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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Seriously——

How do you think you STAND UP against the Goon Nation? How much peeps have you had sex with?

Don't forget to use SPOILERS!

Don't be shy Goons/Ettes! Tell us how many gals and guys u've boinked!!!

;)

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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
I'll play, 10 :negative:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

none because i'm a young, awkward loser :smithicide:

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I'm gay

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
have you guys ever started nodding and you couldnt stop? like addicted to nodding? i fuckin love it these days. in fact, most days i nod for hours to build up my nodding muscles. im getting pretty good, just sayin...

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


dad gay. so what posted:

have you guys ever started nodding and you couldnt stop? like addicted to nodding? i fuckin love it these days. in fact, most days i nod for hours to build up my nodding muscles. im getting pretty good, just sayin...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGskWZCuCXI

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

dad gay. so what posted:

have you guys ever started nodding and you couldnt stop? like addicted to nodding? i fuckin love it these days. in fact, most days i nod for hours to build up my nodding muscles. im getting pretty good, just sayin...

*nods in agreement*

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

basement jihadist posted:

*nods in agreement*

*shakes head, disagreeing with you*

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

symbolic posted:

none because i'm a young, awkward loser :smithicide:

It's okay dude/dudette, it'll happen when the time is right and stuff you just gotta try a little if you're really interested in making it happen.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
OK, let's get this thread back on track, yes? :D Hopefully Gay Dad nods yes :D

31 :D

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

nod has evolved into headbang!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
look at the number of my posts and divide by 1000 then subtract 22

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
*nods off* *hits head on keyboard and wakes up* How does the thread feel about twitching?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op exists because I gently caress

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I've been cucked more than the average goon

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

vyst posted:

I've been cucked more than the average goon

lol good poo poo man lol

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Moridin920 posted:

look at the number of my posts and divide by 1000 then subtract 22

Ewwww, are you sure that's legal? How does one screw .777 of a person?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Ewwww, are you sure that's legal? How does one screw .777 of a person?

Nacrophilia

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Ewwww, are you sure that's legal? How does one screw .777 of a person?

amputees

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

basement jihadist posted:

nod has evolved into headbang!
i'm fine with this :megadeath:

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

I'm capable of lucid daydreaming sO i don't ever stop having sex

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Valid point, proceed with your amputee sex, nerd.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I've had sex with the op and boy are my legs tired

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
only 6

5 of which were male :negative:

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
over 9000

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Lol if you keep count

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Has sex w/ the ops mom and it was better than average.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

The Whole Internet posted:

only 6

5 of which were male :negative:

You like the weeners, so what?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

AbbadonOfHell posted:

You like the weeners, so what?
wieners are gay

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Vim Fuego posted:

Lol if you keep count

Had to think kinda was hard to get my number, I kinda quit caring after 8.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

symbolic posted:

wieners are gay

Still fuckin'

asvodel
Oct 10, 2012
Isn't one or more more than the average goon? in which case yes

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

AbbadonOfHell posted:

You like the weeners, so what?

The Whole Internet gay. so what

DenizenKane fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Aug 28, 2015

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
just like to reiterate that I had sex with the op and i'll reveal that it was a let down, and I wouldn't even say "big" let down if you know what I mean.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
zero, and every person I haven't had sex with is better off for it. I'm a loving hero.

General Dog fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Aug 28, 2015

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Schnorkles posted:

just like to reiterate that I had sex with the op and i'll reveal that it was a let down, and I wouldn't even say "big" let down if you know what I mean.

was it a little disappointing?


or perhaps disappointingly little?

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
but seriously, lol if you are keeping count

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Tuxedo Gin posted:

was it a little disappointing?


or perhaps disappointingly little?

the packaging was terrible

Buh
May 17, 2008
im gay so unquestionably yes.
I lost count pretty quickly but somewhere around 75?

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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

too many :negative:

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