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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
I've had sex with every single type of race n ethnicity——black, asian, latina, white, indian

I've also had sex with skinny chicks to curvy, to big rear end, to lol FATTTTT

Goons describe ur sexual encounters with diff women types

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i fuckrd an indian in a wigwam

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
wigwam is also the name of my weener

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
this one fat black girl i was fuckin her she asked for me to cum on her face and i waz beating it but i was having difficulties shooting my load partially becaus ei had opulled her weave off sorta funnily whilst destroying her pussso shes lookin all intense like but her weave be all mest lol neway, she looks pu at me and says with a str8 voice "Cum u Light-Skin human being"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
grosd

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to the bar bye fags

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
hosed a japanese girl who was like just slightly curvacious (so she considered herself obese lol) and it was straight out of a porno the way she squeeled. it was offputitng but hot and hilarious all at teh same time.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
hosed 27 chicks in my life and only a single one of them wasn't white. She was cuban but looked white.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Windows 98 posted:

hosed 27 chicks in my life and only a single one of them wasn't white. She was cuban but looked white.

I'm sorry, that must be rough.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im back from the bar

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Windows 98 posted:

hosed 27 chicks in my life and only a single one of them wasn't white. She was cuban but looked white.

lmbo @ 27 white chicks omg lol

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

gently caress da Mods posted:

lmbo @ 27 white chicks omg lol

26.5*

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

a fat white chick pissed in my mouth while i was incapacitated

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

a fat white chick pissed in my mouth while i was incapacitated

so u were still conscious? just like paralyzed by her venom?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Enfield posted:

im back from the bar

That was fast

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

thats what she said

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

gently caress da Mods posted:

so u were still conscious? just like paralyzed by her venom?

u remember that simpsons where they did a new yorker cartoon and it was homer riding apu around like a horse and the caption was just "it's been on my list for a long time!"


pretty much that

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I had a roommate with facial hair that made him look like he ate rear end. His girlfriend was fun.

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
I have done this with the exception of Indian girls.

Findings: redheads massively overated. They smell odd. Odder than Asian or black.

Also blondes (true blondes) are underated.

No true fatties, thankfully.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i hosed a whole bunch of these weird chicks that had hard pecs instead of breasts and dicks instead of vaginas and they had stubble or beards and were called things like John and Steve.

www
Aug 4, 2010

Im staying pure for my wedding night

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Gilganixon posted:

i hosed a whole bunch of these weird chicks that had hard pecs instead of breasts and dicks instead of vaginas and they had stubble or beards and were called things like John and Steve.

ur right, p heteronormative of me not to include Dicks and gay sex in my post.

goons post bout ur fat dick stories too :D

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



fat females of different species is your next step op. god speed

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
lol if youve had sex

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
pretty messed up thread

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Davethulhu posted:

lol if youve had sex

lmbo then c'mon share the stories bro!! dont be modest!!

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Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

pretty messed up thread

we're just having a lil fun :D

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Thread title sounds like a drunken sex act you can only do with a massively fat chick, like trying to spooge between as many of her rolls as possible or something.

edit:

Urban Dictionary posted:

Around the World
Having oral, vaginal and anal sex in the same session or evening

Something, something, extra destinations.

Brute Hole Force fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Aug 27, 2015

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Specter posted:

Thread title sounds like a drunken sex act you can only do with a massively fat chick, like trying to spooge between as many of her rolls as possible or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymei5EA5tz0

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i lost my virginity to an obese mexican woman and it was so gross i don't recommend it

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

gently caress da Mods posted:

ur right, p heteronormative of me not to include Dicks and gay sex in my post.

goons post bout ur fat dick stories too :D

what, that wasn't gay sex! i don't have sex with dudes, these were an exotic type of lady I thought you wanted to hear about!

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Gilganixon posted:

what, that wasn't gay sex! i don't have sex with dudes, these were an exotic type of lady I thought you wanted to hear about!

Oh my b!!!

Go ahead share bud :)

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Skinny chicks are better at it from what I've seen. All the fat ones just kinda lay there.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
fat chicks are often real good at sucking dick

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

JFairfax posted:

fat chicks are often real good at sucking dick

this is unfortunately much less true than the rumors suggested imoe

(in
my own
experiences)

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

extra stout posted:

this is unfortunately much less true than the rumors suggested imoe

(in
my own
experiences)

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

extra stout posted:

this is unfortunately much less true than the rumors suggested imoe

(in
my own
experiences)

did she think it was a sasuage!? nomnom :roflolmao:

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
i once facefucked a fat chick who was fat because of some medical poo poo so i positioned her so that a photo of her cute pre-medical-condition non-fatty-fatty-fat face was behind her and I could look at that instead

her dad was in the next room so that was also p. weird

hth op

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

:nws:

just imagine sticking your dick into that belly button

amazing

and incredbly sexxy

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Aug 27, 2015

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
^^^might want to NWS that :eek:

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