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Enfield posted:k thx or maybe open up a virtual bar in the parking lot ? it could be like a tavern in skyrim with mead and stuff
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i havent decided what to sell at salt hat yet, but i know im going to stand leaning up against the doorway flipping a coin maybe its a magic shop? who knows??
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Enfield posted:that doesnt sound like something somebody would pay for There is also paint your own pottery in a back room where you are scoured with a cat-o-nine tails.
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dad gay. so what posted:or maybe open up a virtual bar in the parking lot ? it could be like a tavern in skyrim with mead and stuff i think.janitor is good ill just bring mead in a fflask
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i was sorta thinking about like paintings of outer space or those pictures in the desert at night where you can see the galaxy in the sky
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Aug 27, 2015 20:42
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I'm opening a mead store with artisanal mead called "the mead bead" because the mead is served in hollow beads you can wear as a necklace.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:42
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i was sorta thinking about like paintings of outer space or those pictures in the desert at night where you can see the galaxy in the sky thats a good idea, you could rent videos about space to people too, like blockbuster but for space. their problem was they just rented any kind of video you could think of, too broad and confusing. if they would have concentrated on just one subject they probably would have done a lot better.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:45
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like hardy boys mysteries
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Aug 27, 2015 20:46
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ill make the website
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Aug 27, 2015 21:03
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you have a lot of websites on your plate as it is.. i think with salt hat i will rely on word of mouth anyhow, that seems like the kind of thing a guy who does a lot of leaning and coin flipping would do just good down-to-earth service but out of this world products (literally!)
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Aug 27, 2015 21:04
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one of you sell me something at your store I can kill myself with
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Aug 27, 2015 21:08
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don't care how. do care how much
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Aug 27, 2015 21:08
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Code Jockey posted:one of you sell me something at your store I can kill myself with *nods*
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Aug 27, 2015 21:08
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dad gay. so what posted:*nods* thank you.
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Aug 27, 2015 21:13
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How high are you, OP?
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Aug 27, 2015 21:29
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dad gay. so what posted:ill make the website can you code html now?
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Aug 27, 2015 21:30
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That Robot posted:How high are you, OP? (i think he is just copy pasting his junkmail) hmmm, looks like someone knows how to use outlook 
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JakeP posted:can you code html now? huh?
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Aug 27, 2015 21:31
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3738211&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Aug 27, 2015 21:33
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New special at Applewhite's restaurant: apple slices w/artisinal honey that still has the bee stingers in. Nod at your waitress for 30 minutes and it's free.
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Aug 27, 2015 22:06
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"Suicidegirls.com the Store" but when you step inside the store you get hosed down with diet soda so you are extra sticky.
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Aug 27, 2015 22:25
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That's it that's the whole store.
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Aug 27, 2015 22:25
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Tumbls n' Things We sell rock tumblers to suit everyone on the gender spectrum and also people who fall outside the gender spectrum.
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"STAB YOUR EYES" A homeopathic medicine store where, for a modest fee, we'll swab your eyes with our patented cleansing solution to remove the petrochemicals and free radicals that cause blurred vision and astigmatism. Did you know the number of people prescribed glasses has increased exponentially every year since the industrial revolution? Prior to 1760, fewer than 1% of the global population "needed glasses." In 2015 that number is 75%. The corrective lens lobby would have you believe this is coincidence, and that the "only way" to correct blurred vision is expensive corrective lenses or dangerous laser surgery. Check the warning label on a laser pointer next time and you'll see a very clear warning label "do not point at eyes!" The lasers used in laser eye surgery are hundreds of times more powerful and yet the lens lobby wants to point them directly into my cornea?? I'm not buying it. Blurred vision is caused by a number of factors but the primary cause is air pollution. Come to "STAB YOUR EYES" and let us help you to see clearly the natural way. Namaste.
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Aug 28, 2015 14:06
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salt hats: buy cool pics of the universe
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Aug 28, 2015 14:08
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'Inglorious Lampshades" Nazi Themed Lamps you can smash with a baseball bat right in the store!
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Aug 28, 2015 14:10
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"Karmic Cycle" Bicycle shop that kills you and you are reincarnated as the bicycle of your choice.
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Aug 28, 2015 14:15
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"The Green Hornet" A store to buy hornets' nests that have been spraypainted green. Yes there are still live hornets in them and the store is full of hornets that sting customers.
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Aug 28, 2015 14:36
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"Christ I'm Board" Plywood store but the staff communicates only in nods and will only take orders in nod language.
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"The Blender Spectrum" Transsexuals get 1/2 off 
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