached under the stall and caressed my leg. Scared the literal poo poo out of me and I ran out into the night as I heard him coming out of hiding in the adjacent stall. Gotta say, this has got me p spooked. Will never take a dump while on the road. Also its day 6 now, or 7. Aside from being distracted as gently caress like 90% of the time because if I dont focus my mind just wonders off to whatever erotic fantasy it can make, I'm fine. Though I think I became even more gay somehow.
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just get a huge set of bolt on titties and laser hair removal OP then post pics
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