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JakeP posted:
gently caress, came here to post "The Sheriff of Noddingham."
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The brotherhood of Nod
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Aug 27, 2015 20:05
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HI applewhite (:
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Aug 27, 2015 20:05
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"NOD" a Problem
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Nooner posted:HI applewhite (: 'sup cutie.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:06
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it's basically just nodding really hard
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Aug 27, 2015 20:08
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Nod Store. So What?
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Aug 27, 2015 20:09
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update: i am unable to get around my massive gut
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Aug 27, 2015 20:11
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Applewhite posted:Nod Store. So What? i think just "the nod store" to compete with apples idea of "the apple store", if it aint broke, dont fix it!
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Aug 27, 2015 20:12
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dad gay. so what posted:i think just "the nod store" to compete with apples idea of "the apple store", if it aint broke, dont fix it! The Applewhite Store (now with nods).
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Aug 27, 2015 20:14
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Applewhite posted:The Applewhite Store (now with nods). that sounds too racist for my tastes
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Aug 27, 2015 20:15
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dad gay. so what posted:that sounds too racist for my tastes Fine then I'll start my own store and drive you out of business!
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Aug 27, 2015 20:16
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dad gay. so what posted:i think just "the nod store" to compete with apples idea of "the apple store", if it aint broke, dont fix it! why not just "NOD"? sounds strong with an air of mystery
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Aug 27, 2015 20:17
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Applewhite posted:Fine then I'll start my own store and drive you out of business! good luck with that  ive already cornered the market on nodding supplies and nodding accessories
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Aug 27, 2015 20:17
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dad gay. so what posted:good luck with that Thinking of calling my store "the lovely butt store where you get diarrhea from shopping there for real."
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Aug 27, 2015 20:18
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Applewhite posted:Thinking of calling my store "the lovely butt store where you get diarrhea from shopping there for real." catchy
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Aug 27, 2015 20:20
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dad gay. so what posted:catchy Thx. When a customer enters the store, he is invited to "nod off" in one of our patented "nod pods." Then he is lead to a pod and sealed inside. The pod then slowly fills with feces. The pump to lower the feces level is powered by nodding vigorously. You prepay for time in the pod. Recommended nodding time for first time customers is five minutes.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:23
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Applewhite posted:Thinking of calling my store "the lovely butt store where you get diarrhea from shopping there for real." You can't just up and steal Applebee's catch phrase. They'll send the lawyers.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:23
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Mad Monk posted:You can't just up and steal Applebee's catch phrase. They'll send the lawyers. Fine then I'll start my own restaurant called "Applewhite's" The theme is bees.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:24
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Mods please rename this thread to "Dad Gay. So What presents: small business discussion."
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Aug 27, 2015 20:25
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Now you're cookin'
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Aug 27, 2015 20:26
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Mad Monk posted:Now you're cookin' 10% off your dessert if you nod at the waitress for thirty whole seconds.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:27
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Applewhite posted:Mods please rename this thread to "Dad Gay. So What presents: small business discussion." what a passive aggressive way to call dgs enterprise small
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Aug 27, 2015 20:27
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Goddammit Steve Zissou just ran off with my gal, hold on a sec, be right back.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:30
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Applewhite posted:Thx. When a customer enters the store, he is invited to "nod off" in one of our patented "nod pods." Then he is lead to a pod and sealed inside. The pod then slowly fills with feces. The pump to lower the feces level is powered by nodding vigorously.  you monster!!!
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Aug 27, 2015 20:31
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Applewhite posted:Fine then I'll start my own restaurant called "Applewhite's" oh ok good, i thought you were honing in on the nod market
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Aug 27, 2015 20:32
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Applewhite posted:10% off your dessert if you nod at the waitress for thirty whole seconds. WTF?!?!?
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Aug 27, 2015 20:32
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my place is called salt hat
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Aug 27, 2015 20:32
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maybe we should have a small business forum where everyone could open up their own virtual business and then compete with one another for resources and customers using the laws of supply and demand. kind of like a model u.n. but in a virtual mall hmmm
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Aug 27, 2015 20:34
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the mods and admins could be the mall security guards
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Aug 27, 2015 20:35
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Aug 27, 2015 20:35
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maybe call it something like "the business mall"
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Aug 27, 2015 20:35
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im kind of business retarded, im more of a hosed up and watch top gun type of guy
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Aug 27, 2015 20:35
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dad gay. so what posted:maybe we should have a small business forum where everyone could open up their own virtual business and then compete with one another for resources and customers using the laws of supply and demand. kind of like a model u.n. but in a virtual mall hmmm Like habbo hotel only a mall and run by goons.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:36
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Enfield posted:im kind of business retarded, im more of a hosed up and watch top gun type of guy you could be the janitor if you want. and collect bitcoins out of the virtual water features throughout the mall?
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Aug 27, 2015 20:37
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dad gay. so what posted:you could be the janitor if you want. and collect bitcoins out of the virtual water features throughout the mall? k thx
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Aug 27, 2015 20:37
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you could bring your dog
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Aug 27, 2015 20:38
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"Farts and Crafts" One of our certified fartmasters will fart in your face while you do macramé and glue popsicle sticks together.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:39
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Applewhite posted:"Farts and Crafts" that doesnt sound like something somebody would pay for
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i havent decided what to sell at salt hat yet, but i know im going to stand leaning up against the doorway flipping a coin
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