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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm highly uncultured and only have a firm grasp of italian and american affairs, what's up w NK (jerry seinfeld voice but not a joke this is a real question). i hear bad things and that they can't use the internet, what do do without the internet?

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

masturbate to crude pictures they draw themselves

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
work in labor camps

Westerners are too lazy to be enslaved

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

agh i caught a dog in a net and the fucker is really struggling.

haha whoa calm down little fella

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
they surf their Imaginations

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
stick and hoop

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
they collect bugs for supper.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
sorry stick and hoop have been banned.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Orkin Mang posted:

they surf their Imaginations

nk sounds cool here

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



JiveHonky posted:

sorry stick and hoop have been banned.

how do they have sex then??

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
they eat dirt and die mostly. funnily enough in ancient times slaves would eat dirt and enjoy it, so much so that special masks had to be put on tjem so they wouldnt eat dirt and accidently eat a bug or a cat turd or something

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
There's actually a media player device that's readily available that can play off of (I think) SD card and DVD. They'll keep a disc of NK approved media in the DVD drive and watch bootleg SK media off the SD card.

e: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/03/27/us-northkorea-change-insight-idUSKBN0MM2UZ20150327

USB stick, not SD card.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

social vegan posted:

how do they have sex then??

VERY CAREFULLY!!! LOL!!!!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

social vegan posted:

how do they have sex then??

in the pillowy hamock of their Fancy

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Enfield posted:

they eat dirt and die mostly. funnily enough in ancient times slaves would eat dirt and enjoy it, so much so that special masks had to be put on tjem so they wouldnt eat dirt and accidently eat a bug or a cat turd or something

i saw taht dicaprio movie p good imo

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



more like dicraprio lol when it comes to the cat turd that is lol

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Enfield posted:

they eat dirt and die mostly. funnily enough in ancient times slaves would eat dirt and enjoy it, so much so that special masks had to be put on tjem so they wouldnt eat dirt and accidently eat a bug or a cat turd or something

eati ng bugs is a risky proposition at the best of times


update: the dog loving bit me through a hole in the net but he (she?) is still trapped

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Work their dirt farms, make mud cakes, try to find kernals of corn in any poo poo they find, sell pirated movies on flash drives, get executed, ect.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

eati ng bugs is a risky proposition at the best of times


update: the dog loving bit me through a hole in the net but he (she?) is still trapped

well quit sticking your fingers through the net ya dingus!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i didn't stick my fingers in! the dog is clever which i guess is good because whats the point in apprehending a stupid dog?

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
they use their imagination to power their internet OP

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Live fulfilling, productive lives according to the principles of juche.

Smelly Bohemian fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Aug 27, 2015

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

I know this will blow your mind, but, you have been alive before there was internet. Makes you think.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



does north korean have pogs and hugo's house of horrors? idk what to do when u don't have the internet outside of that maybe crazy bones?

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Meth and weed. Only in NK the munchies are literally killing you.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

social vegan posted:

does north korean have pogs and hugo's house of horrors? idk what to do when u don't have the internet outside of that maybe crazy bones?

every kid in north korea is a garbage pail kid

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Hope your neighbor starves to death before you so you and your family can eat them ( assuming you haven't already eaten your family as well)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
probably most of them are nonsentient bicameral humans obeying the hallucinated voice of their "dear leader," OP and have no awareness of the internet or anything else, for that matter. Toiling like automatons in barren fields.

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

Competitive starving

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
starve to death

celebrate the life of glorious leader

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
They race hay carts and play horseshoes and climb trees and and

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Danggit JErry, youre trying to use a pool net to catch em again arent you??

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Nooner posted:

Danggit JErry, youre trying to use a pool net to catch em again arent you??

you got a better idea smart guy?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
now i know it is tough when youre first starting out, but you really need to invest in one of these badbois if you wanna make that jump from enthusiast to the minor leagues

http://www.discountwildlifesupplies.com/store/AnimalHandling/ThrowNetsandPoleNets/TOMAHAWKDURAFLEXHDNET5%2526rsquo%253B.html

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

idk if i'm really going to make a habit of this, i just needed to catch this particular dog

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
I saw a documentary about a doctor who went to NK to treat people with cataracts. One woman, who had never seen her grandchildren due to blindness, was asked what she most looked forward to seeing.

"Dear Leader's picture, of course"

Low and behold as soon as she could see she ran to the wall where his picture hung and wept with joy. The minders nodded in approval. Everyone thanked Dear Leader for returning the gift of sight. The doctor received no recognition whatsoever.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
you have to learn the dogs patterns

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

you have to learn the dogs patterns

dogsouls

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

you have to learn the dogs patterns

right now it's mostly bite net, growl, whine piteously

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
give it a scooby snack

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