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i'm highly uncultured and only have a firm grasp of italian and american affairs, what's up w NK (jerry seinfeld voice but not a joke this is a real question). i hear bad things and that they can't use the internet, what do do without the internet?
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:04 |
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masturbate to crude pictures they draw themselves
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:05 |
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work in labor camps Westerners are too lazy to be enslaved
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:06 |
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agh i caught a dog in a net and the fucker is really struggling. haha whoa calm down little fella
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:06 |
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they surf their Imaginations
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:07 |
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stick and hoop
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:08 |
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they collect bugs for supper.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:08 |
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sorry stick and hoop have been banned.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:08 |
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Orkin Mang posted:they surf their Imaginations nk sounds cool here
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:08 |
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JiveHonky posted:sorry stick and hoop have been banned. how do they have sex then??
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:09 |
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they eat dirt and die mostly. funnily enough in ancient times slaves would eat dirt and enjoy it, so much so that special masks had to be put on tjem so they wouldnt eat dirt and accidently eat a bug or a cat turd or something
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:09 |
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There's actually a media player device that's readily available that can play off of (I think) SD card and DVD. They'll keep a disc of NK approved media in the DVD drive and watch bootleg SK media off the SD card. e: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/03/27/us-northkorea-change-insight-idUSKBN0MM2UZ20150327 USB stick, not SD card.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:09 |
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social vegan posted:how do they have sex then?? VERY CAREFULLY!!! LOL!!!!
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:09 |
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social vegan posted:how do they have sex then?? in the pillowy hamock of their Fancy
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:10 |
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Enfield posted:they eat dirt and die mostly. funnily enough in ancient times slaves would eat dirt and enjoy it, so much so that special masks had to be put on tjem so they wouldnt eat dirt and accidently eat a bug or a cat turd or something i saw taht dicaprio movie p good imo
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:10 |
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more like dicraprio lol when it comes to the cat turd that is lol
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:10 |
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Enfield posted:they eat dirt and die mostly. funnily enough in ancient times slaves would eat dirt and enjoy it, so much so that special masks had to be put on tjem so they wouldnt eat dirt and accidently eat a bug or a cat turd or something eati ng bugs is a risky proposition at the best of times update: the dog loving bit me through a hole in the net but he (she?) is still trapped
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:10 |
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Work their dirt farms, make mud cakes, try to find kernals of corn in any poo poo they find, sell pirated movies on flash drives, get executed, ect.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:11 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:eati ng bugs is a risky proposition at the best of times well quit sticking your fingers through the net ya dingus!
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:12 |
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i didn't stick my fingers in! the dog is clever which i guess is good because whats the point in apprehending a stupid dog?
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:14 |
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they use their imagination to power their internet OP
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:14 |
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Live fulfilling, productive lives according to the principles of juche.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:17 |
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I know this will blow your mind, but, you have been alive before there was internet. Makes you think.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:20 |
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does north korean have pogs and hugo's house of horrors? idk what to do when u don't have the internet outside of that maybe crazy bones?
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:22 |
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Meth and weed. Only in NK the munchies are literally killing you.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:25 |
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social vegan posted:does north korean have pogs and hugo's house of horrors? idk what to do when u don't have the internet outside of that maybe crazy bones? every kid in north korea is a garbage pail kid
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:43 |
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Hope your neighbor starves to death before you so you and your family can eat them ( assuming you haven't already eaten your family as well)
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:56 |
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probably most of them are nonsentient bicameral humans obeying the hallucinated voice of their "dear leader," OP and have no awareness of the internet or anything else, for that matter. Toiling like automatons in barren fields.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:58 |
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Competitive starving
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:59 |
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starve to death celebrate the life of glorious leader
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:59 |
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They race hay carts and play horseshoes and climb trees and and
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 19:00 |
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Danggit JErry, youre trying to use a pool net to catch em again arent you??
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 19:06 |
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Nooner posted:Danggit JErry, youre trying to use a pool net to catch em again arent you?? you got a better idea smart guy?
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 19:07 |
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now i know it is tough when youre first starting out, but you really need to invest in one of these badbois if you wanna make that jump from enthusiast to the minor leagues http://www.discountwildlifesupplies.com/store/AnimalHandling/ThrowNetsandPoleNets/TOMAHAWKDURAFLEXHDNET5%2526rsquo%253B.html
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 19:07 |
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idk if i'm really going to make a habit of this, i just needed to catch this particular dog
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 19:09 |
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I saw a documentary about a doctor who went to NK to treat people with cataracts. One woman, who had never seen her grandchildren due to blindness, was asked what she most looked forward to seeing. "Dear Leader's picture, of course" Low and behold as soon as she could see she ran to the wall where his picture hung and wept with joy. The minders nodded in approval. Everyone thanked Dear Leader for returning the gift of sight. The doctor received no recognition whatsoever.
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 19:11 |
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you have to learn the dogs patterns
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 19:11 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:you have to learn the dogs patterns dogsouls
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 19:12 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:you have to learn the dogs patterns right now it's mostly bite net, growl, whine piteously
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# ? Aug 27, 2015 19:14 |
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give it a scooby snack
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